~$$$~ If I Won The Lottery ~$$$~

[Wild_Honey_66]

My good friend M. and I used to enjoy playing this game.

(Nevermind that neither one of us gambled--a mere detail.)

What would you do with your winnings?

 

[Bowlerpa06]

If I won the lottery, I would pay off all my loans and get a really nice house.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

My thread about this died but....
I would pay off all my bills.
Buy a small house for myself.
Hire a nurse to take care of my parents.
Then kidnap JamesLewis and travel around Europe with him.

 

[1sickbastard]

First off, I'd hire an accountant and a tax attorney.

Then, I'd do stuff.

I might buy some stuff, there are a few people I'd pay off some things for.

But mostly I'd do stuff. Then more stuff.

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

Buy a yacht and sail around the world.

 

[janeyl]

Apart from the usual...I'd buy little pockets of land all over the UK in prime hunt territory, then ban the cunts in red coats from riding on it and make their unspeakable "sport" so hard to pursue it would be impossible to continue...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Buy a yacht and sail around the world.

Meet Zach in San Fransisco and have him for dinner.

Err...I mean--have dinner with him.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Hey Honey, why don't we throw a Lit party and invite all of those sexy older men?

 

[NC_OBX80]

Meet Zach in San Fransisco and have him for dinner.

Err...I mean--have dinner with him.

Ohh I think you meant both

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hey Honey, why don't we throw a Lit party and invite all of those sexy older men?

Okay, but I think we should make it Open Invitation to any man over a certain age--we don't want to miss out on the pleasure of anyone's company just because we were too googly-eyed to remember all of their names!!

Now, about the age...how old are you again?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ohh I think you meant both

*naughty chuckle*

I might have, at that.


"Hi, I'd like something fishy for dinner,

and a double helping of Zach a la mode for dessert.

With chocolate sauce on the side, please."

 

[pfflyerhot]

If I won the lottery I'd head North.

 

[Slow Ride469]

If I won the lottery I'd head North.

Damnit.....that leaves me out

 

[DesEsseintes]

Oh, the usual. Statue of myself carved from the skulls of my enemies. Maybe some dodgy central African mineral concessions, a tame nuclear physicist or three, and perhaps a little champagne.

 

[pfflyerhot]

Damnit.....that leaves me out

North is relative... you know.

 

[elli1]

i'd buy a bottle of gin. then make some carefully considered, drunk decisions

 

[DesEsseintes]

i'd buy a bottle of gin. then make some carefully considered, drunk decisions

Elli! You're alive!

It's almost as if you have a life away from here... Glad to see you.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Well, this thread seems to have died an untimely death. Let's try it again, shall we?

Today I would:

Go sailing with Zach
Go shopping with Des
Go singing karaoke with Slyder
Go merry trampling with Joe
Go anywhere with elli (likely stalking Tom Hiddleston, if she has anything to say about it )

Go for a spa holiday with some lovely Lit ladies after which we will...
Party like it's 1999 with the sexy men of Lit who put smiles on our faces, and other things in other places.

But for realz? I would take my kids on a road trip around the UK, flying in anyone who ought to be there, but isn't.

What would you do?

 

[EctoJohn]

I have thought about winning the lottery way too much.
If you could hook up virtual reality to my brain, it would build a detailed layout
of my fantasy mansion for me to give you a tour through.
I have literally considered the color of the walkway that leads up to my front door.

A short list includes said mansion with a room set aside for a huge sword collection,
a garage full of custom classic cars (and even some not so classic that just amuse me), and the three path backyard garden that feels different going along each path.
I have considered learning to fly just to have a reason to buy myself a small airplane that, of course, is custom painted.
Of course I'd do the "nice" thing of paying off all my family's bills and whatnot, setting up college funds for my niece and nephews, etc., but I'd have as much fun with money as I could.
Of course this all would need me to win one of the really big lotteries when it's well over $100 million, but I don't really ever play anything else.
Just eccentric millionaire ideas.

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

Meet Zach in San Fransisco and have him for dinner.

Err...I mean--have dinner with him.

Hey Honey, why don't we throw a Lit party and invite all of those sexy older men?

Ohh I think you meant both

Okay, but I think we should make it Open Invitation to any man over a certain age--we don't want to miss out on the pleasure of anyone's company just because we were too googly-eyed to remember all of their names!!

Now, about the age...how old are you again?

*naughty chuckle*

I might have, at that.


"Hi, I'd like something fishy for dinner,

and a double helping of Zach a la mode for dessert.

With chocolate sauce on the side, please."

It's taken me almost two years to catch up with a whole line of discussion!

I wasn't even lost at sea...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

It's taken me almost two years to catch up with a whole line of discussion!

I wasn't even lost at sea...

You're lucky you're still on the list!

 

[shmily]

a tax attorney - set up a trusts for me and my kids.
Then pay off the house & RV (only bills i have)
pay off sisters house.
then travel....

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

You're lucky you're still on the list!

Charming!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I do like to make an effort.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

My husband and I played this mental masturbation game back when there was the huge Powerball jackpot. We realised that there wasn't much we would change about our life, which led us to realise we've already won the lottery in life.