If you came with a warning label 🏷

[EctoJohn]

Warning: Over use of this person may result in a symbiotic relationship.

 

[Trubbycat]

Warning: May be unstable.

 

[Seokrocks]

Warning: may be subject to… oh look a squirrel!

 

[F3x0r]

Warning may lead to strange places

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Damaged but good

 

[MrMakersMark]

When not working... I fish. I hunt. I play pool.

I am likely unavailable for excessive periods of time.

Though I admit that could easily be perceived as a positive. #perspective

 

[Xerxes82]

<---- Sasshole

 

[JustDave478]

Don't shake. Contents under pressure.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Warning: Likely to dance if exposed to music.

 

[Lily13]

She bites...when provoked

 

[Rob_Royale]

Asked my wife - Danger-Unstable!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

May cause convulsive fits and unpredictable urination.

 

[bashfull]

Intense

 

[EctoJohn]

Caution: Really Boring

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Doesn't play nice with others. Most of the time. Socially inept.

 

[MystressSyren]

Beware: Doesn't take orders

 

[RideFl71]

Warning..
Object in the mirror is closer to exploding than it appears..

 

[kathyisgr65]

Combustible under pressure

 

[JackKingOff]

He is KIND:
Kids
Insecure with relationships
Naughty
Damaged heart

 

[37_ttej]

I think this T-shirt was made for me.

 

[SingleBarb]

Less Serious Than Previous Version

 

[drouter]

Handle with caution.....

 

[bobb_sledd]

Don't ask the question unless you're ready to hear the answer.

 

[Chillygirl]

Sings poorly but will still sing at loud volumes!

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Warning: must love laughter, pro cooking, and multiple Os