If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[daddysbadgrl728]

Realize I walked into the wrong alley. I was looking for the tacos and coffee.
Offers the dragon a clean lemonade.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Offers the dragon a clean lemonade.

The dragon wanted me to tell you thanks.. @OldDirtyAltGuy was caught in his throat like a hairball.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Well after watching a mugger get beat up by a guy in a skirt I would probably just shake my head and walk back to my Keep and wonder what the fuck they are spiking the drinks with in the speakeasy

Just lotions and potions and things...

 

[TXRafe]

Just lotions and potions and things...

apparently we're going to hogwarts?

 

[EyesOnHers]

apparently we're going to hogwarts?

The drinky, drunky, spiky version of Hogwarts

 

[TXRafe]

The drinky, drunky, spiky version of Hogwarts

"hey, careful with that talk!"

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

The drinky, drunky, spiky version of Hogwarts

I will take a Butterbeer please .

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

Omg I have Butterbeer!! Come on over!!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Butterbeer? ... listen, I am down with experimenting with new things, but if you leave a bottle of that laying around and the dragon gets into it and doesnt quite make it out to the pit you ladies are on cleanup duty... just sayin...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Butterbeer? ... listen, I am down with experimenting with new things, but if you leave a bottle of that laying around and the dragon gets into it and doesnt quite make it out to the pit you ladies are on cleanup duty... just sayin...

Uh. Where are the cheetos?

 

[dommastermark]

I'm trying to picture what the 'drinky, drunky, spiky version of Hogwarts' looks like

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Uh. Where are the cheetos?

ask @EyesOnHers or @ScarletDaisy , I am not trying to throw anyone under the buss but a few of their latest victims had orange handprints on their asses where their wallets use to be

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I'm trying to picture what the 'drinky, drunky, spiky version of Hogwarts' looks like

it comes in a coconut with a straw, but it gets you wine drunk and makes you want to suck on things like ecstasy does... bring your pacifier or lord knows what they will stick in your mouth.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I'm trying to picture a coconut big enough to hold Hogwarts.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

it comes in a coconut with a straw, but it gets you wine drunk and makes you want to suck on things like ecstasy does... bring your pacifier or lord knows what they will stick in your mouth.

Someone say pacifier? Ummm …so many thoughts.

I'm trying to picture a coconut big enough to hold Hogwarts.

I am trying to not picture grown men with pacifiers!

 

[dommastermark]

I'm trying to picture a coconut big enough to hold Hogwarts.

Like a hairy Hogwarts snowglobe...

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Someone say pacifier? Ummm …so many thoughts.

I am trying to not picture grown men with pacifiers!

If they have a pacifier, then they are an easy mark?

Or would that be like taking candy from a baby?

 

[dommastermark]

Someone say pacifier? Ummm …so many thoughts.

I am trying to not picture grown men with pacifiers!

Does a large candy one count?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/26713754...y0Yt4zZGDIhAlShDPlOsUKArgtaPhFVhoCq20QAvD_BwE

 

[MrPimms]

Coconuts and butter in beer?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

You’re a day late and dollar short. We’ve moved on to pacifiers. Keep up dude.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Slowly back out of the alley as pacifiers are the current subject.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I am tripping Sir Cornholieho so @dawn_of_night can pounce on him and marshmallow shank him..

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

Again with the marshmallow shank??

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Again with the marshmallow shank??

The sisterhood will explain once they decide to induct you

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

I dunno, I'm starting to think I'm scared of being here.