If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Fierywhore]

drop to my knees, stick my face in her crotch and...well... you know...

Lift my skirt to my waist

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Lift my skirt to my waist

Push her against the wall, kiss her passionately, and see if she kisses me back or slaps my face.

 

[Fierywhore]

Push her against the wall, kiss her passionately, and see if she kisses me back or slaps my face.

Return the passion....

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Return the passion....

try to put out her fire...

 

[sks43]

try to put out her fire...

Steal his bike when he wasn't looking.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Steal his bike when he wasn't looking.

Give her the ride of her life!

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Give her the ride of her life!

Smother him with my bosom.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Smother him with my bosom.

die a happy death!

missed you!

 

[Twlightdreamer]

die a happy death!

missed you!

Ditto, lovey.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Ditto, lovey.

Run rampant through her dreams and make sure they are dirty

 

[Taegul]

I would confuse him by doing the electric slide then running for my life.

 

[julybaby04]

I would confuse him by doing the electric slide then running for my life.

Distract him by whipping out my Little Ponies collection.

 

[Taegul]

Distract him by whipping out my Little Ponies collection.

I'd rub her feet and admire her toenails....way too much.

 

[Iceprincess12]

"Wonder twin powers activate..."

 

[walkingeagle]

"Wonder twin powers activate..."

I would put my hands over her eyes and say "Guess who"

 

[Taegul]

"Wonder twin powers activate..."

I'd make her heart melt.

Or some cheesy bullshit like that!

Hey IP

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I'd make her heart melt.

Or some cheesy bullshit like that!

Hey IP

Steal his motorcycle.

 

[NaughtyRedSiren]

Steal his motorcycle.

Slide his bottle under my dress into my

 

[AtaMediumPace]

Give her a nice hard slap on the ass.

 

[mrppv]

Give her a nice hard slap on the ass.

Sit right there and have a beer.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Sit right there and have a beer.

buy him a beer.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'd make her heart melt.

Or some cheesy bullshit like that!

Hey IP

Hi T! You know I love cheese!!!!

buy him a beer.

Sing puff the magic dragon and blow bubbles instead of smoke.

 

[JennyNo1]

Join up with her in whatever trouble she's getting into!

 

[AverageGary]

Join up with her in whatever trouble she's getting into!

Steal a kiss and hope it leads to lots of trouble

 

[Iceprincess12]

Ask him about his mean, mode and median.