I would like to introduce my honey

[hornygirl]

sorry about that the last unregistered was me

I have been having trouble with LIT auto-logging me off
@#$%^&*

 

[Guest]

My, you are quite defensive. Of course, I would be to if I was in your situation. And by the way, four or five inches is NOT average.

 

[hornygirl]

Ummmm lets try this again

My, you are quite defensive. Of course, I would be to if I was in your situation. And by the way, four or five inches is NOT average.

5" is average. But what he does with it is by far above average. Why dont you put your dick where your mouth is and post it if you are such a stud...and no fake pics either. Usually those with a big mouth are compensating for an underaverage cock...whether be in size OR talents. My guess would be you have a big dick but dont know what to do with it to please a woman. Which is why you hide behind the "unregistered" post.

 

[Narlins]

So...

As long as your boat gets rocked and his boat gets rocked nothing else matters.

Keep on getting your licks in!

 

[Guest]

Carry on HornyGirl, don't mind the rantings of the uninformed, unintelligent and just plain stupid.

Love the pics, keep em cumming.

 

[Guest]

If thats five inches I would like to know what kind of ruler you are using???? or maybe you are in the real-estate business! I'd call it wishful thinking on your part and/or quite an imagination on your boyfriends.

Why don't you face it, a short dick is a short dick.

 

[sourdoughken]

Welcome delurker...you have a beautiful lady..would enjoy more pics of the 2 of you.

 

[hornygirl]

kissing the tip

Carry on HornyGirl, don't mind the rantings of the uninformed, unintelligent and just plain stupid.

Love the pics, keep em cumming.

Originally posted by Narlins
As long as your boat gets rocked and his boat gets rocked nothing else matters.

Keep on getting your licks in!

Originally posted by Sourdoughken

Welcome delurker...you have a beautiful lady..would enjoy more pics of the 2 of you

Thank you all, we took a bunch more pics this weekend (about 80), but of course have to go through them to see which ones to post. Here is 1 for now. With the holidays am just a bit behind in posting.

As posted by Unregistered and Useless
If thats five inches I would like to know what kind of ruler you are using???? or maybe you are in the real-estate business! I'd call it wishful thinking on your part and/or quite an imagination on your boyfriends.
Why don't you face it, a short dick is a short dick.

We could go around all day long, but I have more important things to do like have sex, have a life, take and post more pics. He is 5" hard, I know, he satisfies me and gives me multiple pleasures--thats all that matters. Now go away until you have the balls to post under your username or show your useless dick.

 

[tonytuna1957]

hornygirl

hey tell unregistered that just because he/she cant get off with a 5 inch cock that your sorry that it take only "big dicks" to turn them on or should I say ................. make them cum.......... that they sure are limiting themself to a few amount of lovers.........Oh guess what you dont have to tell he/she I just did......

Nice Pic...............

Did I mention that I was a Breast Man?


The Tunamaster

 

[Guest]

5 " My ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me tell you something your PIGSLUT ! That Gunga Din your sucking on isn't any where NEAR 5 " . Maybe his dick and his tongue stapled together may make the grade. But ........ considering the Rosie LQQK alike pics that show you .... maybe that's all he can get . They say FAT girls make good lovers ..... no wonder no more often than they get fucked ! HA !! So .......... you tell Eb from Green Acres to keep on dreaming about that lil 4 incher he's got and ~ Stay On The Farm ~ !
OINK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tonytuna1957]

Unregistered

{Quote]Let me tell you something your PIGSLUT ! That Gunga Din your sucking on isn't any where NEAR 5 " . Maybe his dick and his tongue stapled together may make the grade. But ........ considering the Rosie LQQK alike pics that show you .... maybe that's all he can get . They say FAT girls make good lovers ..... no wonder no more often than they get fucked ! HA !! So .......... you tell Eb from Green Acres to keep on dreaming about that lil 4 incher he's got and ~ Stay On The Farm ~ !

Nice to see the 1st Amendment hard at work..........so this is not my style but in keeping with the 1st Amendment and in respect of my friend (Hornygirl)......FUCK YOU............UNREGISTERED....IN THE FUTURE PLEASE REGISTER SO WE MAY COMMENT CORRECTLY ON YOUR POST...........

