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I'm tetchy. Let's fight.

pink said:
She seems to love her brother, Leo Bug. He likes her too but she 1. won't stop walking on him and 2. won't stop biting his tail. He will growl quietly at her and then get up and walk away. He's a really good boy.
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Okay, okay, I smiled.

ElizabethWest said:
Tussle is such a lovely word. :)



Um... I mean... your mama wears combat boots. :cool:
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Isn't it?? There are so many lovely words related to violence and aggression. Pugilist, bellicose, truculent.

And you bet she does. All the better to kick your momma's ass with.

Disgustipated said:
I'd call you a cunt but I don't want to make FataCunt jelly.

But, please always remember, I hate you very much.

Dad is finally let us get this shit straightened out.
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Interesting interesting

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Fermina_Daza said:
Spiked apple cider slushies? Drink enough of them you won't want to fight anymore....

Okay, I'm lying. You'll still want to fight but you'll think you're really kicking ass while you're doing it.
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I can't even get mad at a post that's so full of genius. I'm going to start a fight club/iced cidery. "The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about fight club. The second rule of Fight Club is: always use a coaster because these slushies generate a lot of condensation."

neci said:
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Saint Peter said:
*reported*
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*view post*

Pussy!
 
Phelia said:
I am willing to concede that point, but it still stands that the jury award was ricockulous that the Peter Thiel factor is deeply fucked. Any symbolic and/or incremental gains for personal privacy are massively outweighed by the blow to the free press and a ton of collateral damage.

That wasn't even a satisfying fight, Yawn Wayne! Now THAT makes me mad. So, good job.







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That is heartwarming and adorable.

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Pig. The worst part is that I bet Laurel paid you 27% more for that post than she paid me for this one. Equal pay for equal posts! Actually, mine are better. Pay me more!!



I didn't even know they made one! Will do - thank you! :kiss:

I mean

*scowl*



Well that was fucking charming and lovely. Goddamnit.
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Well that is a well thought out and accurate point of view.


What are we supposed to fight about now?
 
I could go for some shadow boxing.


That's where we try to gift wrap shadows, right?
 


La Laurelle-
How does one go about acquiring an exclusive license for the right to sell popcorn here ?

*giggles*
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:D :D

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Phelia said:
Today's been a series of mounting frustrations that have left me in a rather sour mood. It doesn't happen very often, so I like to relish the feelings while they last.

Get in here and let's find something to tussle over.
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I've had the best day so let me shoot Baileys out of my ears all over you til your t-shirt is wet. Then we'll go Morris dancing. Hey nonny nonny!

Shut up and kiss me goddamn you. :heart:
 
DesEsseintes said:
If I slather my maypole with Cooper's dark will you dance around it? Or we could build a wicker man in the shape of Whicker, man.
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Dance around it? For fuck sake I'd be like a 70's kid on a spacehopper.

Ooh. Let's put Hash in and link arms and sing around the bottom as he burns. We'll start with some Fairport Convention. Matty Groves would go great with the smell of sexed up marmalade and burning imbecile.
 
Fata Morgana said:
Dance around it? For fuck sake I'd be like a 70's kid on a spacehopper.

Ooh. Let's put Hash in and link arms and sing around the bottom as he burns. We'll start with some Fairport Convention. Matty Groves would go great with the smell of sexed up marmalade and burning imbecile.
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Brollyanna said:
Im hungry. There had better be food in this thread.
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Smells like a barbeque. A Fuck L'Orange.
 
trysail said:


La Laurelle-
How does one go about acquiring an exclusive license for the right to sell popcorn here ?

*giggles*
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:D :D

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I was popping corn here first, but there is enough room for two.

What we need now is a cotton candy machine!
 
InternationalFunboy said:
Sorry BrollyDolly, I tried to put the OP in the kitchen but all that came out of that effort is roasted Pig.
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Me: I love you, but I also love pork.
IFB: So if the GB burnt down, would you miss me or the pork the most?
Me: Does Phelia survive?
IFB: Yes.
Me: The pork.


Hard_Rom said:
Smells like a barbeque. A Fuck L'Orange.
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Me: I love you, but I also love fuck l'orange...
 
Brollyanna said:
Me: I love you, but I also love pork.
IFB: So if the GB burnt down, would you miss me or the pork the most?
Me: Does Phelia survive?
IFB: Yes.
Me: The pork.
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I am a little hurt by this, you realize. It's because I hold you in such high regard. As if ordinary run of the mill rejection were not already a difficulty, there is this fresh Hell. But I do enjoy a small satisfaction in that... I am the pork.

Now put ME IN YOUR MOUTH NAGA NAGA NOOTCH!! I'M TENDER AND JUICY!!
 
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