If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[EyesOnHers]

Excuse me, have you heard about our lord and enslaver Cthulhu?

Yep, he does the dishes at the speakeasy

 

[dawn_of_night]

*Observes an awkward person talking to a brick*

Excuse me, have you heard about our lord and enslaver Cthulhu?

You'd rather a redvine whip and chain?thsn the .marshmallow shank?

 

[soulfly833]

You'd rather a redvine whip and chain?thsn the .marshmallow shank?

Who said redvine whips and chains?

 

[soulfly833]

Yep, he does the dishes at the speakeasy

Oh thats just his side job to blend in...

 

[MrPimms]

Never trust a side job.

There’s always a terrible innuendo and someone always has to clean up

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Side jobs or side hustles?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Side jobs or side hustles?

We are trying to get @Sexy_Singer on part time as our court bard but he keeps saying he is to bashful (which is weird being we can't ever get him to put on a shirt)
You interested in filling ODAG spot as court jester since he skipped town? ( just keep in mind if you take the position you are only allowed to wear onesies and tights like he did and you have to forfeit your sisterhood card)

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Ask him if he has a playlist for a girl falling for a guy.

 

[tommyt125]

Moon her and run away giggling

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Calls the DRAGON and @LordofDargaardkeep we have a flasher… @dawn_of_night I am asking for back up.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Calls the DRAGON and @LordofDargaardkeep we have a flasher… @dawn_of_night I am asking for back up.

Lurking and here in case

 

[MrPimms]

Lurking and here in case

Banned for. Oops. Wrong thread. Wallet as offering??

 

[dawn_of_night]

Who said redvine whips and chains?

Well.... thats the other option....

Well those and fluffy candy thumpers.....

 

[soulfly833]

Well.... thats the other option....

Well those and fluffy candy thumpers.....

Why you tellin all the secrets!? Huh!?

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

I keep secrets. Sometimes so well i forget them

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I keep secrets. Sometimes so well i forget them

what happens in the Alley stays in the Alley
(unless you do something really embarrassing and we get a pic of it... then that shits going on Instagram immediately)

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

There will be no photo evidence

 

[dommastermark]

Is sitting in a secluded alcove of the alley playing a harmonica (so so well) allowed?

 

[gisade]

With that name???? RUN!!!

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

I'm running, but I don't know where i'm going.

 

[dommastermark]

You're all running before I've even started playing, once I'm killing the tune on the harmonica at least I wouldn't feel so bad

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You start by stealing wallets. Then coconuts, then the next thing you know you got degenerates doing nasty things in the dark and junk.

*shake my coconuts*

Forget it monkey, it’s the Alleyway.

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

Hey I didn't steal the coconuts, they were on the floor

 

[BobbyandtheCabin]

**takes one look at the coconuts on the floor
AINT FALLING FOR THAT ONE AGAIN.
@daddysbadgrl728, you pick 'em up

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

Shakes some maracas