I would like to talk to married men about something really naughty.

[KatieDoes]

My complements to @Kitty_so_frisky for the bait and switch.
I am unsure if I have shared this story.
Many years ago, my wife received a trust fund check for the passing of her mother.
She gave me an amount and told me to buy her gifts because before then she never let me do it.
Long story short, since it was before Amazon and stuff, I failed miserably.
Since then, I was able to surprise her a few times, but never in that fashion.

What was the bait and what was the switch?

 

[KatieDoes]

I came because Kitty told me too (which is a surprise since I’m normally not submissive…), but after 20+ years with the same woman, I’ve got the gift thing covered.

New vacuum arrives Monday.

May the new vacuum be the only thing in your home to ever suck anything ever again.

 

[Azuldrgon]

What was the bait and what was the switch?

I misspoke.
Thing is I am a huge fan of @Kitty_so_frisky and she's always been super cool to me.
I trust her judgement and if she says to check out something, I do.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My complements to @Kitty_so_frisky for the bait and switch.
I am unsure if I have shared this story.
Many years ago, my wife received a trust fund check for the passing of her mother.
She gave me an amount and told me to buy her gifts because before then she never let me do it.
Long story short, since it was before Amazon and stuff, I failed miserably.
Since then, I was able to surprise her a few times, but never in that fashion.

It was more of a recommendation than a bait and switch. But if you failed miserably before, it only leaves room for improvement now!

What was the bait and what was the switch?

IDK…I thought it was a pretty straightforward recommendation in reply to a mention of stocking stuffers…?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Back on topic, I just remembered a few more favorite unorthodox past stocking stuffers I’ve received, that others may or may not draw inspiration from:
• A small waterproof Bluetooth speaker. I like to rock out in the shower (yes, that’s why RHCP was playing in the background of that video) and not only is it a better volume and clearer tone than my phone speaker, but it’s also much easier to skip songs on a waterproof speaker, with less risk of dropping my phone in the tub/shower
• Might be kinda late this year, but one year, McDonald’s had Muppets happy meal toys. My mom knew I love love love Muppets and do not eat at McDonald’s, so she got happy meals on her lunch break for a while until she was able to collect them all I still have them too! I believe the current happy meal toys are The Grinch, but if she’s not into that, keep an eye out throughout the year for next Christmas. They’ve had stuff like Barbie, Polly Pocket, Beanie Babies, Hello Kitty, Hot Wheels, Pokémon, BTS, etc
• Once got some great Gameboy game cartridges for my old Gameboy Advanced SP from an ex. Check out the selection at your local used game store (skip GameStop markup) or eBay for games she might love on whichever handheld gaming device she owns

 

[NOBGE]

Hoooboy, ‘Alpha’ men certainly are delicate.


Moving on:

It might be too late for Etsy stuff, but there are billions of great ideas there. Personalized things that you can’t find anywhere else. Anything from a stamp to mark her books with her name, to socks with her cats face on them.

Tickets to something she’d enjoy.

Paperback books, blank journals.

Craft kits and supplies, if she’s into that.

Long haired people never have too many hair ties.

He just wants you to say what a wonderful, thoughtful husband he is.