TONY

 

[Delurker]

Re: 5 " My ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me tell you something your PIGSLUT ! That Gunga Din your sucking on isn't any where NEAR 5 " . Maybe his dick and his tongue stapled together may make the grade. But ........ considering the Rosie LQQK alike pics that show you .... maybe that's all he can get . They say FAT girls make good lovers ..... no wonder no more often than they get fucked ! HA !! So .......... you tell Eb from Green Acres to keep on dreaming about that lil 4 incher he's got and ~ Stay On The Farm ~ !
OINK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to forgive everyone else in advance for what I am about to say. I promised myself that I would IGNORE unregistered trolls.



UNREGISTERED.


First off you little FUCKING moron. Until you have the guts to show us a picture, where the hell do you get off saying ANYTHING about ANYONE on lit. Second, as long as your hiding behind the UNREGISTERED sign, why don't you wank off like a good little troll. Third, Until such time as you can actually estimate distance/size PROPERLY, don't bother posting.


AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I THINK YOU OWE MY HONEY A *VERY* BIG APPOLOGY FOR WASTING OUR FUCKING BANDWIDTH ON EVEN DARING TO INSULT HER, WHEN SHE, AT LEAST HAS THE BALLS TO POST A PICTURE OF HERSELF UNDER A PROPERLY REGISTERED USERNAME. AND ANY BLATHER THAT YOU POST IS FIRST OFF AS UNEDUCATED AS IT GETS, AND SECOND, WHEN YOU DON'T GET AS MUCH OF A BOIL OUT OF HER AS YOU LIKE YOU RESORT TO NAME CALLING UNDER THE *UNREGISTERED* SHIELD, AND ARE AFRAID TO SHOW YOUR FUCKING PUKE FACE TO EVERYONE ON LIT. I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE A LONG TIME, BUT AT LEAST IF I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY I POST IT UNDER MY REGISTERED NAME. AND IF I DECIDE THAT I DON'T LIKE SOMETHING I DON'T GO BACK TO IT AND KEEP SEEING IF I CAN INSULT PEOPLE THERE. AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, YOU CAN INSULT ME ALL YOU WANT, BUT WHEN YOU START TO INSULT THE WOMAN I LOVE STAND BY
BECAUSE THEN YOU MADE IT PERSONAL.

Sorry again resposible lit readers for this very profane post, but it just burns my ass that some UNREGISTERED TROLL decies to insult someone that I love dearly, and hides behind the UNREGISTERED shield.

 

[hornygirl]

Re: 5 " My ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me tell you something your PIGSLUT ! That Gunga Din your sucking on isn't any where NEAR 5 " . Maybe his dick and his tongue stapled together may make the grade. But ........ considering the Rosie LQQK alike pics that show you .... maybe that's all he can get . They say FAT girls make good lovers ..... no wonder no more often than they get fucked ! HA !! So .......... you tell Eb from Green Acres to keep on dreaming about that lil 4 incher he's got and ~ Stay On The Farm ~ !
OINK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1st: thank you honey I love you too and Tonytuna1957 thank you also...you are a doll. I appreciate you sticking up for me.

Now to the little insect that likes to buzz around and be nasty but doesnt have the balls to admit who they are or show their "so called goods": I dont care what you think about me, trust me you are ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Your opinions mean nothing, your ideas mean nothing, and you can blow whatever you want out your ass, it will still make you nothing but a ball-less, coward who cant put a name or a pic to your rantings and ravings. Did you forget your medication today????? I suggest you try to remember it tomorrow.

You seem quite defensive about this whole subject. Maybe the reason why you are such a vile, pathetic, bitter, small minded person is that you do take your 5" up your ass. You need to relax. jerk off or something. Apparently your not getting your sexual frustrations taken care of.

I will not waste another word on you as you have no clue about anything, you just spew insults because you have nothing else in your life. Are you sure you are over 18, your words and your childish attitude and pre-occupation with cock size reminds me of a spoiled 12yr old. Now run along to mommy and be a good little boy/girl/hermaphrodite????
Oh and BTW it is 5"

 

[sweetHotGuy]

Hugs to hornygirl

I know horneygirl. She's my friend, she's an utter delight, and she makes this world a better place just by being in it.

But Unregistered, whoever the fuck you are, I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. (I apologise for sinking to Unregistered's level there for a moment, but this is personal.)


