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im so excited

Thread starter omahaman2
Start date Feb 5, 2002

omahaman2

Here's your sign

Dec 12, 2003

#1,301

Romantic Sentiments

Your kisses are sweeter than wine and don't have the paper bag.

I am irrationally exuberant for you in the third quarter of my
fiscal life, with rising indicators.

My love for you runs hotter than a '74 Nova with a V-8 engine and
a busted water pump.

You're really somethin', and that ain't just the beer talkin'.

Darling, you make me as hot as one of those hand driers in a
turnpike restroom.

If we were cockroaches, I'd want to have all 456,938 of your
children

JennyOmanHill

trying hard to be mindful

Dec 12, 2003

#1,302

Oh "Mickey", you're so fine

omahaman2 said:
http://uselessgraphics.com/love026.gif

Aw, shucks!

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10022000/10022481.jpg
:kiss:

:kiss:

JennyOmanHill

trying hard to be mindful

Dec 12, 2003

#1,303

Thank you, darling

omahaman2 said:
Romantic Sentiments

Your kisses are sweeter than wine and don't have the paper bag.

I am irrationally exuberant for you in the third quarter of my
fiscal life, with rising indicators.

My love for you runs hotter than a '74 Nova with a V-8 engine and
a busted water pump.

You're really somethin', and that ain't just the beer talkin'.

Darling, you make me as hot as one of those hand driers in a
turnpike restroom.

If we were cockroaches, I'd want to have all 456,938 of your
children

I think!?!

http://www.bsi.vt.edu/library/images/confused.gif

:heart:

:heart:

SecretScribe

The TC Bartender

Dec 12, 2003

#1,304

Did I ever mention how cute you two are???

If the love you two have for each other could be packaged ... I think world peace could be acheived ...

JennyOmanHill

trying hard to be mindful

Dec 12, 2003

#1,305

SecretScribe said:
Did I ever mention how cute you two are???

If the love you two have for each other could be packaged ... I think world peace could be acheived ...

Thank you, SS :rose:

:rose:

We DO enjoy our love (if that makes any sense).

I'm not sure about packaging, but some people already say we're wrapped up a little too tight!

http://www.flaguide.org/tools/math/estimation/mummies.gif

JennyOmanHill

trying hard to be mindful

Dec 13, 2003

#1,306

Watching you sleep!

Hope your dreams are good ones!

Leaving this for you if/when (lol) you wake up before me!

http://www.usagreetings.com/imgs/generalwishes/generalwishes_kiss_swf_0622_1sm.gif

:heart:

:heart:

:kiss:

:heart:

omahaman2

Here's your sign

Dec 13, 2003

#1,307

Re: Watching you sleep!

JennyOmanHill said:
Hope your dreams are good ones!

Leaving this for you if/when (lol) you wake up before me!

http://www.usagreetings.com/imgs/generalwishes/generalwishes_kiss_swf_0622_1sm.gif

Your kisses make it all worthwhile

Music and Lyrics by Sean Morey
Ladies and Gentelmen, THE MAN SONG!

(He's the man! He's the man!)
I don't take no crap from anybody else but you.
I wear the pants around here when I'm finished with your laundry.
"Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight.
When I say "Jump" you say "Yeah, right"
I'm the man of this house until you get home.
(He's the man! He's the man!)

What I say goes around here right out the window.
And I don't wanna hear a lot of whinning so I'll shut up.
The sooner you learn whose boss around here,
The sooner you can give me my orders dear.
'Cause I'm head honcho around here but it's all in my head.
(He's the man! He's the man!)

And I can have sex anytime that you want.
"Cause I'm a man who has needs but they're not that important.
And don't expect any flowers from me
'Cause if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewlery.
I'm the King of my castle when you're not around.
(He's the man! He's the man!)

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I wanna get in trouble.
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready to sleep on the couch.
'Cause a mans' gotta do what a mans' gotta do
And I'm gonna do what you tell me to.
'Cause I'm top dog around here
But I've been neutered!
(He's the man! He's the man! You Da Man!)

JennyOmanHill

trying hard to be mindful

Dec 15, 2003

#1,308

You da MAN, alright!

Whatcha making for dinner tonight?

http://www.retro-redheads.com/images/LNDadApron.jpg

Loving my big O! man! :kiss:

:kiss:

:heart:

omahaman2

Here's your sign

Dec 16, 2003

#1,309

http://ecards.adoringyou.com/pix/Birthday/b1.gif

alwaysawake

Beaver Believer

Dec 16, 2003

#1,310

Re: You da MAN, alright!

JennyOmanHill said:
Whatcha making for dinner tonight?

http://www.retro-redheads.com/images/LNDadApron.jpg

Loving my big O! man!

Rumor through the grapevine has it that Oman is taking Jenny to the spot with the freshest beef in town!

JennyOmanHill

trying hard to be mindful

Dec 16, 2003

#1,311

alwaysawake said:
Rumor through the grapevine has it that Oman is taking Jenny to the spot with the freshest beef in town!

Mooooooooooo!

Let's say I have my own personal "whopper" here in Omahaland!

JennyOmanHill

trying hard to be mindful

Dec 16, 2003

#1,312

Thank you, darling

omahaman2 said:
http://ecards.adoringyou.com/pix/Birthday/b1.gif

You make EACH day a special one for me!

I love you! :heart:

:heart:

:heart:

:heart:

alwaysawake

Beaver Believer

Dec 16, 2003

#1,313

Re: Thank you, darling

JennyOmanHill said:
You make EACH day a special one for me!

