What would you do if....

[BongoGal]

WWYD if you were the opposite sex for a day?

I would probably masturbate a whole lot.

WWYD if you could erase one sexual encounter from your memory?

 

[jason28053]

I would probably masturbate a whole lot.

WWYD if you could erase one sexual encounter from your memory?

I would keep that in my back pocket for when a bad one happens

WWYD if you only had a limited amount of time left

 

[jonesinforfun82]

That is not a rarity for me at all. I would do what I always do in those situations: I would shrug and move on and maybe think about them later.

WWYD if you discovered that an attractive coworker of yours unwittingly had some sort of sex tape posted online and you could watch it or not without anyone knowing?

Watch it

 

[Underscore_2]

WWYDI You could write just one executive order?

 

[bobbykialla]

I would probably masturbate a whole lot.

WWYD if you could erase one sexual encounter from your memory?

erase the memory of catching her cheating

WWYD if you received a sex toy as an anonymous xmas party gift

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

I would keep that in my back pocket for when a bad one happens

WWYD if you only had a limited amount of time left

I would live every minute like this could be me last.

WWTD if you could change one thing in yer life?

 

[averagesizeguy]

erase the memory of catching her cheating

WWYD if you received a sex toy as an anonymous xmas party gift

Depends on the toy.

I would live every minute like this could be me last.

WWTD if you could change one thing in yer life?

Stay for the handshake that I missed.

WWYD if all your ailments went away?

 

[ericalauren]

Depends on the toy.



Stay for the handshake that I missed.

WWYD if all your ailments went away?

I’d be super happy! My dream come true.

WWYD if your parent wanted you to set up a dating profile for them?

 

[F3x0r]

I'd be very confused and would have questions for the local witches.

Wwyd if a waiter/ waitress spilled an entire order over you

 

[nottee_1]

I'd be very confused and would have questions for the local witches.

Wwyd if a waiter/ waitress spilled an entire order over you

I would feel bad for them, apologize to them... They are probably embarrassed, and frustrated themselves!

Wwyd if you saw a couple yelling at each other outside your home?

 

[FeistyPhxGirl]

I would feel bad for them, apologize to them... They are probably embarrassed, and frustrated themselves!

Wwyd if you saw a couple yelling at each other outside your home?

Sit and watch. Not every day will I get a live show like that.

Wwyd if if you saw someone spontaneously combust in front of you?

 

[CuriousJInLA]

Sit and watch. Not every day will I get a live show like that.

Wwyd if if you saw someone spontaneously combust in front of you?

Question everything I’ve ever known and try not to panic.

WWYDI your partner wanted a threesome with someone you weren’t into?

 

[FeistyPhxGirl]

Question everything I’ve ever known and try not to panic.

WWYDI your partner wanted a threesome with someone you weren’t into?

Fake it till I make it.


Wwyd if you tripped and fell in front of your crush

 

[Muhndoggie]

Wwyd if you tripped and fell in front of your crush


Brush myself off and say I’m just practicing my prat falls for an upcoming audition.

 

[ericalauren]

Fake it till I make it.


Wwyd if you tripped and fell in front of your crush

N/A (I don't get crushes)

WWYD if a partner wanted you to move to a place where it's always gray and dreary (IE, London, Seattle, etc).

 

[F3x0r]

um,,, looks out of the window,.. didn't even need a partner haha


WWYD if you had the opportunity to travel but it would take you offline for 6 months

 

[InsideSusan]

Take it in a heartbeat.

WWYD if you sharted yourself in the frozen food aisle of the supermarket?

 

[Midnightcaller26]

Grab some chocolate ice cream and rub it all over the seat of my pants. (with the fudge junks in it of course)

WWYD If a gorgeous person asked you to rub sun screen on them at the beach and you just realized you were out?

 

[InsideSusan]

Grab some chocolate ice cream and rub it all over the seat of my pants. (with the fudge junks in it of course)

WWYD If a gorgeous person asked you to rub sun screen on them at the beach and you just realized you were out?

I mean there's probably a bathroom there

 

[Midnightcaller26]

I mean there's probably a bathroom there

I checked and it was out of order.

 

[Justtina]

WWYDI your Saturday went like mine did yesterday...

My husband and I, along with my sister and her husband went to Cleveland, same brother in law that is always flirting with me. Started out with my sister and I basically wearing the same outfit so I noticed right away that her husband kept looking at me

I played it off but it was flattering

Then when downtown my sister and I saw a gay guy in mesh pants and a thong. We laughed but nonetheless he had an impressive package...

Went out to dinner at a nice restaurant/bar type but with the world cup playing was super loud in there. At one point the 2 men sitting in another booth got into an argument and one threw food at the other, the food ended up on his shorts and when he got up to clean himself off I noticed how big his bulge was... it was impressive...

 

[EyesOnHers]

WWYDI your Saturday went like mine did yesterday...

My husband and I, along with my sister and her husband went to Cleveland, same brother in law that is always flirting with me. Started out with my sister and I basically wearing the same outfit so I noticed right away that her husband kept looking at me

I played it off but it was flattering

Then when downtown my sister and I saw a gay guy in mesh pants and a thong. We laughed but nonetheless he had an impressive package...

Went out to dinner at a nice restaurant/bar type but with the world cup playing was super loud in there. At one point the 2 men sitting in another booth got into an argument and one threw food at the other, the food ended up on his shorts and when he got up to clean himself off I noticed how big his bulge was... it was impressive...

Put it down to a standard kind of night out with the ex back in the day in Brighton, UK.

WWYDI: Your partner had bought you a top they wanted you to wear out that evening but you didn't like it?

 

[F3x0r]

Tell her I wasn't keen but I'd try it on and see,
( this is probably why the partner is hypothetical right )

WWYDI you saw a couple arguing and it was getting a bit moody.

 

[raceryz]

Think about it. There are so many possibilities..... So have fun with this!

What would you do if I asked you out for coffee?

What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?

....

Or ask/answer something... anything....

I would enjoy coffe. Offer you cream
Ask the aliens to mow the lawn
I think the zombies would be afraid of me. Of course my new alien friends could come to the rescue

 

[Luscious_Delight]

WWYDI you saw a couple arguing and it was getting a bit moody.

I would apologize for breaking into their discussion, provide an excuse for them to pause (giving them a chance to reset a bit) by remarking about something that was worn in hand ect. recalling a memory that could allow me to slip in communication tips in a way that allows them both to save face, but still have information, conclude my very brief story with how those tips helped me. Thank them for indulging me in my trip down memory lane and smile and wave as I parted, praying for them silently to myself.


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