If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Shymidwestgirl]

Looks around to see who’s he talking about as that doesn’t describe any of the women I’ve seen here. Thinks to myself dude must be in the wrong Alley.

 

[Texastuffbbc]

Looks around to see who’s he talking about as that doesn’t describe any of the women I’ve seen here. Thinks to myself dude must be in the wrong Alley.

Probably lead her to the nearest bookstore, sharing a coffee in the erotic book section.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Explain I gravitate to the mystery section first. But thanks I know my way around a bookstore.

 

[Apisto42]

Explain I gravitate to the mystery section first. But thanks I know my way around a bookstore.

Miss, I was supposed to be in a darkened alley, since you know your way around this bookstore, could you guide me out of here?

 

[EyesOnHers]

Miss, I was supposed to be in a darkened alley, since you know your way around this bookstore, could you guide me out of here?

Give @Shymidwestgirl the nod.

I'll just follow behind... all innocent

 

[rick_j21]

I’d follow her behind

 

[BobbyandtheCabin]

I'd feel like I'm missing out... but not like I've any right to follow along either. I'd just keep saying awwwwwwh and sticking my bottom lip out

 

[EyesOnHers]

I’d follow her behind

C'mon little duckling.
You're safe... no girls are going to hurt you here
Hahaha

 

[EyesOnHers]

I'd feel like I'm missing out... but not like I've any right to follow along either. I'd just keep saying awwwwwwh and sticking my bottom lip out

Wow!
Lucky I was lurking in this part of the alley.

It's a wallet trifecta

 

[rick_j21]

C'mon little duckling.
You're safe... no girls are going to hurt you here
Hahaha

I’m just here looking for bread crumbs

 

[EyesOnHers]

I’m just here looking for bread crumbs

Point out the breadcrumb trail.

No, no, it's definitely not the one Hansel and Gretel followed

 

[BobbyandtheCabin]

Wow!
Lucky I was lurking in this part of the alley.

It's a wallet trifecta

Little did you know, that wasn't me in the Alley. That was my decoy. I was hiding inside my wallet. Physics means nothing to me. As you reach your hand inside, I take it in mine and climb out. My grip is firm but gives off 'secure, safe' vibes rather than 'caught, restricted'. I search in your eyes for that light, that sparkle, the remnants of the sweet girl who lost her way and became the theif before me. I open my mouth to mouth the words 'I forgive you'...

But I'm interrupted, as you loudly break wind.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Little did you know, that wasn't me in the Alley. That was my decoy. I was hiding inside my wallet. Physics means nothing to me. As you reach your hand inside, I take it in mine and climb out. My grip is firm but gives off 'secure, safe' vibes rather than 'caught, restricted'. I search in your eyes for that light, that sparkle, the remnants of the sweet girl who lost her way and became the theif before me. I open my mouth to mouth the words 'I forgive you'...

But I'm interrupted, as you loudly break wind.

@Shymidwestgirl can you call your dragon please?

 

[BobbyandtheCabin]

@Shymidwestgirl might wanna put a peg on its nose

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I have a unicorn too! No need to add accessories to the dragon and annoy him.

 

[Venefica]

smile

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Smile back?

 

[BobbyandtheCabin]

I scramble for my nasal spray, suddenly very aware of we're not the only species frequenting this dark alley. Has it always been this way? Perhaps... but I'd be damned if I didn't medicate accordingly. With the steroid residue dribbling down my face a little, I smile back at SMWG and Venefica... when I receive no reaction, I can only assume they must not have noticed. I smile harder, sticking my head between theirs. For added visibility, I shine a torch in my face to accent the smile

 

[Venefica]

runs away from the man who follows her with a torch in his hand

 

[BobbyandtheCabin]

A big flaw of mine is my big heart. Clearly something spooked Venefica. I had to be sure she was ok, and knew I wouldnt be able to sleep tonight if I didn't know. Naturally, I run after her, but I knew from my incredibly high level of empathy that she would likely assume I was running because something scary was chasing me. To ease her worries as I run behind her, I keep laughing loudly to show her it's all fun and games here and nothing scary after all

 

[EyesOnHers]

runs away from the man who follows her with a torch in his hand

Take @Venefica to the sanctuary of the speakeasy

* crack knuckles and prepare to take care of @BobbyandtheCabin *

 

[BobbyandtheCabin]

Take @Venefica to the sanctuary of the speakeasy

* crack knuckles and prepare to take care of @BobbyandtheCabin *

I back away at the sight of those calloused hands and explain I'm not horny right now, but thanks for the offer.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I think I am going to escort mister sensitive ponytail guy with all his empathy and big heart right over here to this dimly lit stairwell that leads into the dragons "snack panty" and give him a little push..

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I think I am going to escort mister sensitive ponytail guy with all his empathy and big heart right over here to this dimly lit stairwell that leads into the dragons "snack panty" and give him a little push..

Grab his hand and say when you’re done with clean up - this way is the picnic area I found while exploring.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Oh and we have a dragon now. @LordofDargaardkeep said we could keep him. So be careful.

I guess I better get back to figuring out how to lasso the moon and hang it above the Keep just incase the fairy wants it