If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[TongueLust]

Puke said fruity pebbles all over your face and the inside of your car

I TOLD you I was full

Suffocates you with the Fruity Pebbles cereal bag.

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

Looks for the prize that was in the bag

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Suffocates you with the Fruity Pebbles cereal bag.

Dude I've already been murdered once today

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

Dude I've already been murdered once today

How many times are you aiming for?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

How many times are you aiming for?

Depends on how funny the deaths are? Like, if there is a sudden outbreak of falling anvils then as many as we can squeeze into the last hour and a half of the day

 

[dawn_of_night]

Where my girls at??

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

Depends on how funny the deaths are? Like, if there is a sudden outbreak of falling anvils then as many as we can squeeze into the last hour and a half of the day

I could put in for a falling piano!

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

I could put in for a falling piano!

Ooh, that works

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

Ooh, that works

This is fun! Can I stay?

 

[Stephie02]

Hello! Just your local ACME sales rep, can I help you today?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

This is fun! Can I stay?

Only if you promise not to eat me

 

[dawn_of_night]

No promise

 

[Stephie02]

Only if you promise not to eat me

Ask him who doesn't want to be eaten?

 

[Stephie02]

No promise

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

Only if you promise not to eat me

Oh i promise!! Im more of an oatmeal kind of gal

 

[RachelWalsh]

Oh i promise!! Im more of an oatmeal kind of gal

Take off my heels and run barefoot. Lol

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

Hello! Just your local ACME sales rep, can I help you today?

Id like to order of those falling pianos. The coyote recommended your services

 

[Stephie02]

Happy to help! Now we're running a special this month, 1 anvil for every 2 pianos ordered, how many can I put you down for? Oh and if you order on line in the next 24 hours each piano will come with its own set of ropes and pulleys, free!

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Ask him who doesn't want to be eaten?

You're talking about the FUN kind of eating, though. That's encouraged

 

[Stephie02]

Take off my heels and run barefoot. Lol

Careful, lots of weird stuff happening in this alley lately, not sure barefoot is recommended

 

[Stephie02]

You're talking about the FUN kind of eating, though. That's encouraged

So a falling piano is ok but being eaten isn't?

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

You're talking about the FUN kind of eating, though. That's encouraged

Wait wait what is this fun eating??

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

So a falling piano is ok but being eaten isn't?

If imma die I wanna die funny

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Wait wait what is this fun eating??

The kind where thighs are worn as earmuffs