I would like to talk to married men about something really naughty.

[Azuldrgon]

What was the bait and what was the switch?

I misspoke.
Thing is I am a huge fan of @Kitty_so_frisky and she's always been super cool to me.
I trust her judgement and if she says to check out something, I do.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My complements to @Kitty_so_frisky for the bait and switch.
I am unsure if I have shared this story.
Many years ago, my wife received a trust fund check for the passing of her mother.
She gave me an amount and told me to buy her gifts because before then she never let me do it.
Long story short, since it was before Amazon and stuff, I failed miserably.
Since then, I was able to surprise her a few times, but never in that fashion.

It was more of a recommendation than a bait and switch. But if you failed miserably before, it only leaves room for improvement now!

What was the bait and what was the switch?

IDK…I thought it was a pretty straightforward recommendation in reply to a mention of stocking stuffers…?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Back on topic, I just remembered a few more favorite unorthodox past stocking stuffers I’ve received, that others may or may not draw inspiration from:
• A small waterproof Bluetooth speaker. I like to rock out in the shower (yes, that’s why RHCP was playing in the background of that video) and not only is it a better volume and clearer tone than my phone speaker, but it’s also much easier to skip songs on a waterproof speaker, with less risk of dropping my phone in the tub/shower
• Might be kinda late this year, but one year, McDonald’s had Muppets happy meal toys. My mom knew I love love love Muppets and do not eat at McDonald’s, so she got happy meals on her lunch break for a while until she was able to collect them all I still have them too! I believe the current happy meal toys are The Grinch, but if she’s not into that, keep an eye out throughout the year for next Christmas. They’ve had stuff like Barbie, Polly Pocket, Beanie Babies, Hello Kitty, Hot Wheels, Pokémon, BTS, etc
• Once got some great Gameboy game cartridges for my old Gameboy Advanced SP from an ex. Check out the selection at your local used game store (skip GameStop markup) or eBay for games she might love on whichever handheld gaming device she owns

 

[NOBGE]

Hoooboy, ‘Alpha’ men certainly are delicate.


Moving on:

It might be too late for Etsy stuff, but there are billions of great ideas there. Personalized things that you can’t find anywhere else. Anything from a stamp to mark her books with her name, to socks with her cats face on them.

Tickets to something she’d enjoy.

Paperback books, blank journals.

Craft kits and supplies, if she’s into that.

Long haired people never have too many hair ties.

He just wants you to say what a wonderful, thoughtful husband he is.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

As the person who filled stockings for myself, 2 roommates and 2 senior parents (with no additions snuck in for me by others), I need to hear what all the good hubbies/BFs reading this thread got so I live vicariously through their wives/GFs

 

[Azuldrgon]

two pairs of jeans
one blue dragon T-shirt (a gift to fix a prior gift from years ago when she ordered one and received a purple T-shirt with puppies on it.)
dragon ring.
calendar for work.
steel toe tennis shoes.
cartoon organizer (Sarah Scribbles)

I have mentioned she loves playing Mrs. Claus for the family.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

two pairs of jeans
one blue dragon T-shirt (a gift to fix a prior gift from years ago when she ordered one and received a purple T-shirt with puppies on it.)
dragon ring.
calendar for work.
steel toe tennis shoes.
cartoon organizer (Sarah Scribbles)

I have mentioned she loves playing Mrs. Claus for the family.

LOL I meant more the stockings, but okay

 

[Azuldrgon]

LOL I meant more the stockings, but okay

We don't do stockings at our house.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

LOL I meant more the stockings, but okay

Do you want to know what stocking presents guys got or gave?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Do you want to know what stocking presents guys got or gave?

Gave

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Gave

We have a very old chocolate shop That I always get chocolate covered Oreos and peanut clusters from. This year she also got pods for her countertop hydroponic herb garden, a set of PJs, and for the life of me, I don't recall the other thing! No jewelry this year. Last year a couple notable items I got her were handcrafted stained glass window decorations to hang in the windows and beach glass jewelry.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

We have a very old chocolate shop That I always get chocolate covered Oreos and peanut clusters from. This year she also got pods for her countertop hydroponic herb garden, a set of PJs, and for the life of me, I don't recall the other thing! No jewelry this year. Last year a couple notable items I got her were handcrafted stained glass window decorations to hang in the windows and beach glass jewelry.

The local chocolate shop stuff sounds great! Were the PJs and all the rest in the stocking though?

To clarify again, just wanted to hear what men got women as stocking-stuffers (not a euphemism). Not the big presents as much as the thoughtful little things. Need my faith in men restored

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

My husband and I stuff each other's stockings and he does a pretty good job. This year he stocked me up on my supplements that I take daily, toothpaste, toothbrush, some scratch off tickets (I think I got$9), and some local chocolate that I love. Nothing fancy, all things I needed/like.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

The local chocolate shop stuff sounds great! Were the PJs and all the rest in the stocking though?

