If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[EyesOnHers]

Ask why all you fuckers are lingering near the back passage to my keep..

Ask why he doesn't like all us luckers fingering near his back passage?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Ask why he doesn't like all us luckers fingering near his back passage?

Gonna keep my eyes on hers... she is shifty and I am not sure where them fingers have lingered...

 

[EyesOnHers]

Gonna keep my eyes on hers... she is shifty and I am not sure where them fingers have lingered...

Smile sweetly as he looks into my eyes, while not lingering as my fingers relieve him of his wallet

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Smile sweetly as he looks into my eyes, while not lingering as my fingers relieve him of his wallet

Giggle with her as we go to the nearest bar -- @LordofDargaardkeep is buying!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Smile sweetly as he looks into my eyes, while not lingering as my fingers relieve him of his wallet

giggle thinking about what her expression is gonna be when she figures out where I carry my wallet..

 

[ScarletDaisy]

giggle thinking about what her expression is gonna be when she figures out where I carry my wallet..

Whisper to him, I knew you kept it in your shoe -- that's why I talked her into it!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Whisper to him, I knew you kept it in your shoe -- that's why I talked her into it!

We can call it my shoe if you really want to...

Wet wipe?

 

[EyesOnHers]

We can call it my shoe if you really want to...

Wet wipe?

Say, okay technically you are correct... it is a boot
But wet wipe? Did you step in something?

* Sniffs hand nervously *

 

[BreedersCup69]

Say, okay technically you are correct... it is a boot.
But wet wipe? Did you step in something?

* Sniffs hand nervously *

Praying for consent

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Praying for consent

For fucks sake did someone forget to lock the lid on the dumpster again?

This dark alley use to be such a nice place...

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Ask him if he noticed where the girls went for drinks. I heard he’s buying!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Ask him if he noticed where the girls went for drinks. I heard he’s buying!

reminding her that this alley is part of the Keep and of course I know where my pub is and let her know her secret book store club card works there also

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

reminding her that this alley is part of the Keep and of course I know where my pub is and let her know her secret book store club card works there also

Ask where is the secret bookstore. No one has been able to actually access it.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Ask where is the secret bookstore. No one has been able to actually access it.

Tells her to avoid the secret bookstore. It's more fun at the secret secret bookstore.

 

[discjockey74]

Tells her to avoid the secret bookstore. It's more fun at the secret secret bookstore.

Make sure to visit the back room!!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Tells her to avoid the secret bookstore. It's more fun at the secret secret bookstore.

Tell her - that sounds super cool! And hope she will show me where it is - have to be cool don’t be all nerdy and act too excited.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Tell her - that sounds super cool! And hope she will show me where it is - have to be cool don’t be all nerdy and act too excited.

Ask @Shymidwestgirl and @ScarletDaisy if I can tag along?
I have money... I found a wallet

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Tells her to avoid the secret bookstore. It's more fun at the secret secret bookstore.

AKA the adult book store? With the fantasy booths and gloryholes and such?

Here ya go... take this whole package of wet wipes, you might need them....
I gotta get back to the Keep

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Ohhh wait - I just said we can’t have sex because of the secret bookstore. It’s a porno place? Ummmm what dark alley is this one I’m in?

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I would wonder why this bloke in the dumpster keeps muttering about a Keep and secret adult bookstores, before quickly turning around and heading back out into (shudders) public.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Follows the raccoon looking for something shiny.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Follows the raccoon looking for something shiny.

Did you say shiny? What did you see?

 

[Speshul91]

Did you say shiny? What did you see?

Ohh shiny? Where?

 

[latecomer91364]

Depending on whether they performed aggressive actions, it would either be a simple walk-by or a shiv to their guts.

Their choice.