If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

[snexxer]

Make a his and hers side of the island

Sneak on to her side and give her a well deserved spank.
Where the hell have you been!!!

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Sneak on to her side and give her a well deserved spank.
Where the hell have you been!!!

lol....enjoy the spanking for just a bit, and then say....I've been locked in the cave by hubby...lol

 

[snexxer]

lol....enjoy the spanking for just a bit, and then say....I've been locked in the cave by hubby...lol

Oh..... Ok
That's a valid excuse.

*Jump tackle hug*

(Shhhh they don't need to know we've been talking really)

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Oh..... Ok
That's a valid excuse.

*Jump tackle hug*

(Shhhh they don't need to know we've been talking really)

I like jump tackle hugs That should be the new island handshake

 

[snexxer]

I like jump tackle hugs That should be the new island handshake

One day, we will do it for real

 

[Taegul]

We'd desperately try to teach the native cannibals the benefits of a vegetarian diet.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I’d open a school with one class. How to eat a man 3 ways. He’d be my first student.

 

[Taegul]

I’d open a school with one class. How to eat a man 3 ways. He’d be my first student.

I think I'd drop out of school.

Again.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I think I'd drop out of school.

Again.

Idle hands are the devil’s work. You’re the top angel. (As long as one handed work counts)

Have our own fight club, but make our alter ego’s fight while we find other ways to keep busy.

 

[Taegul]

Idle hands are the devil’s work. You’re the top angel. (As long as one handed work counts)

Have our own fight club, but make our alter ego’s fight while we find other ways to keep busy.

I'd tie my hands to a palm tree, my feet to another palm tree, and I'd let her use me as a hammock. Why is the seat wet?

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'd tie my hands to a palm tree, my feet to another palm tree, and I'd let her use me as a hammock. Why is the seat wet?

Because you have the pole but forgot the umbrella. Sheesh. What do you expect on a tropical island? We’re going to get wet!

Practice deep conversation skills.

T: “Can I touch your boobies?”

I: “Do you like tea bags or prefer it loose?”

T: “I miss my sock”
I: “Aim better next time”

 

[Taegul]

I'd stay on my own side of the island and finish writing my self-help book, "How not to be a selfish lover"

Because you have the pole but forgot the umbrella. Sheesh. What do you expect on a tropical island? We’re going to get wet!

Practice deep conversation skills.

T: “Can I touch your boobies?”

I: “Do you like tea bags or prefer it loose?”

T: “I miss my sock”
I: “Aim better next time”

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'd stay on my own side of the island and finish writing my self-help book, "How not to be a selfish lover"

I’d read it after he got me off and I finished my nap.

 

[Taegul]

I'd convince her we were the last 2 remaining humans on Earth and we need to start repopulating the Earth. This magical condom actually helps promote fertility.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'd convince her we were the last 2 remaining humans on Earth and we need to start repopulating the Earth. This magical condom actually helps promote fertility.

Ban all forms of rhyming and introduce tricky tongue twisters. Tying a cherry stem is just the beginning.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Ban all forms of rhyming and introduce tricky tongue twisters. Tying a cherry stem is just the beginning.

we would hope rescue would take a few days... hope supplies last... enjoy each other company more ways than 1

 

[Taegul]

Coconut eating contest, you go first.

 

[done_got_old]

Make mud pie sculpture

 

[RossieOregon]

Silently drink coconut water and weave baskets out of coconut leaves.

 

[Taegul]

Drunken karaoke world championships. This island is gonna rock.

 

[RossieOregon]

Have him dig some geoducks before the karaoke competition begins, I'm hungry and in the mood for sashimi.

 

[rudrakshpathak]

Have him dig some geoducks before the karaoke competition begins, I'm hungry and in the mood for sashimi.

We just may.. Just MAY have populated that island

 

[RossieOregon]

We just may.. Just MAY have populated that island

Let me go grab those few pretty girls on the other side of the island for you. They'll help you with that.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Let me go grab those few pretty girls on the other side of the island for you. They'll help you with that.

build sandcastles and drink mai tais out of hollowed-out pineapples

 

[RossieOregon]

build sandcastles and drink mai tais out of hollowed-out pineapples

I'd write a giant SOS on the sand while she makes the Mai Tais.