If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[jasonmason]

Playing grab ass in public.

Stealing horses.

 

[jainarain]

Stealing horses.

Skinny dipping in a waterfall

 

[willlph]

Skinny dipping in a waterfall

making it rain in Death valley

 

[Touch_of_Fire]

making it rain in Death valley

Continual theft of women's toe rings

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Continual theft of women's toe rings

For "accidentally" dropping his towel in public.

 

[Touch_of_Fire]

For "accidentally" dropping his towel in public.

For publicly strutting her 'cherry' in front on hungry men's eyes

 

[GeronimoHoHo]

Arson.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Arson.

Scalping the competition.

 

[zydrate]

Scalping the competition.

Hitting security with her shopping bags

 

[Devlishone4fun]

AKA Pussy Galore

 

[Ginmill72]

Hitting security with her shopping bags

For pwning newbs

 

[starrynightin64]

For pwning newbs

Going AWOL playing at the beach

 

[Asian_Flower]

Going AWOL playing at the beach

Being a naughty Xmas Elf!

 

[LizVegas79]

Being a naughty Xmas Elf!

Snapping necks as she strolls down the street?

 

[NorCalCumCannon]

Snapping necks as she strolls down the street.

Stealing shoes

 

[LizVegas79]

Stealing shoes

(lol - I almost did get arrested for that a couple times when I was young and stupid!)

Shooting his cannon off in public?

 

[Devlishone4fun]

surfing the net under the covers with a flashlight

 

[Mebtaz2000]

surfing the net under the covers with a flashlight

Knocking off angels

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Knocking off angels

For shoplifting baby oil to slather all over his torso.

 

[SlightlyGone]

For shoplifting baby oil to slather all over his torso.

Poisoning cakes so people had no choice but to turn to her pie.

 

[rbijon]

Poisoning cakes so people had no choice but to turn to her pie.

Being not so gone

 

[LetsFuckMel]

PDA

 

[troubledone]

For being the 20th chick

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

For being the 20th chick

For tieing women to a Sybian.

 

[Touch_of_Fire]

For tieing women to a Sybian.

For forgetting what she was wearing and sitting down in the confessional beginning with "Forgive me Father but I have sinned" and what she whispered to him resulted in........