If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

[papadoc19]

Hunt wild game

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Hunt wild game

If he hunts, I will cook up a storm and give him bigger portions.

 

[TheWhiteBull]

Turn cannibal.

 

[curvyangel1969]

Turn cannibal.

Hope he can karate chop the hell out of some trees to build us a raft.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Hope he can karate chop the hell out of some trees to build us a raft.

Wave the rescue ship off...

 

[curvyangel1969]

Wave the rescue ship off...

We gonna blue lagoon this?

 

[Taegul]

We gonna blue lagoon this?

Living on a deserted isle can be very dangerous. We better practice proper CPR technique.

 

[emsway]

Living on a deserted isle can be very dangerous. We better practice proper CPR technique.

Hide the airplane peanuts I found from him. I'm doing him a favor. I get super bitchy when I have low blood sugar.

 

[Taegul]

Hide the airplane peanuts I found from him. I'm doing him a favor. I get super bitchy when I have low blood sugar.

Ha! I'm eating mixed nuts at the moment. You are what you eat, as they say...

If the lady is hungry, I'll climb the coconut tree and whack a few down for her.

 

[emsway]

Ha! I'm eating mixed nuts at the moment. You are what you eat, as they say...

If the lady is hungry, I'll climb the coconut tree and whack a few down for her.

Awww. That's sweet. But it really is in your best interest to keep me fed. I'd make him a hat out of palm fronds. That tropical sun is killer.

 

[Xerxes82]

Awww. That's sweet. But it really is in your best interest to keep me fed. I'd make him a hat out of palm fronds. That tropical sun is killer.

Rap battle to decide who does chores at camp vs who goes hunting for food. Then, after she trounces me with sick beats, hope she's a better hunter than I am a rapper.

 

[emsway]

Rap battle to decide who does chores at camp vs who goes hunting for food. Then, after she trounces me with sick beats, hope she's a better hunter than I am a rapper.

Warn him that he better not be nipping at the fermented coconut water while I'm at the office. I expect the fish to be scaled and the hut tidy when I come home.

 

[Xerxes82]

Warn him that he better not be nipping at the fermented coconut water while I'm at the office. I expect the fish to be scaled and the hut tidy when I come home.

Nod and comply, provided she's wearing the really skimpy bikini. Otherwise, just feel unappreciated and passive aggressive.

 

[emsway]

Nod and comply, provided she's wearing the really skimpy bikini. Otherwise, just feel unappreciated and passive aggressive.

Let him judge my tan lines.

 

[Xerxes82]

Let him judge my tan lines.

Point out that we're alone on this island, and there's plenty of room for privacy to avoid tan lines.

 

[emsway]

Point out that we're alone on this island, and there's plenty of room for privacy to avoid tan lines.

Marvel at my good luck to be stranded on this island with someone so smart.

 

[Xerxes82]

Marvel at my good luck to be stranded on this island with someone so smart.

Marvel at my good luck, being stranded on this here island with such a good liar.

 

[papadoc19]

Plan global conquest

 

[Xerxes82]

Plan global conquest

We'd have land and air covered. Anybody know a fish or dolphin?

 

[Mindfondler]

We'd have land and air covered. Anybody know a fish or dolphin?

I'd ask: "do you pronounce your name 'Zerksees' or a different way?". I imagine that it would be annoying if we're stuck together for a while and I keep getting that wrong.
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[Stillstiff]

Playing poker using coconuts as chips

 

[done_got_old]

Playing poker using coconuts as chips

We'd have a lot of fun comparing stories, books and opera.

 

[PapaRomantic]

We'd have a lot of fun comparing stories, books and opera.

Compare teaching notes and feel sorry for each other.

 

[TongueLust]

We would gather coconuts.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

We would gather coconuts.

Fuck the coconuts let's have fun!