If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[EyesOnHers]

FIFY...
This will definitely being more wallet toting perverts into the sisterhoods clutches..
You're welcome!

You are welcome to play Kerplunk too while the Lady is busy.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

You are welcome to play Kerplunk too while the Lady is busy.

Hmmm..See I thought Kerplunk was just the sound my heart made every time @Shymidwestgirl showed up

 

[MrPimms]

Play a game of Gigantic Ker-Plunk! With bowling balls

 

[EyesOnHers]

Play a game of Gigantic Ker-Plunk! With bowling balls

I'll borrow some spears from the Keep armoury to use as straws!

 

[Qky75]

I'll borrow some spears from the Keep armoury to use as straws!

Since I can't decide if Kerplunk is a euphamism or not, I'd better keep my eyes on EyesOnHers.

*Edit* thank you autocorrect for assuming the word euphonium was the correct choice in context but I'll take it from here.

 

[MrPimms]

I think we’d better storm the castle and make sure the Mouse Trap stays safe.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I think we’d better storm the castle and make sure the Mouse Trap stays safe.

Bro... If you try the fairy will summon her dragon or ask me to put my armor back on... this wont end well

 

[jonnoback]

Nope... merely by existing you've already tripped it and trapped yourselves... have fun in mousetrap gaol.

 

[CuriousCat89]

Be thankful it’s not jonnofront

 

[EyesOnHers]

Bro... If you try the fairy will summon her dragon or ask me to put my armor back on... this wont end well

Call @Shymidwestgirl immediately and ask her to tell the Lord that the tower balcony he is yelling from does not provide the same 'discretion' as before since Drago perched on it and some of the balustrade is missing

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Call @Shymidwestgirl immediately and ask her to tell the Lord that the tower balcony he is yelling from does not provide the same 'discretion' as before since Drago perched on it and some of the balustrade is missing

And in the wind the pendulum shall swing!

 

[jonnoback]

Call @Shymidwestgirl immediately and ask her to tell the Lord that the tower balcony he is yelling from does not provide the same 'discretion' as before since Drago perched on it and some of the balustrade is missing

You know when you claimed earlier you weren't crazy... or is this written in Slovakian and I can't understand it?

EDIT: changed 'read' for 'understand'. Obviously I've got may glasses on...

 

[EyesOnHers]

You know when you claimed earlier you weren't crazy... or is this written in Slovakian and I can't read it?

It's easy...
The Lord and Lady live in the keep that overlooks the alley.
Their... ahem 'living quarters' are in the tower of the keep.
There is a truce between the sisterhood and the Lord because the Lady is so fucking awesome and vouches for us. So he leaves us alone so long as we make sure any pervs are dealt with appropriately so the Lady doesn't have to witness anything untoward

EDIT: That about it @LordofDargaardkeep ?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

It's easy...
The Lord and Lady live in the keep that overlooks the alley.
Their... ahem 'living quarters' are in the tower of the keep.
There is a truce between the sisterhood and the Lord because the Lady is so fucking awesome and vouches for us. So he leaves us alone so long as we make sure any pervs are dealt with appropriately so the Lady doesn't have to witness anything untoward

EDIT: That about it @LordofDargaardkeep ?

That is spot on...
Well that and we can't forget about the amended rules..
"No one touched my fairy"... AKA the HR chick

Have fun pervs!!

 

[jonnoback]

It's easy...
The Lord and Lady live in the keep that overlooks the alley.
Their... ahem 'living quarters' are in the tower of the keep.
There is a truce between the sisterhood and the Lord because the Lady is so fucking awesome and vouches for us. So he leaves us alone so long as we make sure any pervs are dealt with appropriately so the Lady doesn't have to witness anything untoward

EDIT: That about it @LordofDargaardkeep ?

Lol! Now I feel I like I owe you! Prosecco?

 

[kathyisgr65]

Lol! Now I feel I like I owe you! Prosecco?

Well since he's a self proclaimed filthy British gent...I'm going to add him to my stable without giving him a performance test... my brit kink thinks he's going to love my basement and his playmates

 

[MrPimms]

There’s a Brit kink?!

 

[kathyisgr65]

There’s a Brit kink?!

If not I made it up

 

[jonnoback]

Well since he's a self proclaimed filthy British gent...I'm going to add him to my stable without giving him a performance test... my brit kink thinks he's going to love my basement and his playmates

In for a penny, in for a pound

I'll bring my own tea though

 

[EyesOnHers]

There’s a Brit kink?!

*Interesting. Listens closely to conversations*

 

[MrPimms]

*Interesting. Listens closely to conversations*

It must be about tea, marmite, crumpets, cucumber sandwiches, the weather …

 

[MrPimms]

If not I made it up

It’s the accent. *takes notes*

 

[EyesOnHers]

It’s the accent. *takes notes*

Offer him a cup of tea and a round of cucumber sandwiches at the speakeasy so we can exchange notes.

Oh and if you can bring the Pimms for afterwards @MrPimms that'd be just splendid. I can supply the fruit!

 

[kathyisgr65]

It’s the accent. *takes notes*

No
It's their perv mess...tlwe just click..on the sarcasm and understand perv..my cute face hides yt.. and their manners disguise it

But from what I'm learning is that deviant ways allign mine

 

[EyesOnHers]

It's their perv mess

We are definitely pervs too

How you doing @kathyisgr65 ? Fancy coming for a girly catch up at the speakeasy. Have a couple of drinks before we cause chaos