If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[HotBrand]

I'd tweak his nipples then call him a cab!

(I saw the reply below. Agreed! Let's both have Mace armed and ready, just in case!)

 

[MiaBabe23]

I’d stay a few feet away and keep myself protected

 

[VikingPhoenixx]

I’d stay a few feet away and keep myself protected

No one is safe from a nipple tweaked Viking...and bear mace only turns mevon more..hehe..

 

[Escierto]

I would probably make sure I had a good grip on a length of steel pipe and was prepared to use it. I once used a tire iron in a similar manner.

 

[VikingPhoenixx]

Be careful that you don't grab the wrong steel pipe in the darkness..hehe..might turn me on further..

 

[Willingtoshare]

Run…just like forest…

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

If it’s raining I hope he will share the umbrella I hope he’s carrying.

 

[Seokrocks]

If it's raining, invite her to sing in it

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met Shymidwestgirl in a dark alley, I would steal her halo and play frisbee with it.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

If I met Shymidwestgirl in a dark alley, I would steal her halo and play frisbee with it.

I’d put my hands up and say I don’t want no trouble, take what you want just please don’t hurt me

 

[WerdNerd]

I’d put my hands up and say I don’t want no trouble, take what you want just please don’t hurt me

Well that would depend on if he was naked or not

 

[MiaBabe23]

If I met Derek and Lovely there, would team up to get Shy’s halo back from Valkerie - before finding she didn’t actually manage to get it from her anyway

 

[HotBrand]

Ask him to drop a freestyle

(Sorry, ignore me and do MiaBabe23. This just made me laugh out loud and I don't know why! Who has ever heard of a dark alley freestyle?!)

I'll go lie down now.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

If I met Derek and Lovely there, would team up to get Shy’s halo back from Valkerie - before finding she didn’t actually manage to get it from her anyway

I’d tell her thank you for working on getting that back, but I managed to keep it in tact.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I’d tell her thank you for working on getting that back, but I managed to keep it in tact.

I'd ask her if she and her crooked halo wanted to swing into the bar around the corner for some drinks, but not actually waiting for her to answer... just grabbing her hand and starting to run

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I'd ask her if she and her crooked halo wanted to swing into the bar around the corner for some drinks, but not actually waiting for her to answer... just grabbing her hand and starting to run

I’d half pretend to object for a minute but realize she knows me better than that and just join in the fun.

 

[base10]

I’d half pretend to object for a minute but realize she knows me better than that and just join in the fun.

Try to hide my attraction and not be a creep

 

[HotBrand]

Try to hide my attraction and not be a creep

Aww, that was sweet! I'd totally be a creep with base10 though!

 

[JackKingOff]

Turn the other way and run from creep

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Turn the other way and run from creep

I'd probably ask him if he was on or off his rocker and decide what to do from there

 

[JackKingOff]

If I say on my rocker, will you sit in my lap?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

If I say on my rocker, will you sit in my lap?

Yes, as long as you're thirsty and we can have beers

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

Switch on my torch

 

[CreekyBonz]

Say hello

 

[Polranny]

Ask him if he enjoys sex and travel, if so, tell him to fuck off