Bjerget
I have great ideas!
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I'd try to swim to another island.
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Let's make a radio out of coconuts
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I'd try to swim to another island.
.
Let's make a radio out of coconuts
Play Calvinball
Taking a nap.
Probably punch him for calling me a bull
we'd send out more random PMs that no one would ever answer & still be stuck on the island
No more need for sending PMs I would hope
I would teach him everything I know about survival.
Yep, we're doomed
Tenderize him and ask him if he'd like a nice hot bath.
I've never been 'tenderized' before...hmmm.
I'd build this princess her own sand castle.
Then I'd kick it down because I'm mean like that.
No sand crab soup for you!
And you know that's the *stuck on an island* version of pulling my pig tails, don't you?
Pulling pigtails can be fun, given the correct circumstances...
At least I didn't give your castle a moat with yellow water....
I'd stage my suicide via cliff diving and reappear as a haunting "spirit."
If there's only one person left to drive mad, they're getting 110%.
I would have overlooked that. One needs to get one's kicks where one can when one is stranded on an island.
He's super nice, so I would resist the urge to pluck him and slowly roast him in palm leaves with caramelized banks for desert.
It all comes down to dinner for me.