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Padded wallpaper?

Because according to the latest research, there is no cure for what you have.

Narrowed it down to two wallpapers! Pale green or French Grey, both with a subtle gold paisley pattern running through.
 
Doc Smiley, what's the cure for "dipsy-doodle-itis"? :eek:

My phone doesn't let me retype the words and I have a sight problem so I will just answer you the best as I can.

Dipsy Doodle Tits are caused by a lack of suction. They go all lopsided because your mouth was at an incorrect angle when you were sucking them.

Alas! There is hope! Do not give up just as yet.

Turn your head at a 45-degree angle clockwise and her Tits won't be Dipsy anymore they'll be Daisy. Which is the opposite of Dipsy in medical terms amen thank you.
 
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