I'm a doctor so come in here for help

[Noor]

*** Breaking News ***

Australian Witch Doctor uncloaked! In-depth investigation suspects the She-Devil is a fraud.

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I knew it!!!

 

[Adre]

Would you mind checking my prostate, doc? Just so you know, my insurance covers happy endings.

 

[Tryharder62]

You might have put this on lit before Girlsmiley, but it came along my facebook feed and I just about busted a gut. You really are a doctor!!! Made my day better!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGNR5yCIOmw

 

[Tryharder62]

Would you mind checking my prostate, doc? Just so you know, my insurance covers happy endings.

I think they have an app for that!!

 

[EternalFantasies]

I say cayenne and go for the win.

 

[Emerson40]

I feel like I rub my cunny too much, would ginger help?

Get figgy with it.




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[lovetoread]

Your Lance? Wow. I'm happy for you both, he does seem happier lately.

Best wishes.

 

[Saint Peter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9OqUuA6a0


called the Smiley

woke her up!

 

[Radiohead]

I've never had a doctor ask me about my husband before.

The level of personal inspection kinda demands consent.

 

[Socket2me]

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I have been eating only Subway sandwiches for three months and haven't lost a pound.

 

[girlsmiley]

Would you mind checking my prostate, doc? Just so you know, my insurance covers happy endings.

Not at all. Say "ah".

 

[thør]

Not at all. Say "ah".

Going the long way?

 

[girlsmiley]

You might have put this on lit before Girlsmiley, but it came along my facebook feed and I just about busted a gut. You really are a doctor!!! Made my day better!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGNR5yCIOmw

Well of course I am a real doctor. Pfft, do you really think that any ole person would give out free medical advice on the internet?

So silly.

 

[girlsmiley]

Going the long way?

What do you mean the long way?

 

[thør]

What do you mean the long way?

Starting at the top!

 

[Adre]

Not at all. Say "ah".

I usually say "ahh" after the exam, doc.

 

[Radiohead]

Not that its not obvious, but you didnt fucking help me.

 

[Saint Peter]

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[butters]

not getting enough sleep - what would you suggest?

 

[girlsmiley]

not getting enough sleep - what would you suggest?

Good morning butters. How are ya? How's Harry?

A nightie or pyjama pants.

 

[girlsmiley]

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She's all better Petey!

Smoother than a babies bum.

 

[butters]

Good morning butters. How are ya? How's Harry?

A nightie or pyjama pants.

morning/evening, smiley -

sleep deprived but good
Harry's doin' it Harry style and seems happy enough - he near had a stroke when i drove his truck through the gate (thought he was about to lose his mirrors!) but the truck was unscathed his own fault, he didn't tell me i was about to drive and, having never driven before and not liking surprises thrown my way too much, i don't think i did tooo bad. he may have a touch of whiplash, mind....

nightie didn't work.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

She always said I was her favorite.

Mom lied. She always liked me best.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Not that it really matters, but are you better looking and sexier than Dr Liz? I'm having an erection malfunction and a well endowed female doctor may help my condition. I do have Medicare Part 69.

 

[jomar]

It hurts when I do this.

"this" Ow!

Please help me.