If You Had A Million

[Ambrosious]

What one TOTALLY SELFISH thing would you buy?

I would buy an adult bar, and not only for the profit. I would do it so I could dj on occasion, leave when I wanted, and I would be surrounded by pretty, naked, 19 year olds.

How about you?

 

[DarlingBri]

I would start...

...an Internet cafe/bookstore, so I could pour money down the drain amongst the things I love.

 

[bluntforcemama]

A house... that's all I want. A house.

 

[April]

It depends. A million of what?

 

[Dillinger]

I'd finance a week long orgy in Vegas and pay for everyone here at Literotica to attend.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

It is I would be the coming to Literotica in the America!

 

[LordMagicMan]

use it to find a cure for MS *sigh*

 

[Ambrosious]

Selfish, selfish, selfish. I would buy Sparky that turd terrarium. Watch him God his shit.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Bob Peale]

I'd send the twins to boarding school.

(if you have to ask how that's selfish, you're not a parent!)

 

[Ambrosious]

Originally posted by CelestialBody

how is that selfish? [/QUOTE]

It's not, that's my point.

What one TOTALLY SELFISH thing would you buy?

How about you?

 

[Weevil]

I think I would buy a burrito, cause man I sure could go for a burrito right now.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

A Karaoke/Burlesque Lounge!!!

And A House
And A Suburban (Truck)
And A Statue Of My WHOLE Family, Made Out Of Turquoise
And A Laundromat
And A Cattery
And A Bigger, Better Computer To Network With This Little One I Got.

And A Big Brick Of Hashish LOL Just Joking!

 

[Weevil]

No I'll stick to a burrito thanks. You can't eat a cotton field.

 

[Isolde]

Well, being known to my family and friends as the ultimate soft touch I would have trouble keeping ahold of it at all...but I would have to say a ranch with a large house, some horses, etc.

 

[Bob Peale]

Well, being known to my family and friends as the ultimate soft touch I would have trouble keeping ahold of it at all...but I would have to say a ranch with a large house, some horses, etc.

Soft Touch, hmmmm? Sounds promising...

 

[LordMagicMan]

to be selfish: most of the women on literotica

 

[Isolde]

Well, being known to my family and friends as the ultimate soft touch I would have trouble keeping ahold of it at all...but I would have to say a ranch with a large house, some horses, etc.

Soft Touch, hmmmm? Sounds promising...

Weeeelllll....I can be that too-only my friends and family are not too familiar with that side of me. *wicked grin*

 

[CreamyLady]

Absolutely, totally selfish?

A house set apart from the neighbors, FAR apart, so that when they have their carpets cleaned and the gardeners blowing leaves in the gutter and the monthly argument about money or sex and their children skateboarding in the street, I won't have to hear one blessed sound.

Each room would be as quiet as I could make it. Anyone speaking with a raised voice would be taken outside and mulched.

 

[cymbidia]

I'd buy every single thing in the Stockroom's online catalogue. Okay. No dental dams. But everything else.
cym

 

[Thomas Paine]

I'd buy you a pet, like a llama or an emu.

Somebody had to say that.

 

[Ajax]

Pay off my college loans, then

A whopper, fries, and chocolate shake---

 

[teresafannin]

I would buy a house in the country with enough rooms to have a doll room & a tower room where I can sit & read.