If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[ScarletDaisy]

*Hopes the basket had so breakfast inside*

 

[dawn_of_night]

Lets go.... ill make you breakfast....

I mean....


You know, you read itnhow you want it....

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Lets go.... ill make you breakfast....

I mean....


You know, you read itnhow you want it....

Can I get breakfast to go?
And no Cheetos on my omelette this time please!

 

[lilmissdarling]

Remind him of his $3,000,501.87 bill for the "lawyering" I did.

 

[deft]

Ask to see her tits.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Can I get breakfast to go?
And no Cheetos on my omelette this time please!

I guess, I'll go wherever you take me....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ask to see her tits.

Ask to see his ...oh wait....


*takes h I s wallet and hos lunch*

* leaves a cheeto*

 

[PotNoodle79]

Toast her.
With tea.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Distract him.
With "tea"

 

[PotNoodle79]

Distract him.
With "tea"

Proper tea?
Not murican tea?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Proper tea?
Not murican tea?

A lovely glass of unsweetened iced tea. My favorite.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I guess, I'll go wherever you take me....

Ha! I thought we was talking about omelettes and biscuits and gravy!
All my other dietary needs are being met by "strawberry shortcake"

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Remind him of his $3,000,501.87 bill for the "lawyering" I did.

Ummm if I remember right you tried to switch clients mid-trial
Pretty sure after I lost my civil case @LaisDeMarieDeFrance shanked me in the parking lot!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Ask to see her tits.

Boob flashes do happen here but your wallet might go missing when you're distracted

 

[EyesOnHers]

Don't give me 'wow' face @deft
You lose your wallet regardless. Whether it because you were distracted by boobs or threatened with a marshmallow cock shank is your call

And tbf I'm not sure you wouldn't love both

 

[CuriousRick]

When are they installing the security cameras and lights?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Don't give me 'wow' face @deft
You lose your wallet regardless. Whether it because you were distracted by boobs or threatened with a marshmallow cock shank is your call

And tbf I'm not sure you wouldn't love both

Oh he would definitely be ok with both
He is such a freak that he has made the short list for being hired as the bartender at the speakeasy...
If he would quit asking the costumers to touch the tip instead of leave a tip he would have already been hired!

 

[EyesOnHers]

He is such a freak that he has made the short list for being hired as the bartender at the speakeasy...

I have a lot of love for you @LordofDargaardkeep but speakeasy hiring and firing is sisterhood business

If he would quit asking the costumers to touch the tip instead of leave a tip he would have already been hired!

But yes this is the reason

 

[ScarletDaisy]

*leans against the wall, sips her glass of unsweetened iced tea, and enjoys the horror it evokes*

ETA : Might be as distracting as boobs.

 

[Wriggle]

I'm handcuffing all you reprobates and getting to the bottom of this bedlam.

 

[Graybear1826]

I'm handcuffing all you reprobates and getting to the bottom of this bedlam.

Are you sure you want to do that? When you finish, you'll never be the same.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ha! I thought we was talking about omelettes and biscuits and gravy!
All my other dietary needs are being met by "strawberry shortcake"

I feel so unwanted....

 

[lilmissdarling]

Ummm if I remember right you tried to switch clients mid-trial
Pretty sure after I lost my civil case @LaisDeMarieDeFrance shanked me in the parking lot!

And your point? I still provided a service. It's not my fault your claim fell apart.

 

[lilmissdarling]

When are they installing the security cameras and lights?

Never. Im pretty sure it goes against bar policy. But thats just my legal understanding.

 

[Graybear1826]

I feel so unwanted....

What???