If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[AngelicaS1780]

Ask him if he enjoys sex and travel, if so, tell him to fuck off

Ask him to use his fiery Welsh dragon breath to shed some light on the situation.

 

[bashfull]

Ooffer to escort her out of danger. Or....

Ask him to use his fiery Welsh dragon breath to shed some light on the situation.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I would yell 'Timber!'

 

[Taegul]

I'd probably tell her my best knock knock joke but forget the punchline and walk away in shame into the darkness.

 

[OldSoldier96]

Crisp high five

 

[LexiSmiles92]

Say “ This dark alley isn’t big enough for the two of us!” Then challenge him to play thumb wars. I’d lose … but I don’t like dark alleys anyway.

 

[OldSoldier96]

Say “ This dark alley isn’t big enough for the two of us!” Then challenge him to play thumb wars. I’d lose … but I don’t like dark alleys anyway.

1…2….3…4…I declare thumb war…

 

[kyblue12]

Begin to chuck nerf balls at her... a dude's gotta protect himself afterall....

 

[Pad_Foot]

Seeing as Lexi doesn’t like the dark, I’d suggest we move to a nice bright cheery coffee shop

Ky and Soldier? I’d leave the alley to them

 

[LexiSmiles92]

Seeing as Lexi doesn’t like the dark, I’d suggest we move to a nice bright cheery coffee shop

Ky and Soldier? I’d leave the alley to them

Say, "I'm sorry. I don't drink caffeine." Then wink and drink a RedBull and fly up, up, up and away with my new wings.

 

[kyblue12]

Switch to a nerf blaster and play real life duck hunt..... lol

 

[Melodi24]

I'd bring the glow in the dark Nerf bullets

 

[LexiSmiles92]

I'd bring the glow in the dark Nerf bullets

I'd bring my glow in the dark Nerf shield

 

[kyblue12]

I'd bring my glow in the dark Nerf shield

doesn't that make it EASIER to hit you? I mean we can see where you are..... lol

 

[LexiSmiles92]

doesn't that make it EASIER to hit you? I mean we can see where you are..... lol

And my cloak of invisibility

 

[kyblue12]

And my cloak of invisibility

That complicates matters

 

[Taegul]

I'd just say hi and continue searching for any "water" bottles @LexiSmiles92 left behind.

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met Taegul in a dark alley, I would swap his bottle of Coke for kombucha.

 

[Mrtenant]

Hand Val a bag of jelly beans and then slip away into the darkness.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Wave hello, do a curtsey and slip back into the dark of the night.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hand Val a bag of jelly beans and then slip away into the darkness.

Ive always wanted to have a dinner like the one in lady and the tramp....
That was a dark alley ???? Wasn't it?

 

[Clsg2001]

Bat my eyes..

 

[99Freedom]

Remind her of our last chat, and introduce myself

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met 99Freedom in a dark alley, I would test a few new and improved glitter bombs on them.

 

[99Freedom]

If I met 99Freedom in a dark alley, I would test a few new and improved glitter bombs on them.

Let me put on my safety goggles first, please.