To clarify again, just wanted to hear what men got women as stocking-stuffers (not a euphemism). Not the big presents as much as the thoughtful little things. Need my faith in men restored

Our stockings are decently sized, so yeah, that's all in the stocking. PJs got rolled up really tight . My stocking had a package of extra long Twizzlers - 16"!

Poof

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

As the person who filled stockings for myself, 2 roommates and 2 senior parents (with no additions snuck in for me by others), I need to hear what all the good hubbies/BFs reading this thread got so I live vicariously through their wives/GFs

- a page a day calendar (we give each other one of these as a matter of tradition)

- a hand knit hat and glove set in rainbow thread/pattern

- a hook for her car seat to let her hang her purse over the back of the seat (she asked for this)

- a small, but powerful tire gauge/inflator contraption

That was enough to fill the physical stocking, then a couple odds and ends. Small stuff really.

 

[hotcpu]

The favorite Channel Parfum that my FWB loves and I do to .... So it is a Win/Win when I'm nuzzling down her body to get every perfect sensory present.

 

[Mike130]

We are going to talk about getting you on the Nice list, but I knew that Naughty would get your attention. It worked.

Is there any sort of Christmas tradition in your home that involves stockings filled with gifts?
Does your wife fill stockings for everyone in the family?
Does she have to fill her own? Or is hers empty? Or does her daughter fill it?


Thats a thing that you should be doing. If she laughs off her empty stocking or the fact that she has to fill it herself, she doesn’t really think it’s funny.

** If you are the worlds best husband and annually fill your wife’s Christmas stocking with gifts, real estate deeds, and overflowing with diamonds, then this thread is not about you and it’s perfectly ok to not post and make it about you **

To the rest of you, some tips. If you havent been doing it because you don’t know what to get, I’m here to help. (Perhaps other lit ladies will also chime in with ideas)

1. go look at where she gets ready for the day. Does she wear makeup/nail polish, etc? Look for the items that are less than half full to nearly empty. Take a picture of the item, and a pic of the label that shows the color name and number. Show the pics to someone working at Ulta or Sephora, and ask them to help you find it.

2. when she runs errands all day alone, where does she stop for lunch/coffee? When she doesn’t have to consider anyone’s else’s wants. Get her a gift card for that place.

3. if you have access to her Amazon account, go look at her cart, then scroll down to ‘saved for later’. She wants all of that stuff, she’s just waiting till she has some extra money for it. Get all the stuff that’s small enough to fit in a stocking

4 jewelry? maybe. the stocking doesn’t have to be super expensive to fill, but if you have the means, put the jewelry in the very bottom. You know those commercials from the big chain jewelers with the heart shaped necklace that the woman in the commercial swoons over? Unless your wife has pointed unprompted directly at the tv during that commercial and said that she would specifically love that…. She doesn’t want that. Look at the jewelry that she has chosen for herself and get something similar in style. Does she like delicate neutrals? Bold chunky colors? Get her something to her taste, not from a commercial.

5. go to Bath and Body Works (not Walmart or Walgreens or 7-11) and get 2-3 mini hand creams and mini hand sanitizer in matching scents.

6. this time you can go to Walgreens or Walmart or 7-11… get a couple tubes of Burt’s Bees lip balm

7. her favorite candy or snack

Wrap stuff if stocking gifts are typically wrapped. It doesn’t have to be perfect or pretty.


There ya go. Don’t drop the ball. If youve never filled her stocking before and she asks why you decided to this time, don’t tell her that you got the idea from a woman on a porn site.

You’ve got 3 weeks. You can do this.

I read this post before Christmas and honestly just wanted to thank you for this idea. Sometimes us men can be clueless. After reading this, I went into the bathroom and took some photos of some of her skin care products, then purchased them on Amazon for stocking stuffers. When she got to her stocking Christmas morning, she couldn’t stop gushing at how thoughtful I was! This suggestion was so helpful! I always dread Christmas because I never know what to buy her and it’s frustrating. If she sees something she wants, she buys it for herself and I seldom have the chance to surprise her with something she really likes. So thanks again, this was more helpful than you can imagine. Literotica has not only made me more of a pervert but also a better husband!

 

[Oralexplorer]

We are going to talk about getting you on the Nice list, but I knew that Naughty would get your attention. It worked.

Is there any sort of Christmas tradition in your home that involves stockings filled with gifts?
Does your wife fill stockings for everyone in the family?
Does she have to fill her own? Or is hers empty? Or does her daughter fill it?


Thats a thing that you should be doing. If she laughs off her empty stocking or the fact that she has to fill it herself, she doesn’t really think it’s funny.

