If you were a rapper

[oralaccents]

Would you be one of those pussies whining about the bootay that went away with all your cake, or one of the angry ones, beating that bitch?

 

[SpeareChucker]

No, I would be a country rapper...





A crapper.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Naw dog. I'd just be the token black guy who raps the bridge to the song on white peoples music yo.

 

[oralaccents]

“Feat: mcraig”

 

[Que]

Naw dog. I'd just be the token black guy who raps the bridge to the song on white peoples music yo.

I could dig it.

 

[oralaccents]

Rappers are often called "L'il" this or that.

Is that "L'il Lace" guy the hags and homos here all worship a rapper?

 

[oralaccents]

You made a thread about the penises of Lit members only hours ago.

That must be evidence of something nefarious.
To you.

 

[InsightRiot]

All these rappers rapping about money, and we wonder why our society has a money worshiping problem that gives power to corporate interests that are running our political systems.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Less than 60 seconds for a response.

Home run.

Oh, there's a period of faux respect that we're supposed to show you?

5 minutes?
10 minutes?
As long as it takes until you claim that you kicked ass?

I mean, caused butt hurt?

 

[Que]

All these rappers rapping about money, and we wonder why our society has a money worshiping problem that gives power to corporate interests that are running our political systems.

Some throw-down be mo better than other Gs throw-down. You fill me?

 

[Matthew Craig]

“Feat: mcraig”

I preffer "Big Fug."

 

[oralaccents]

Less than 60 seconds for a response.

Home run.

You're easily amused.

 

[Liar]

I'd be nerdcore.

For obvious reasons.

 

[oralaccents]

DJBJ, there must be one of those somewhere.

 

[Wrong Element]

For anybody wondering what ever became of the Icy Hot Stuntaz, they're in this thread.

 

[HisArpy]

If i wuz a wrapper, I'd want to be one with reindeers printed all over me. As opposed to one wit "snickers" everwhar.

 

[juttjaw]

Bunch or silly old white guys making fun of a musical genre. Your granddads or fathers in some case, did the same about rock and roll. The joke has been told over and over and over and over. Great news! It's still not funny.

 

[Liar]

For anybody wondering what ever became of the Icy Hot Stuntaz, they're in this thread.

Oy vey, ye olde memes.

 

[Kantarii]

You're easily amused.

You should see him with a ball of yarn. It’s hilarious

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

He's made an impression
So he makes a suggestion
"Come up to my place
For some coffee or tea or me"
He's got you where he wants you
Girl, you've gotta face reality
Rap, rap, rap, they call him the rapper
Rap, rap, rap, you know what he's after
Rap, rap, rap, they call him the rapper

 

[Matthew Craig]

He's made an impression
So he makes a suggestion
"Come up to my place
For some coffee or tea or me"
He's got you where he wants you
Girl, you've gotta face reality
Rap, rap, rap, they call him the rapper
Rap, rap, rap, you know what he's after
Rap, rap, rap, they call him the rapper

A rappist?