If I was a ____________, I'd...

[DVS]

if I we were a skirt I would be sexy short pleated skirt......

...and very easily flipped up by the slightest little gust of wind.

 

[Saphs]

If I was a double ender, I'd thoroughly enjoy my life.

 

[ecstaticsub]

If I were my Dominant I would skip out of work, get in my car kidnap my submissive bring her to a cabin in the woods tie her to a tree beat her then drag her inside and fuck her until we both pass out.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

If I was a mannequin, I'd be posed as if I was scratching my bum. No matter what store I was in.

Why do I have an urge to go to a store and find a Keroin womannequin and scratch/rub/molest the *other* side of her bum?


Oh, yeah... cuz I've *seen* said bum (well, a pic of it), and it's definitely scratchable/rubbable/molestable!

 

[where]

If I were a double entendre, I'd be in you endo.

 

[AmelieStar]

If I were a more dominant lass I'd pin him to the bed and fuck his face and cum till I passed out.

 

[pleatedskirt]

and if i was him i would have enjoyed being riden until my girl is knackered

 

[ViKitty]

If I were a boat I'd be afraid of water.

 

[MisterSir]

If I were a lumberjack, I'd be OK.

 

[YourCaptor]

If I was a humpback whale I'd hump everything with my giant ___

 

[satindesire]

If I was a keyboard, I'd make my backspace an enter.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

If I were a rich man, all day long I'd biddy biddy bum.

 

[YourCaptor]

If I was a keyboard, I'd make my backspace an enter.

Nice

 

[where]

If I were a dog, I'd lick my own bollocks and not just yours.

 

[Ruby_PlumRed]

If I was a man I'd go an pee standing up somewhere, then take some viagra and go and find a chick to bang til I got sore. lol

 

[Cattypuss]

If I were a biscuit I'd be a Hobnob.

If I were a drink I'd be a steaming mug of lightly brewed Earl Grey.

 

[satindesire]

Nice

Hey, my One Percent Sadist/Domme maybe only one percent, but it's a doozy.

 

[AmelieStar]

If I were with someone right now, I'd be worrying them slightly.

 

[CutieMouse]

If I were a rich man, all day long I'd biddy biddy bum.

So glad I'm not the only one who's had that song running through her head every time I see this thread pop to the top.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

So glad I'm not the only one who's had that song running through her head every time I see this thread pop to the top.

It's impossible to banish. Maybe the more it reverberates in your skull, the more wealth it will generate.

 

[gypsy*seer]

It's impossible to banish. Maybe the more it reverberates in your skull, the more wealth it will generate.

toldja so...

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

toldja so...

I know, I know. Help me get the toothpaste back in the tube.

 

[teknight]

If I were a female submissive with a spirited personality and a willingness for a little experimentation, I'd go knock on my door and make two people happy.

...er...you wouldn't be home? Poor spirited subbie girl, left standing by the door.

If I were a highway, I'd make people drive at appropriate speeds without preset upper limits.

Nice thread!

 

[teknight]

If I were a double entendre, I'd be in you endo.

Cute.

If I were Kybs, I'd know if she has a penis.

 

[graceanne]

If I were my three year old nephew, I'd go to sleep and let mimi (what he calls me) take a bath.