If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[EyesOnHers]

Whisky?

Coffee?

 

[PotNoodle79]

no, whisky.
W-H-I-S-K-Y

 

[jonnoback]

Shock horror - I'm not a whisky guy but I do stock some good stuff for visitors - got some Jura in at the moment. And some Canadian stuff but only the teens seem to drink that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Running an underground den of pickpockets and a speakeasy is serious business, sir!

Do you pay taxes then?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Share some hot goss!

Don’t trust much of what some *looks around nervously* people in dark alleys tell you!

 

[EyesOnHers]

no, whisky.
W-H-I-S-K-Y

Offer him a slot at the speakeasy to sing out the blues music he is composing

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Shush yourself! I only speak the truth!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey @Chloe_Harper I've just finished real life work after a stupidly long day.
Heading to the speakeasy... drinks on me if you fancy one

Oh no! It’s too late!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Do you pay taxes then?

*narrows eyes*

 

[Qky75]

I make it a habit to stay in well-lit areas and no longer carry cash if I can help it. ... especially in case of ticking crocodiles

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*narrows eyes*

So that’s a no then?

 

[MindYaBitness]

So that’s a no then?

Throw a clock at him

 

[EyesOnHers]

So that’s a no then?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Throw a clock at him

Throw a Lego clock at her.

@EyesOnHers swipe that spoon before it gets bent and unusable.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Throw a clock at him

Phew... another sister
Drinks??

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Phew... another sister
Drinks??

Bop her on the nose for skipping me.

 

[jonnoback]

Throw a clock at him

Had to read that twice. Glasses not where they should be.

 

[EyesOnHers]

I make it a habit to stay in well-lit areas and no longer carry cash if I can help it. ... especially in case of ticking crocodiles

Oh sorry... you got missed. I was dealing with a malicious monkey.

You like lights you say? Short of cash you say?
We need Wednesday entertainment at the speakeasy... what are your pole dancing skills like??!!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Bop her on the nose for skipping me.

I'm coming for you... Don't you effing worry about that.

*arms up with cotton candy thumper and 2 marshmallow cock shanks*

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I'm coming for you... Don't you effing worry about that.

*arms up with cotton candy thumper and 2 marshmallow cock shanks*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sister

You misspelled troublemaker.

She is a little sister though. And it shows.

 

[Qky75]

Oh sorry... you got missed. I was dealing with a malicious monkey.

You like lights you say? Short of cash you say?
We need Wednesday entertainment at the speakeasy... what are your pole dancing skills like??!!

I started in the circus as a side show juggling act. My special act shall remain a mystery until the big reveal but it involves spinning plates on one limb, juggling bowling balls in another limb, and hula hoops around yet another limb all from the pole....I call it Pole within a pole ...it went a lot differently in the wrong bar where the deaf owner swore I said pole in the hole.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

malicious monkey.

you’re spelling is terrible today. What’s in those drinks!

 

[PotNoodle79]

you’re spelling is terrible today. What’s in those drinks!

Irony?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Irony?

My spelling is terrible every day though.

Also homophones are bullshit.