If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm trying to picture a coconut big enough to hold Hogwarts.

I got a pair of em.

Wait…what are you taking about?

 

[Yoga1980]

Run?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I dunno, I'm starting to think I'm scared of being here.

Probably wise. NGL.

 

[Peter_Out]

Run?

There's a "downward dog" joke to make in this dark alley, but I am not going to be the one to say it.

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met them in a dark alley, I would Moses my way through.

 

[dawn_of_night]

it makes you want to suck on things like @LordofDargaardkeep

Ha. Fixed lt for ya.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I dunno, I'm starting to think I'm scared of being here.

Sorry. Its because I identify as a unicorn. So all my "weapons of mass destruction " are candy and phallic like....

If youre scared , ill hold your hand....

 

[kathyisgr65]

Sorry. Its because I identify as a unicorn. So all my "weapons of mass destruction " are candy and phallic like....

If youre scared , ill hold your hand....

7 know ur not my favorite but that's awesome
Good job

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Ask if she was holding..if not, share

 

[dawn_of_night]

You can have..... **hands over and walks away**

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You can have..... **hands over and walks away**

Wait. Come back. I want some toooo.

 

[BobbyandtheCabin]

Wait. Come back. I want some toooo.

Don't leave me out of the action! If she gets you some get me on too! Xx

 

[dawn_of_night]

For fucks fuckes, yall are wanty....

 

[BobbyandtheCabin]

For fucks fuckes, yall are wanty....

"I'mm just a bachelorr... lookin' for a PARTner"

 

[kathyisgr65]

"I'mm just a bachelorr... lookin' for a PARTner"

Boy did u walk into the wrong thread at the wrong time of the month.. maybe

 

[BobbyandtheCabin]

Boy did u walk into the wrong thread at the wrong time of the month.. maybe

Sugar, there ain't no such thang.
Plus, the acoustics in this alley SLAP

 

[kathyisgr65]

Sugar, there ain't no such thang.
Plus, the acoustics in this alley SLAP

I think I just got bitch slapped yes or no?

 

[BobbyandtheCabin]

I think I just got bitch slapped yes or no?

I would never lay such a finger, but if someone else in this alley has...
https://tenor.com/fD1E22pWBGb.gif

(When something "slaps", it generally means it sounds great)

 

[kathyisgr65]

I would never lay such a finger, but if someone else in this alley has...
https://tenor.com/fD1E22pWBGb.gif

(When something "slaps", it generally means it sounds great)

Ok good..I would if asked nicely

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

Sorry. Its because I identify as a unicorn. So all my "weapons of mass destruction " are candy and phallic like....

If youre scared , ill hold your hand....

I do like my hand being held....

 

[BobbyandtheCabin]

I do like my hand being held....

**immediately holds hand...

 

[Graybear1826]

How many people are here? More crowded that the speakeasy out here!

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

**immediately holds hand...

Im scared that you're chuckling while holding my hand....

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Oh but thank you no…. I don’t need my hand held around here. I know a person and I have a dragon .

 

[kathyisgr65]

Oh but thank you no…. I don’t need my hand held around here. I know a person and I have a dragon .

Ur no sissy.. standing behind u.. chest out cuz I'm..ur.. tough