jasonmason
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Accept that sweet offer.
Escort her out safely and offer her a lift home, while handing her my phone to call anyone she wanted.
Escort her out safely and offer her a lift home, while handing her my phone to call anyone she wanted.
julybaby04
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lovetopleasewomen
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I'd shine a bright light on those legs.Awe...such a gentleman
debaldone
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Remark that we have similar interests, suggest we can be each others wingman.
pcookie
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Discuss going for a beer
AverageGary
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Shake his hand and ask if he knows which way the bar is
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AverageGary
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Slap him on the arse and yell "Run! Last pussy to the bar buys all night!"
Runs after and slaps her on the ass while passing her laughing "you're buying"
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Tallulah82
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Catches up, rugby-tackles him to the ground, scrambles up and flashes my winning arse as I run ahead, yelling "ya sure about that?"
AverageGary
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Catches up, rugby-tackles him to the ground, scrambles up and flashes my winning arse as I run ahead, yelling "ya sure about that?"
Scrambles up, catches her, grabs her by the arm , pulling her to him laughing "who needs the bar? We can have more fun out here", gives a quick peck on the cheek and runs ahead
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Tallulah82
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Ok, this is turning into one of those bloody nightmares when you can't seem to outrun the ghoulie chasing you...
*rolls up sleeves*
Start to run, trip and yell... Crying, bleeding knee... appealing to AG to come and help a poor, injured female... both hobbling to the bar...
Ten steps away from the door, I wind him with a punch in the stomach and get to be the one slamming my palm down on the bar first.
Hmmm. Twenty minutes later, am still alone. Shit. My competitiveness has fucked me over again.
Asian_Flower
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Ok, this is turning into one of those bloody nightmares when you can't seem to outrun the ghoulie chasing you...
*rolls up sleeves*
Start to run, trip and yell... Crying, bleeding knee... appealing to AG to come and help a poor, injured female... both hobbling to the bar...
Ten steps away from the door, I wind him with a punch in the stomach and get to be the one slamming my palm down on the bar first.
Hmmm. Twenty minutes later, am still alone. Shit. My competitiveness has fucked me over again.
I would be as terrified as she was....dark alleys...NO WAY!
hairball18
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I hope it is really dark. She will only feel me not see me
greeneyedvirgin
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Feed him lots of catnip.
AverageGary
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Ok, this is turning into one of those bloody nightmares when you can't seem to outrun the ghoulie chasing you...
*rolls up sleeves*
Start to run, trip and yell... Crying, bleeding knee... appealing to AG to come and help a poor, injured female... both hobbling to the bar...
Ten steps away from the door, I wind him with a punch in the stomach and get to be the one slamming my palm down on the bar first.
Hmmm. Twenty minutes later, am still alone. Shit. My competitiveness has fucked me over again.
Stumbled into the bar wondering what I did to deserve that.
Order a water and a screwdriver as I sit next to Tal
RoyceConnors
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greeneyedvirgin
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Make sure that he brought protection with him. I don't need a concussion or scrapped knees.Dark places for dark deeds
RoyceConnors
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Make sure that he brought protection with him. I don't need a concussion or scrapped knees.
You'd only leave the alley wet and happily satisfied.
greeneyedvirgin
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lovetopleasewomen
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cover her with whipped cream & eat her out.
Yummy!
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Iceprincess12
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Yu-gi-oh Duel.
AverageGary
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Take her by the arm and escourt her to the bar at the other end of the alley and buy her a drink
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julybaby04
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Ask her if she wants to grab a bite to eat and hang out.
