If Anyone Wants This Story Idea, It’s All Yours

[gunhilltrain]

Cronenberg did a Canadian film of Ballard's "Crash" in 1996; it's pretty good mainstream fetish erotica.

With the need for mixed doubles orgasms in the race, I thought of those stick-shift in the lady bits porn pics. How about team driving: the man has the wheel and the pedals; the woman the gear box. Shifting gears would require fantastic simultaneity!

I've only read the novel. But I wouldn't define car crashes as a mainstream fetish, whatever that is.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Mainstream film; erotic fetish. Ah, the problems of punctuation!

 

[AlexBailey]

Is this taking place in 1967?

Throwbacks.

They’re out there.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Throwbacks.

They’re out there.

Yeah, and they're all at least seventy years old. And I haven't seen a VW Microbus in years.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Mainstream film; erotic fetish. Ah, the problems of punctuation!

There's a difference between what is in movies and what people really do. I think Ballard said that much of his fiction was not to be taken too literally. Compare his novel Empire of the Sun with his later autobiography that covers some of the same ground. They overlap but there are major differences. Spielberg went even further and did present the story as it was in the book.

 

[PennyThompson]

Yeah, and they're all at least seventy years old. And I haven't seen a VW Microbus in years.

They can just be burners from Burning Man instead of hippies, and everything else about them fits just fine

 

[AlexBailey]

Yeah, and they're all at least seventy years old. And I haven't seen a VW Microbus in years.

You don’t live in Northern California.
… and there are new generations who for some unknown reason absolutely love old VW busses. Good shape and running will fetch > $20,000

 

[MelissaBaby]

You don’t live in Northern California.

Or Maine.

 

[PapaRomantic]

It would have to be a smooth road...one large pothole, one accidental bite, and then nobody wins...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

There's a difference between what is in movies and what people really do. I think Ballard said that much of his fiction was not to be taken too literally. Compare his novel Empire of the Sun with his later autobiography that covers some of the same ground. They overlap but there are major differences. Spielberg went even further and did present the story as it was in the book.

We do know that, of course. And Cronenberg's Crash, while about an unusual erotic fetish, is a mainstream film, grossing over 20 million dollars, winning a Special Jury Prize at Cannes as well as a number of Genies, and featuring serious actors including Rosanna Arquet and Holly Hunter.

 

[alohadave]

And I haven't seen a VW Microbus in years.

The only original Beetle I've seen in at least 20 years sat in a tiny little used car dealership where I live. The owner just retired after 50 years, and I'll bet that the Beetle sat in the showroom that entire time.

 

[JGittes]

We do know that, of course. And Cronenberg's Crash, while about an unusual erotic fetish, is a mainstream film, grossing over 20 million dollars, winning a Special Jury Prize at Cannes as well as a number of Genies, and featuring serious actors including Rosanna Arquet and Holly Hunter.

Can't forget James Spader. Damn fine movie.

I have a work in progress that's a riff on Crash, the movie more than the book. A woman is picked up for a date by a guy driving a borrowed XK Type E. She's a Ballard fan and feels the XKE is the closest she'll get to a Porsche and has the guy recreate James Dean's last drive Hwy 99 over the Grapevine up to Famosa and over to Chalome, and demands sex on the bonnet by the side of the road at the crash site.

 

[jaF0]

The only original Beetle I've seen in at least 20 years sat in a tiny little used car dealership where I live. The owner just retired after 50 years, and I'll bet that the Beetle sat in the showroom that entire time.

Probably couldn't get it started again.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Probably couldn't get it started again.

Woody Allen's Sleeper - a two-hundred year old V-Dub, starts first time.

 

[onehitwanda]

Probably couldn't get it started again.

Send it over to Germany and within a day it will be restored to showroom condition... except for one detail. It will have a Porsche 911 turbo engine shoehorned into the engine bay and will be filmed doing Mach Jesus on the Autobahn.

 

[StillStunned]

Send it over to Germany and within a day it will be restored to showroom condition... except for one detail. It will have a Porsche 911 turbo engine shoehorned into the engine bay and will be filmed doing Mach Jesus on the Autobahn.

"In this week's episode of Top Gear..."

 

[nice90sguy]

a mainstream fetish, whatever that is

Putting a penis into a vagina, where the woman is lying on her back and the man is sort of lying on top of her (shudders at the thought)

 

[Lifestyle66]

From my WIP, the upcoming Gold Dollar Girls: Road Trip, courtesy of Clover. I think it’s a great idea, perhaps for a Humor story, but I can’t see it as something I’d write myself.

