If I was a ____________, I'd...

[lovebound]

If I were a tall handsome gentleman with gorgeous biceps and impressive skill in the kitchen and the bedroom, I'd be knocking on my door right now because some food and domination is what I need bad.

 

[YourCaptor]

If I was an animal, I’d perplex David Attenborough with my bizarre mating rituals.

 

[YourCaptor]

If I were a tall handsome gentleman with gorgeous biceps and impressive skill in the kitchen and the bedroom, I'd be knocking on my door right now because some food and domination is what I need bad.

I cook it, you get to watch me eat it.

Any more requests?

 

[teknight]

If I was an animal, I’d perplex David Attenborough with my bizarre mating rituals.

Bwahahaha. Good one.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

If I was a sat nav unit, I'd steer people in circles, just for fun.

 

[Chiara_searches]

If I were a bird, I'd soar in the heavens.

Oh, wait, I'm already doing that today.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I read this one today and liked it...Cause its raining here today.

If water were whisky, and I was the grass, I'd be sooo drunk.

 

[txblush]

If I was a time traveler, I'd revisit the days of happiness and content.

 

[Cattypuss]

If I were a song, I'd be "What It Is" by the Blue Aeroplanes.

 

[Chiara_searches]

If I were a sweet, I'd be dark chocolate.

 

[seela]

If I were slightly tipsy, I'd perform an embarrassingly horrible version of Total Eclipse of the Heart in a teensy bit questionable karaoke bar.

Hang on.. didn't I just do that?

 

[Chiara_searches]

If I was a smart one, I'd have my shit figured out.

 

[JamieJ424]

If I was a smart one, I'd have my shit figured out.

Me too