I love you!

Happy Birthday, Jenny...and many mooooooooooo-re to come. You deserve the happiest of birthdays, my friend! :rose:

:rose:

x 36

JennyOmanHill

trying hard to be mindful

Dec 16, 2003

#1,314

Thank you, AA

alwaysawake said:
Happy Birthday, Jenny...and many mooooooooooo-re to come. You deserve the happiest of birthdays, my friend! x 36

I'm already ready for the celebration!

http://montblanc.pausd.palo-alto.ca.us/~pcressman/2001-2002/birthday%20clips/cow.jpg

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo

JennyOmanHill

trying hard to be mindful

Dec 17, 2003

#1,315

Snuggles and videos!

Really enjoyed our evening together! What a way to watch a film; who would have thought when we were youngsters that such a thing would be possible? uh oh... I'm showing my age again!

Pass the popcorn please!

http://family.go.com/Resources/Features/Food/famf0700cupcake_ccpopcorn.jpg
:heart:

:heart:

omahaman2

Here's your sign

Dec 19, 2003

#1,316

http://ecards.adoringyou.com/pix/I_Love_You/new5.gif

JennyOmanHill

trying hard to be mindful

Dec 19, 2003

#1,317

http://lovenotez.com/lflower5.jpg

:heart:

:heart:

I cannot begin to tell you how wonderful you are!

You made my special day SPECIAL! :heart:

:heart:

I love you! :kiss:

:kiss:

BooMerengue

Literotica Guru

Dec 20, 2003

#1,318

http://www.syruss.com/christmas/images/christmas148.gif

I just love you two! You are so damn 'together'!! LOL I hope you have a holiday full of love and wonder and wonderful love!!

http://www.syruss.com/christmas/images/christmas115.gif

omahaman2

Here's your sign

Dec 20, 2003

#1,319

THANK YOU, BOO
hope your Christmas is joyous and wonderful and filled with love and of course lots and lots of presents!!!!!!!!1

JENNY

The more we're together,
The more things we share,
The more we find new ways
To show that we care...
More hopes come to mind now,
More plans and dreams, too --
And all seem more likely
as long as I'm with you.

More meaningful moments
More talks -- heart to heart
More thinking of us
Anytime we're apart...

More love than we've ever
Been part of before --
More reasons for me
To be loving you more!

Merry Christmas!
I love you more
than you'll ever know!

Jacqline

Compassionate Temptress

Dec 20, 2003

#1,320

Jenny,

I'm sorry I didn't get to wish you a Happy Birthday. My daughter went into the hospital to be induced. She had been having some problems so she was the only thing on my mind. It took 20 hours for my grandaughter to be born so she missed being born on your birthday by a day. I am happy to say that mother and daughter are both fine.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, MY FRIEND!!!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO BOTH YOU AND OMAN

Jacqline :rose:

:rose:

:heart:

:kiss:

JennyOmanHill

trying hard to be mindful

Dec 21, 2003

#1,321

Hugggs Jacqline

Jacqline said:
Jenny,

I'm sorry I didn't get to wish you a Happy Birthday. My daughter went into the hospital to be induced. She had been having some problems so she was the only thing on my mind. It took 20 hours for my grandaughter to be born so she missed being born on your birthday by a day. I am happy to say that mother and daughter are both fine.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, MY FRIEND!!!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO BOTH YOU AND OMAN

Jacqline

Happy to hear that your daughter and grand-daughter will be enjoying their first holiday together in good shape! :rose:

:rose:

Thank you for the birthday wishes, and enjoy a happy holiday (and a safe trip, and LOTS of fun, to NYC). :heart:

:heart:

OMAN

:kiss:

(just because we spent another good day together!)

BooMerengue

Literotica Guru

Dec 21, 2003

#1,322

Re: Hugggs Jacqline

JennyOmanHill said:
Happy to hear that your daughter and grand-daughter will be enjoying their first holiday together in good shape!

Thank you for the birthday wishes, and enjoy a happy holiday (and a safe trip, and LOTS of fun, to NYC).

OMAN (just because we spent another good day together!)

I didn't know it was your Birthday, Jenny! Nobody ever tells me anything! Didn't have a lot of time to shop but here's a little something for you! Hope you have as many more as you want!!

http://www.sevenoaksart.co.uk/images/birthdaycake.gif

(Birthdays, that is! Well... cakes, too!! LOL)

omahaman2

Here's your sign

Dec 22, 2003

#1,323

http://cards.webshots.com/resources2/9/6179.gif

JennyOmanHill

trying hard to be mindful

Dec 22, 2003

#1,324

Thank you, Boo!

BooMerengue said:
I didn't know it was your Birthday, Jenny! Nobody ever tells me anything! Didn't have a lot of time to shop but here's a little something for you! Hope you have as many more as you want!!

http://www.sevenoaksart.co.uk/images/birthdaycake.gif

(Birthdays, that is! Well... cakes, too!! LOL)

Thanks for the birthday wishes! (It's never too late for good things like this!) :rose:

:rose:

I'm sure I'll be enjoying more CAKE than future birthdays though!

JennyOmanHill

trying hard to be mindful

Dec 22, 2003

#1,325

I love you too, Babe!

omahaman2 said:
http://cards.webshots.com/resources2/9/6179.gif

You begin each of my days with such happiness and love! :heart:

:heart:

http://www.adventurepostoffice.com/cards/love/cupid2-m.gif

Have a good day, darling. :kiss:

:kiss:

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