If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Landshark1]

Failure to deflate my erection!

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Randomly walking up and biting someone given the username

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Randomly walking up and biting someone given the username

Breaching trade descriptions… was caught giving anal custard pies instead …

 

[JayInLondon]

Breaching trade descriptions… was caught giving anal custard pies instead …

Streaking at Twickenham during the Six Nations

 

[Seokrocks]

Jay walking… duh!

 

[Taegul]

Looting a sex shop during a natural disaster.

 

[Taegul]

Murdering this thread, obviously.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Murdering this thread, obviously.

Fapping into loafers at a Payless.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Fapping into loafers at a Payless.

Trafficking, she was asking around town if anyone has seen her hoe.

 

[Taegul]

He holds pizza delivery guys at gunpoint and picks all the pepperoni off their customers pizza.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Pimping out TNT

 

[DaddyLovesKitten]

Hunting down and killing most of the Jedi.

 

[Taegul]

Crimes against PETA.

 

[paulworcsuk]

Piracy on the high seas

 

[jbeardo1]

Being high on the pirates knees

 

[_valkyrie_]

Illegal seal poaching.