If a Litster masturbated thinking of you, would you want to know?

[Tallulah82]

Yes, please tell me by semaphore. You can use your underwear as flags

This feels like I should make a flag-shagger comment but I don't know you so I won't.

Everyone wanks to me on Lit, I already know.

 

[MarcUK]

This feels like I should make a flag-shagger comment but I don't know you so I won't.

Everyone wanks to me on Lit, I already know.

Is a flag shagger sounds like a good term for some shameless 'patriotic' politicians we could name.

Everyone?

 

[Tallulah82]

Is a flag shagger sounds like a good term for some shameless 'patriotic' politicians we could name.

Everyone?

As far as my spies tell me, it's everyone.


They may be voices.
No, they're not.
Oh, ok.

 

[MarcUK]

As far as my spies tell me, it's everyone.


They may be voices.
No, they're not.
Oh, ok.

Everyone?

What about all those fanboys wanking over Musk?

 

[Tallulah82]

Everyone?

What about all those fanboys wanking over Musk?

I didn't say I *liked* everyone doing it.

 

[MarcUK]

I didn't say I *liked* everyone doing it.

The list of people I wouldn't want to be masturbating thinking about me is longer than the list of people who might be

 

[Tallulah82]

The list of people I wouldn't want to be masturbating thinking about me is longer than the list of people who might be

That is a very healthy approach.

I used to care. But it's impossible to fight the tide when you're this amazeballs.

 

[TXRafe]

i would definitely want to know, but i am sure its few and far between at this point. any "game" i once had has lost its luster

 

[MarcUK]

That is a very healthy approach.

I used to care. But it's impossible to fight the tide when you're this amazeballs.

I sometimes wonder if I should stop the false modesty and embrace my amazingness

 

[Ocean33]

If she told me I would be flattered and ask what exactly she thought about

 

[Tallulah82]

i would definitely want to know, but i am sure its few and far between at this point. any "game" i once had has lost its luster

According to Marc, the Musk lot will wank to you.

I sometimes wonder if I should stop the false modesty and embrace my amazingness

Woah, woah, woah, there mate.

*ARE* you amazing, though? I mean, I know I am. But you can't just say it and it be true. *ahem*

 

[MarcUK]

According to Marc, the Musk lot will wank to you.


Woah, woah, woah, there mate.

*ARE* you amazing, though? I mean, I know I am. But you can't just say it and it be true. *ahem*

Hm... how about if I say 'amazing for a guy'... ?

 

[TXRafe]

According to Marc, the Musk lot will wank to you.

this does not make me feel better, but i appreciate you trying

 

[Tallulah82]

Hm... how about if I say 'amazing for a guy'... ?

That is so fucking sexy.

 

[Tallulah82]

this does not make me feel better, but i appreciate you trying

I am trying. I know.

*curtsies*

 

[TXRafe]

I am trying. I know.

*curtsies*

you've done better

*bows* *smirks*

 

[MarcUK]

That is so fucking sexy.

Isn't that basically your official endorsement of my amazing (for a guy) ness?

 

[Tallulah82]

Isn't that basically your official endorsement of my amazing (for a guy) ness?

I know it sounds like that. But I'm not officially endorsing anyone based on a single comment. But it's certainly got you on the 'soft recommendation' list that I send to all Lit women.

 

[TXRafe]

I know it sounds like that. But I'm not officially endorsing anyone based on a single comment. But it's certainly got you on the 'soft recommendation' list that I send to all Lit women.

can we request a copy of our information? it would be nice to see what im actually dealing with and up against

 

[MarcUK]

I know it sounds like that. But I'm not officially endorsing anyone based on a single comment. But it's certainly got you on the 'soft recommendation' list that I send to all Lit women.

Men on the other hand typically run a hard recommendation list

 

[Tallulah82]

Men on the other hand typically run a hard recommendation list

Naturally. I'd not expect anything less.

 

[Lustful_Eyes4u]

Yes and don’t hold back the naughty details

 

[MarcUK]

Naturally. I'd not expect anything less.

Have we accidentally hijacked this thread?

 

[Tallulah82]

Have we accidentally hijacked this thread?

I don't do anything by accident.

Also, yes so I'll shut up now. Fortunately, it's not one of those popular threads where we keep having to say "YES I'VE SEEN HIM NEKKID". Phew.

 

[MarcUK]

I don't do anything by accident.

Also, yes so I'll shut up now. Fortunately, it's not one of those popular threads where we keep having to say "YES I'VE SEEN HIM NEKKID". Phew.

I think there is only one way I'd want to shut you up.