SweetHotGuy

 

[Guest]

Such strong words from such a short dick (or dicks). If you can't take a few "little" comments pertainig to your dick(s) than what are you showing them for?? Lets face it, you know how big you are--why fight it. And more importantly, how did you conclude that I was a guy? I am not! And that name "Deluker" makes me think of luggies (gross me out). They do sell cock extenders--maybe your should check into it.........I don't routinely look for well-hung men but lets face it lady (hornygirl), "YOU HAVE FOUND THE SHORT END OF THE STICK". You ought to try a big one sometime, you might be suprised at the results.........
Later.

 

[Delurker]

Such strong words from such a short dick (or dicks). If you can't take a few "little" comments pertainig to your dick(s) than what are you showing them for?? Lets face it, you know how big you are--why fight it.
Later.

First off assmunch, I don't care what you say about my dick, because your right I do know how big I am and I don't need some snotnose kid telling me how big I am.

secondly, I used that strong language not because of what you said to me, but of what you said to my lady. I don't take kindly to some arrogant asshole telling my honey that she is a slut.


Thirdly, if you are a girl, then why don't you do us all a favor, and sew you pussy lips shut so you cant reproduce, you obviously don't have a brain, and I would like less brainless idiots in the world not more.

 

[hornygirl]

Poor Poor pathetic unregistered troll

Such strong words from such a short dick (or dicks). If you can't take a few "little" comments pertainig to your dick(s) than what are you showing them for?? Lets face it, you know how big you are--why fight it. And more importantly, how did you conclude that I was a guy? I am not! And that name "Deluker" makes me think of luggies (gross me out). They do sell cock extenders--maybe your should check into it.........I don't routinely look for well-hung men but lets face it lady (hornygirl), "YOU HAVE FOUND THE SHORT END OF THE STICK". You ought to try a big one sometime, you might be suprised at the results.........
Later.

You must be 12 because you dont know how to process what you read...its DeluRker...you know, pull out a dictionary and read what "Lurk" means you ignoramous.

And if you are a girl, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah you come across as a 12year old boy....very very impressive. You must be the pride of your family.

And, btw I have been with about 6 men in my life and I have had 8 1/2" dicks, 5" dicks, and all in between--yes we measured. 1 of the larger ones (8 1/2") was incredible. However the 1 guy with an 8" dick just didnt know what to do with it. My honey knows exactly what to do with his 5"s--and thats what counts in the pleasure department.

It is actually quite pathetic that all it takes for you to have pleasure (IF youre a girl) is a big dick...are you sooooo stretched and used that you cant feel anything smaller than a baseball bat? Thats really not something to brag about. You have some serious issues and sexual frustrations you need to work out. I wish you the best of luck...it must be very very difficult and embarrassing to be you. I guess I can understand why you would hide behind "unregistered": being such a small-minded, ignorant, unintelligent, lonely, pathetic person. I wouldnt want to let people know who I was either if I were you. We all understand.

 

[Guest]

Fuck-off dick wipe - before I kick your short-dick ass........

 

[Delurker]

My, my, getting a bit short worded?

Fuck-off dick wipe - before I kick your short-dick ass........

What, running out of wordage? I expected more of a comeback than that. But, thats what I get for expecting more from a brainless ninny like you. Ohhhhhhhh well.

 

[Sienna]

Sienna runs in......drops the greetings..........

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Sienna keeps her head low...........runs out as fast as she can.......

Pheeeeewww!

 

[1hotjob]

.

 

[tonytuna1957]

Sienna

shouldnt that be.........................................

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

at this point of the thread.....I mean just kepping with the topic and all.....................lol


The Tunamaster

 

[Sienna]

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mmmmmmmmmm!........maybe, sounds good to me!

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Sienna runs back in......staying low........changes the greetings quickly......

A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND MAKE LOTS OF LOVE!

Sienna runs out again.........

Is that better?


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[Delurker]

Sienna,




Thanks for litening this thread back up.

 

[hornygirl]

Sienna, you are too much

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mmmmmmmmmm!........maybe, sounds good to me!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Sienna runs back in......staying low........changes the greetings quickly......

A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND MAKE LOTS OF LOVE!

Sienna runs out again.........

Is that better?


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What a lovely idea, but I cant tonite...when I work till 9pm my honey doesnt come over, but we will certainly make up for it tomorrow nite

You are such a pleasure to have around these boards. Thanks.