If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

Write a bestseller about people who always get stuck on the same island.
 
34,873 different games of tic-tac-toe drawn in the beach sand only to be washed away at high tide.
 
I would teach him everything I know about survival.

Yep, we're doomed :(
 
Tenderize him and ask him if he'd like a nice hot bath.

I've never been 'tenderized' before...hmmm.

I'd build this princess her own sand castle.

Then I'd kick it down because I'm mean like that.
 
I've never been 'tenderized' before...hmmm.

I'd build this princess her own sand castle.

Then I'd kick it down because I'm mean like that.

No sand crab soup for you!

And you know that's the *stuck on an island* version of pulling my pig tails, don't you?
 
Pulling pigtails can be fun, given the correct circumstances...

At least I didn't give your castle a moat with yellow water....

No sand crab soup for you!

And you know that's the *stuck on an island* version of pulling my pig tails, don't you?
 
I'd stage my suicide via cliff diving and reappear as a haunting "spirit."

If there's only one person left to drive mad, they're getting 110%. :p
 
Pulling pigtails can be fun, given the correct circumstances...

At least I didn't give your castle a moat with yellow water....


I would have overlooked that. One needs to get one's kicks where one can when one is stranded on an island.

I'd stage my suicide via cliff diving and reappear as a haunting "spirit."

If there's only one person left to drive mad, they're getting 110%. :p

He's super nice, so I would resist the urge to pluck him and slowly roast him in palm leaves with caramelized bananas for desert.

It all comes down to dinner for me.
 
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I would have overlooked that. One needs to get one's kicks where one can when one is stranded on an island.



He's super nice, so I would resist the urge to pluck him and slowly roast him in palm leaves with caramelized banks for desert.

It all comes down to dinner for me.

Damn. That actually sounds delicious.

For a fair trade, I might sacrifice myself for a meal that nice.
 
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