If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

[TheOlderGuy]

I'd write a giant SOS on the sand while she makes the Mai Tais.

There would be a million distractions before we got rescued.

 

[Taegul]

Let's just catch a couple of giant sea turtles and ride them back to civilization, ok?

 

[makemewet69]

Let's just catch a couple of giant sea turtles and ride them back to civilization, ok?

I think he’d try to drown himself or me.

 

[Pantyboy74]

I think he’d try to drown himself or me.

Try and populate the island.

 

[Taegul]

Play 12,863 consecutive games of tic-tac-toe in the sand.

 

[Nevyn_Black]

Play 12,863 consecutive games of tic-tac-toe in the sand.

I'm not sure, but I know at some point we would both be wearing coconut bra's.

 

[Taegul]

I'm not sure, but I know at some point we would both be wearing coconut bra's.

Pfft, that's just an ordinary Tuesday night in my world

Let's go hunting and fishing....for women.

 

[RossieOregon]

Pfft, that's just an ordinary Tuesday night in my world

Let's go hunting and fishing....for women.

I'd gather palm leaves and make hula skirts for Taegul and Nevyn Black.

 

[Taegul]

I'd gather palm leaves and make hula skirts for Taegul and Nevyn Black.

I'd do a striptease for her. Go on, put the seashells in my garter...You know tips makes me a happy dancer...

 

[RossieOregon]

I'd do a striptease for her. Go on, put the seashells in my garter...You know tips makes me a happy dancer...

Start dancing. *gathering sea urchin shells to tip Taegul*

 

[hairball18]

Start dancing. *gathering sea urchin shells to tip Taegul*

I would never try to get off the island

 

[RossieOregon]

I would never try to get off the island

I'd get a rake and groom his hair.

 

[Taegul]

She'd distract the cannibal natives with a sexy dance while I snuck into their huts to steal a cell phone I could use to call for help. Cannibals have cell phones, right?

 

[emsway]

Break the news to him that the cannibals have T-Mobile, so we’re never getting off the island.

 

[Taegul]

Break the news to him that the cannibals have T-Mobile, so we’re never getting off the island.

You'll notice I'm not complaining

 

[Jada59]

You'll notice I'm not complaining

Tells him to go all MacGyver on me cuz I know he could do it. Hands him my G String and a coconut to see what he can come up with.

 

[emsway]

You'll notice I'm not complaining

There is something to be said for being off the grid.

 

[hairball18]

There is something to be said for being off the grid.

The only calls we make are local.

 

[Taegul]

The only calls we make are local.

On the brink of starvation, we both look to Odie with hungry eyes. Do we have any barbecue sauce on this island?

 

[emsway]

On the brink of starvation, we both look to Odie with hungry eyes. Do we have any barbecue sauce on this island?

I can improvise a nice island spice rub.

 

[Taegul]

I can improvise a nice island spice rub.

Odie just perked up at how delicious that sounds. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

 

[TheMrBurns]

I guess we'd find out what a Teagul sandwich tasted like... What? No, I said seagull... Seriously, dude, 7 days without food has got you paranoid... Oh my God is that a boat over there?

 

[emsway]

Oh, he’s a funny one. Make me laugh, or in the pit you go.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Oh, he’s a funny one. Make me laugh, or in the pit you go.

I’m sure that we would find a way to stay entertained.

 

[Taegul]

I'd find all the razors on the island and throw them into the deep ocean where he'll never find them. Sorry, I just don't wanna chance it...