If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[sultan_sd]

for horsing around.

For not following that post with a rimshot

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

For not following that post with a rimshot

For being a LAZY FUCK !!

 

[ponydriver]

For being a LAZY FUCK !!

Apparently for hunting down sultan.

 

[Touch_of_Fire]

Apparently for hunting down sultan.

Apparently, for being the 'nosy' neighbor that notices what others are doing, OR whom they ARE doing

 

[GeronimoHoHo]

Apparently for hunting down sultan.

She was framed ... There's no way she did anything bad.

 

[ponydriver]

Apparently, for being the 'nosy' neighbor that notices what others are doing, OR whom they ARE doing

I am nosy.

She was framed ... There's no way she did anything bad.

He went to jail for trusting too much.

 

[sultan_sd]

I am nosy.



He went to jail for trusting too much.

For not wearing a reindeer shirt for Christmas

 

[ponydriver]

For not wearing a reindeer shirt for Christmas

For not buying me an ugly Christmas sweater.

 

[cascadiabound]

for painting that rack pink.

 

[islandjoe2]

for painting that rack pink.

For stealing the Christmas lights off my tree.

 

[Misshotndeep]

For being to cool and still drooping.

 

[neakman]

For being to cool and still drooping.

for a smash and grab.

 

[starrynightin64]

for a smash and grab.

streaking at the mall

 

[Hornblende]

streaking at the mall

Pouting in a provocative fashion

 

[Asian_Flower]

Having no shoes on.

 

[GeronimoHoHo]

Having no shoes on.

Deflowering.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Deflowering.

Jumping to conclusions.

 

[zydrate]

Jumping to conclusions.

Creating the Jump to Conclusions mat

http://cdn1.thecomeback.com/theoutsidecorner/wp-content/uploads/sites/19/2015/04/jump_conclusions-600x356.jpg

 

[jasonmason]

Creating the Jump to Conclusions mat

http://cdn1.thecomeback.com/theoutsidecorner/wp-content/uploads/sites/19/2015/04/jump_conclusions-600x356.jpg

Being very addictive.

 

[LadyJS]

Being very addictive.

Having a first and last name that rhyme.

 

[Penuche]

Overuse of cartoons

 

[TongueLust]

Flashing her breasts in public.

 

[Penuche]

Flashing her breasts in public.

You wish!

For going down on a public servant in public.

 

[HellBenttoo]

You wish!

For going down on a public servant in public.

for peeping

 

[Penuche]

for peeping

Motorcycling in a pedestrianised zone.