** If you are the worlds best husband and annually fill your wife’s Christmas stocking with gifts, real estate deeds, and overflowing with diamonds, then this thread is not about you and it’s perfectly ok to not post and make it about you **

To the rest of you, some tips. If you havent been doing it because you don’t know what to get, I’m here to help. (Perhaps other lit ladies will also chime in with ideas)

1. go look at where she gets ready for the day. Does she wear makeup/nail polish, etc? Look for the items that are less than half full to nearly empty. Take a picture of the item, and a pic of the label that shows the color name and number. Show the pics to someone working at Ulta or Sephora, and ask them to help you find it.

2. when she runs errands all day alone, where does she stop for lunch/coffee? When she doesn’t have to consider anyone’s else’s wants. Get her a gift card for that place.

3. if you have access to her Amazon account, go look at her cart, then scroll down to ‘saved for later’. She wants all of that stuff, she’s just waiting till she has some extra money for it. Get all the stuff that’s small enough to fit in a stocking

4 jewelry? maybe. the stocking doesn’t have to be super expensive to fill, but if you have the means, put the jewelry in the very bottom. You know those commercials from the big chain jewelers with the heart shaped necklace that the woman in the commercial swoons over? Unless your wife has pointed unprompted directly at the tv during that commercial and said that she would specifically love that…. She doesn’t want that. Look at the jewelry that she has chosen for herself and get something similar in style. Does she like delicate neutrals? Bold chunky colors? Get her something to her taste, not from a commercial.

5. go to Bath and Body Works (not Walmart or Walgreens or 7-11) and get 2-3 mini hand creams and mini hand sanitizer in matching scents.

6. this time you can go to Walgreens or Walmart or 7-11… get a couple tubes of Burt’s Bees lip balm

7. her favorite candy or snack

Wrap stuff if stocking gifts are typically wrapped. It doesn’t have to be perfect or pretty.


There ya go. Don’t drop the ball. If youve never filled her stocking before and she asks why you decided to this time, don’t tell her that you got the idea from a woman on a porn site.

You’ve got 3 weeks. You can do this.

I always had an inkling that Santa Claus is actually a woman. Thank you Santa Kate..
Exactly 10 months left fellas to act on this better get our skate on. If you missed the mark last year.

 

[KatieDoes]

I always had an inkling that Santa Claus is actually a woman. Thank you Santa Kate..
Exactly 10 months left fellas to act on this better get our skate on. If you missed the mark last year.

I suspect that it is probably too ‘feminist core’ and will likely result in my inbox overflowing with hate to state on lit that Santa Claus is yet another example of men getting credit for the unpaid labor of women. Ho Ho Ho, and all that jazz.

 

[Oralexplorer]

I suspect that it is probably too ‘feminist core’ and will likely result in my inbox overflowing with hate to state on lit that Santa Claus is yet another example of men getting credit for the unpaid labor of women. Ho Ho Ho, and all that jazz.

Muuwwaahh... if walks like a duck and quack like a duck.. call it for it is. I'll stand with you, it will not do much good for ya inbox.

 

[KatieDoes]

Muuwwaahh... if walks like a duck and quack like a duck.. call it for it is. I'll stand with you, it will not do much good for ya inbox.

My inbox can take the hit

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I always had an inkling that Santa Claus is actually a woman. Thank you Santa Kate..
Exactly 10 months left fellas to act on this better get our skate on. If you missed the mark last year.

Much of the suggestions can also be used to surprise her with an Easter basket too, especially if she happens to do those for you and/or kids. Main requirements are just basket, fake Easter grass(shredded green tissue paper or plastic) bunny, plastic eggs with candy. Anything else will be going above and beyond and be extra appreciated. Even those who celebrate Easter generally stop receiving Easter baskets past childhood, so it’s almost certain to be an unexpected surprise in most cases.
(Yes, you can even make the rabbit a Rabbit vibrator instead of a plushie if the basket will be given privately…i.e. not in front of the kids! )

 

[Oralexplorer]

Much of the suggestions can also be used to surprise her with an Easter basket too, especially if she happens to do those for you and/or kids. Main requirements are just basket, fake Easter grass(shredded green tissue paper or plastic) bunny, plastic eggs with candy. Anything else will be going above and beyond and be extra appreciated. Even those who celebrate Easter generally stop receiving Easter baskets past childhood, so it’s almost certain to be an unexpected surprise in most cases.
(Yes, you can even make the rabbit a Rabbit vibrator instead of a plushie if the basket will be given privately…i.e. not in front of the kids! )

Ohhh ffs ..is the Easter bunny female as well...
The rabbit vibrator is a solid suggestion,i would not have thought of that.
The best I could mange was a chocolate shave cock with a creme ala Cadbury egg creme. Now that creme you can sallow...I shall stop digging a hole for myself now.
Thankyou...Easter bunny @Kitty_so_frisky.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ohhh ffs ..is the Easter bunny female as well...

Was there ever any doubt?!

 

[Mike302]

We don't exchange gifts at all. No pressure!

On Birthdays we plan time together doing what the Birthday person wants to do.