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We'd make hats from palm fronds and get really tanned.![]()
We'd work to get off it
We'd tell dirty bedtime stories and re-enact our favorite parts
Three little pigs for sure. Constantly knocking the house down blowing so hard.![]()
I would blow hard every day. Need to keep our cardio up.
Of course! Just because you're stuck on an island doesn't mean you let yourself go.
Lots of squats too!
We'd need to make friends with the natives as well, show them we're friendly. Maybe they could borrow you for a night? I know debauchery isn't your thing, but do it for me?
If it is a sacrifice I would have to make in order to keep you safe, I guess I would go willingly. Again and again.![]()
I would apologize for being so anal...unless you like it that way.
Well, you know.... they would have to apologize if they weren't!
I'd slip off my halo and use it for his cock ring. (Pretty!)
Talk about a glowstick!
It will keep you from spontaneously combusting.

Not for long...![]()
Play hide and seek.
Play hide and findAnd talk about story ideas
I would imagine some great conversation and idea planning on how to be rescued.
Work out a better clothing situation
We would hold a 2-person vote for president of the island which of course would be hacked by Russia in favor of the far right candidate....Gilligan. Damn Russians!!!!