“Hey, you know what they should have? Road Head Rally. So like, they line up a bunch of drivers, and they have chicks ride with them, and they say ‘Go!’ And they start driving and the girls suck their dicks and the winner is the guy who drives the farthest without blowing his load.”

I was dating a woman who had grown kids, one of whom was home from college. That evening there were eight of us playing "Cards Against Humanity".

If you've never played it, it's like "Apples to Apples" where one player picks a question card, then others hand in the response cards for that player to select the "best" answer. Except this game has college-level risqué, sexy, disgusting, or other socially inappropriate answers.

My girlfriend was sitting at the end of the table looking at her answer cards, when she turned to her college-age son and asked, "What's this?"

Her son groaned in exasperation, saying "Oh, Mom!"

"NO, really. What does 'road head' mean?" she asked.

Having been a recipient with her, I was sitting at the other end of the table, and responded "That's when a trucker gives you a 'thumbs up'."

She says to the group, "Oh! ... I've done it. I just didn't know there's a name for it."

I thought 'Oh, yeah! She's a keeper!


But for a "Road Head Rally", winning the race seems to be the least desirable outcome. She would get bored if it took me too long.

 

[yowser]

Yeah, and they're all at least seventy years old. And I haven't seen a VW Microbus in years.

One of them is the central focus of one of my series; co-stars are a couple of bi-curious married dads. Trigger warning: involves discussion of Weber DCNF carburetors and Engle cams.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Woody Allen's Sleeper - a two-hundred year old V-Dub, starts first time.

"I haven't seen my analyst in 200 years. . . . If I'd been going all this time, I'd probably almost be cured by now."

 

[MelissaBaby]

But for a "Road Head Rally", winning the race seems to be the least desirable outcome. She would get bored if it took me too long.

Obviously, it doesn’t work if the girl and the driver are teammates. She would have a disincentive to make him come. Make it two contests, a prize for the driver who goes the longest, and one for the girl who gets her guy off quickest.

 

[Lifestyle66]

Obviously, it doesn’t work if the girl and the driver are teammates. She would have a disincentive to make him come. Make it two contests, a prize for the driver who goes the longest, and one for the girl who gets her guy off quickest.

That might still be problematic, as older drivers can last longer.

Maybe a "Road Head Rally" with females (or even include gay and Bi males), where their goal is to go a specific distance and within a set time limit. They gather at the finish line., the winner is the one who got the most guys off while he's driving via road head (cellphone video selfies as evidence).

A story twist would be that one of the girls "cheated" by arranging for twenty guys to preposition their cars along the way for her to switch to new, primed drivers.

EDIT: Note that I admit in my byline that I have a warped mind!

 

[PennyThompson]

My thought would be, it's a long distance rally race, the kind where you've got a two-person team of a driver and a navigator/mechanic, and they don't get any external support.

The sex twist would be that at pre-set parts of the race, both team members need to achieve climax. If they cum too early it doesn't count, if they don't cum during the Climax Phase they have to pull over and stop driving until they both cum.

So the team members would have to carefully pace and edge themselves, so that they can "hit their marks." It's not about being a quick shot, it's about control and finesse and team chemistry

 

[Lifestyle66]

Obviously, it doesn’t work if the girl and the driver are teammates. She would have a disincentive to make him come. Make it two contests, a prize for the driver who goes the longest, and one for the girl who gets her guy off quickest.

Here's an even more warped idea for a Loving Wives story:

*****

Three women are talking, about their past experiences giving road head, all bragging about being the best. They come up with the “Road Head Rally” idea: a race to take their guys on a road trip for a five-hour race, to end by meeting at a distant resort. Only one of the three women is married. They agree the goal is to show selfies of themselves at the end as proof (with time stamps) as they get their driver off each time in their car.

The wife easily convinces her husband to go along with the race, as he’ll be getting five hours of road head the whole way! The story focuses on this married couple as she gets frustrated with her husband taking too long to cum the second time. She explains that her friends’ boyfriends are younger and that they’ll probably win.

She finally convinces him (grudgingly) to stop and pick up a young man at a rest stop to drive (need to come up with an incentive for the husband to agree), and she gets the new guy off for three more videos before they arrive at the finish.

Excitedly waiting for her friends with her five videos in hand, her face falls when she sees the next car pull in with the woman and three men getting out. The second, smirking women then sees the third car, a small VW pull into the parking lot, and it looks like a circus clown car unloading!

 

[yowser]

I'm mostly worried about whether any of the drivers have insurance.