If you came with a warning label 🏷

[AmandaKellyUK]

You must be this high to ride

 

[Cat]

May say absolutely ridiculous things, and giggle!

 

[Polranny]

This is a dangerous weapon handle with care

 

[Trubbycat]

Warning: may be grouchy

 

[Sinstories]

Warning, if you don't tell me you want to do something, I'm playing golf all day. Don't have to, but if you don't say anything, I am.

 

[spankableBelle]

Beware:
belle bites​

 

[Lady_Libra_]

Need reassurance or will overthink

 

[Chillygirl]

Don’t poke before coffee

 

[dreamysub]

Fragile
Handle with care.

 

[Anon_shy]

Not fragile, any side up, manhandle with intent

 

[Treeview]

Consume before expiration date.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Proceed with Caution: the moat around me has alligators. You might get bitten.

 

[sexymanfun]

You must be at least this tall to ride

 

[kathyisgr65]

Slippery when wet

 

[mickyp123]

Don’t let him drink Napalm

 

[summer_reine]

Personality type: slightly feral cat

 

[Realnicegirl77]

Nice on the outside with a hot & spicy core

 

[DrKinks]

Gentleman to the core, but beware when his wild side is unleashed…

 

[DinglyDangly]

Pandora's box - Careful what you wish for.

 

[hopeful_wife]

"bites... just a little" -- think of it like mouth hugs

"needs supervision" or will stop working and spiral

"puts up with your shit" gauge is broken-- will go from tolerating your worst to cutting you out completely without warning when you've caused enough hurt

 

[shewantsmore]

Im not cheap but worth it

 

[MiaBabe23]

Schrodinger’s Pussy - moisture levels and explosiveness depend on who opens the box and conditions of the moment

 

[37_ttej]

Jett packs. Liable to flights of fancy.

 

[Apisto42]

No more fucks to give.

 

[Mrtenant]

Better strap in bitch, keep your arms and hands in the vehicle at all times. If you are in danger of heart attack or stroke, do not get on this ride.