If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Graybear1826]

Hey, any idea how tough it is to hide in this damned alley at my size?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Hey, any idea how tough it is to hide in this damned alley at my size?

Quit your complaining before I turn you into a rug for @Shymidwestgirl to keep her feet warm on

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Shoot him with a nerf gun and run away

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

I doubt it....
There's always a lurker ....
Somewhere .... in a drain, on a stoop, the 2nd storye window at @LordofDargaardkeep book store...

But its dark.
So no one can see me rubbing against you.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Shoot him with a nerf gun and run away

Have them arrested for poaching wildlife

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

But its dark.
So no one can see me rubbing against you.

we spent a lot of the money the sisterhood brought in on tactical gear... nightvision bro.. and we have a dragon ..we can see you and he will eat you.

 

[soulfly833]

Grab her for a kiss

Dodge the dragon

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Dodge the dragon

and thats when @EyesOnHers or @dawn_of_night sticks you with the marshmallow cock shank.. .

 

[soulfly833]

and thats when @EyesOnHers or @dawn_of_night sticks you with the marshmallow cock shank.. .

Oh god! Ive been marshmallow cock shanked!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Oh god! Ive been marshmallow cock shanked!

its not as bad as it sounds, the swelling should go down in a few days and the sticky part is water soluble

 

[MrPimms]

I’d lurk around to see if his wallet got snaffled, then offer complementary nibbles to those creatures of the night who swooped (as in: throwing others in first)

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I’d lurk around to see if his wallet got snaffled, then offer complementary nibbles to those creatures of the night who swooped (as in: throwing others in first)

assures him that my wallet is intact and have him help me get the list of alley rules down from the wall so I can amend it.. adding "No one touches the Fairy" to the top of the list..

 

[EyesOnHers]

we spent a lot of the money the sisterhood brought in on tactical gear... nightvision bro.. and we have a dragon ..we can see you and he will eat you.

Thank you @LordofDargaardkeep
Sisterhood will take it over from here... a couple of plans

 

[EyesOnHers]

I’d lurk around to see if his wallet got snaffled, then offer complementary nibbles to those creatures of the night who swooped (as in: throwing others in first)

Better bring the Pimms bro... and a lot of it or your wallet is getting taken too

 

[soulfly833]

its not as bad as it sounds, the swelling should go down in a few days and the sticky part is water soluble

Oh well....ok then! Ive had worse

 

[MrPimms]

Better bring the Pimms bro... and a lot of it or your wallet is getting taken too

Whistles while wheeling a crate of Pimms through this questionable alley

 

[EyesOnHers]

Whistles while wheeling a crate of Pimms through this questionable alley

As only an English fuckwit can...

Follow me @MrPimms ... that's right, now you go ahead... just down that turning...

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

As only an English fuckwit can...

Follow me @MrPimms ... that's right, now you go ahead... just down that turning...

secret button on the left turns the stairs to a slide.. just in case he gets fidgety

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

secret button on the left turns the stairs to a slide.. just in case he gets fidgety

I knew there was one around here somewhere!

 

[pinkparkhorse]

secret button on the left turns the stairs to a slide.. just in case he gets fidgety

Kick his ass for slipping between me and my reply to midwest girl on the shopping cart thread.

 

[EyesOnHers]

secret button on the left turns the stairs to a slide.. just in case he gets fidgety

I knew there was one around here somewhere!

Not telling about my secret button

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Kick his ass for slipping between me and my reply to midwest girl on the shopping cart thread.

I don't blame you, I would rather talk to her than me also

 

[MrPimms]

If you’re talking to her, I’ll talk to this suspiciously obvious brick.

It almost looks like a button right by a suspicious clear space.

 

[soulfly833]

If you’re talking to her, I’ll talk to this suspiciously obvious brick.

It almost looks like a button right by a suspicious clear space.

*Observes an awkward person talking to a brick*

Excuse me, have you heard about our lord and enslaver Cthulhu?

 

[dawn_of_night]

and thats when @EyesOnHers or @dawn_of_night sticks you with the marshmallow cock shank.. .

Suddenly feel protected....