If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[lilmissdarling]

Bring her a new case of proseco to encourage her shenanigans.

 

[kathyisgr65]

We are definitely pervs too

How you doing @kathyisgr65 ? Fancy coming for a girly catch up at the speakeasy. Have a couple of drinks before we cause chaos

Mat may have pregamed.. but I'm ready for a tequila top shelf and dos Equis

 

[kathyisgr65]

I don't need extra help..I have low inhibitions and almost no self control...adventurous I am

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Bring her a new case of proseco to encourage her shenanigans.

just remember you are responsible for cleaning up all the mess.. both legally and physically if she can't handle her booze

 

[EyesOnHers]

Bring her a new case of proseco to encourage her shenanigans.

Sister from another mister
Let the games begin

 

[EyesOnHers]

just remember you are responsible for cleaning up all the mess.. both legally and physically if she can't handle her booze

*Makes sure @Shymidwestgirl is out of ear shot*
Fuck off, my Lord, it's a Prosecco party...
Get the gimps from the dungeon to clear it up!!!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

*Makes sure @Shymidwestgirl is out of ear shot*
Fuck off, my Lord, it's a Prosecco party...
Get the gimps from the dungeon to clear it up!!!

Its ok, she has heard that before, I bite my lip and growl that shit everytime she comes around "FUCK.. "

 

[CuriousCat89]

There’s a Brit kink?!

Oh god - it’s so obvious too.

 

[MrPimms]

Offer him a cup of tea and a round of cucumber sandwiches at the speakeasy so we can exchange notes.

Oh and if you can bring the Pimms for afterwards @MrPimms that'd be just splendid. I can supply the fruit!

Duly noted. Will pack an extra bottle in the F&M wicker hamper. Not to be confused with the F&F laundry hamper.

Should I bring the mint as well, @EyesOnHers ??

 

[MrPimms]

Oh god - it’s so obvious too.

It is?!

*looks around oblivious*

Tea, @CuriousCat89

 

[EyesOnHers]

Duly noted. Will pack an extra bottle in the F&M wicker hamper. Not to be confused with the F&F laundry hamper.

Should I bring the mint as well, @EyesOnHers ??

Yes, please. Drago pissed all over the herb garden

 

[EyesOnHers]

Oh god - it’s so obvious too.

It is?!

*looks around oblivious*

Tea, @CuriousCat89

*eavesdropping*

 

[MrPimms]

Yes, please. Drago pissed all over the herb garden

Bad Drago!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Bad Drago!

We only discipline during the moment and not afterwards. It’s called gentle parenting now.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

*Makes sure @Shymidwestgirl is out of ear shot*
Fuck off, my Lord, it's a Prosecco party...
Get the gimps from the dungeon to clear it up!!!

What in the world has been going on here today? Goodness sakes! My fairy lights again are on the ground.

 

[EyesOnHers]

We only discipline during the moment and not afterwards. It’s called gentle parenting now.

He was trying to help...
It was the fire those bloody oompa loompas caused the other day

 

[MrPimms]

I heard they were striking up a song

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I heard they were striking up a song

I don’t not like them or Willy Wonka. He’s a creepy character! I’ll take the dragon any day.

 

[MrPimms]

I don’t not like them or Willy Wonka. He’s a creepy character! I’ll take the dragon any day.

He is creepy.

Does the dragon consent?

 

[CuriousCat89]

It is?!

*looks around oblivious*

Tea, @CuriousCat89

Yep. I’ve been here long enough to see it. *I* like a ‘European’ chat buddy because we keep similar hours. But it’s definitely not a kink.

 

[dawn_of_night]

*lurks suspiciously*

 

[ScarletDaisy]

*stands by @dawn_of_night and looks for trouble*

 

[MrPimms]

Yep. I’ve been here long enough to see it. *I* like a ‘European’ chat buddy because we keep similar hours. But it’s definitely not a kink.

In finest tradition: I’ll put kettle on

 

[ScarletDaisy]

There’s a Brit kink?!

Or would that be kinky Brits?

 

[EyesOnHers]

Or would that be kinky Brits?

Someone call me?