If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[ForestFlame]

Give her lot's of space, worrying she might bayonet me

debag is a British term meaning to pull off someone's trousers....not castrate them LOL

 

[meop79]

Teach her how to speak English properly...

 

[Porkwarrior]

debag is a British term meaning to pull off someone's trousers....not castrate them LOL

Tell her about my fetish for women with knives & motorcycles.

 

[ForestFlame]

Tell her about my fetish for women with knives & motorcycles.

buy him some leathers....safety first!

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

buy him some leathers....safety first!

Totally take advantage of her

 

[coachdb18]

Totally take advantage of her

Give him a big bowl of Frosted Flakes, tell him they're 'GrrrRREAT'

 

[lesyex19]

ask about being a professional stick wiggler

 

[ForestFlame]

ask about being a professional stick wiggler

offer her a torch so she can navigate her way

 

[hottyscotty22]

Scramble for my silver bullets

 

[ForestFlame]

Scramble for my silver bullets

give him a leaflet explaining that silver bullets are for Werewolves and run off

 

[hottyscotty22]

Read some fascinating information and scratch my head

 

[fertile_babygirl]

Read some fascinating information and scratch my head

Stop, blink at him and smile then walk on by

 

[HardArch28]

Stop, blink at him and smile then walk on by

Wrap her up in my arms and take her someplace special

 

[ForestFlame]

Wrap her up in my arms and take her someplace special

compliment him on his chivalry

 

[papadoc19]

compliment him on his chivalry

Break dance competition

 

[Fierywhore]

Break dance competition

Submit

 

[hotoldrguy]

Submit

dominate

 

[ForestFlame]

dominate

tickle his chin x

 

[walkingeagle]

tickle his chin x

pinch her tush

 

[ForestFlame]

pinch her tush

show him what getting a bite really feels like!

 

[papadoc19]

Introduce myself

 

[ForestFlame]

Introduce myself

greet him and admire his teeth x

 

[meop79]

Bite her...

 

[fertile_babygirl]

Bite her...

Poke... then run away

 

[GallantWriter]

Poke... then run away

I'd steal a kiss