In keeping with the so-called holiday spirit. . .

[Eilan]

Ok, here's more

An odd question, I am sure.. Anyhow the last few women I have been with have been amazed that I can get them to orgasm multiple times with just my penis, when they never had orgasms before that way, ever. They all think I am doing something special, but I am really not, I just know what spot to hit in there! Do most guys not know this?

My partner and I have "played" with the couple 2 doors down from us and we have both fallen in love with her and taken a strong dislike to him. Anyone had a similar experience? and what sort of problems did it raise for you?

tell me what is a sexy lady. A sexy lady to me is a freaky chick that like to fuck. A girl who is straight when it come to the fuck. I mean does the right shit in bed. Doesnt bullshit when it comes to positions and is on top of the game when its time to do it what you think?

when u do some kind of sex when u are horny or when some body get ur attention????

I finally got my wife to try fucking a black man . She and I had a great time.I've had her with 3 different guys, and it was great everytime. BUT I'm wanting and her to I'm sure to find those mystical BBC's. You know those 11" thick and up ""BIG WELL HUNG BLACK COCKS"" The ones that "when they force their massive tools into your little white wife, Its suppose to have them begging to stop and for more. Hell me and the three black guys double vag'd my petite wife. And I aint got a little cock.Even though she does like it hardcore and a little rough. My question is .Is their really BBC's that can wear a wife out or is it all just FANTASY.

What is it like to fuck a pornstar? Is it the usual fucking dat does be goin on or does it be different knowing that she's open to anything, fucking anywhere doing crazy things???

OK it is a silly question, but I recently found out a man I know will only buy pants if the crotch area is makes his package look appealing (whatever that means) Is this something that a lot of men do? Why? And women, do you look at the crotch area and make sure the pants are gracing the crotch area in an appealing manner? I have never thought to check men for this so just curious to see what others have to say about this and see if it a common practice I have been sheltered from.

 

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[TBKahuna123]

As for the Av, I don't get it. How can you have that cute, pixie-like demeanor and have 4 kids at home? Most mothers I know have their face twisted into a permanent scowl after two!

As for earning a big cock, we'll be posting research findings on jsut this subject very soon on another thread. Dr. Herman Schleptaquim from HIVES and Dr. Hugh G. Rection of HUNG are just finishing up their final report.

As for the guy who thinks the pussy is nasty to put his face on, what is he 10?

A for the guy who called the hospital to ind out there were 90 calories per cumshot. The only thing dumber than that is his girlfriend who thinks cum is high is saturated fat! That's it! All those years fo trying to get laid and I've done it all wrong! I shoulda been trolling the health club wearing shorts that say 100% Fat Free across the crotch!!!!

And as for the size of a woman's slit. If this idiot had bothered to read Eilan's Pussy Issues thread he would have know that the only correct way to measure a pussy's dimensions is using the Schleptaquim Vaginal Hypontenuse Theorum. Sheesh, amatures!

 

[EJFan]

i find the whole thing very interesting... i mean, who knew pyropaul had so much time on his hands as to post all these questions at AFF. what a traitor.

 

[Eilan]

i find the whole thing very interesting... i mean, who knew pyropaul had so much time on his hands as to post all these questions at AFF. what a traitor.

He has been scarce around here lately.

A few more. . .

so WHY are there so many MEN on here complaining that the women won't give them the time of day!????!! Get a CLUE! Lesbians don't want to be with MEN!

why are so meny women here on Adult FriendFinder COCK teases??? i mean come on they can just be nice about it and say no thanks insted of leading you on.... what about this one when a womans profile says she wants sex or friends with benafits then when you get to chat with her she trys to back out.... to me i think tha olny the women out there that are realying wanting sex should be here on Adult FriendFinder and the ones not looking for sex should be on some outher site.....

My profile sum everything up. I am a very picky person and if I say no to someone they get all bent out of shape, why is that? I have standards just the same as everyone else. I love sex and I love the feeling of making love to someone special, I don't want just casual sex with anyone. It would be nice to say no and the other person without the hassel. I have had sex with a few people on this site and it has been wonderful with each of them. Just for thought!

 

[Denae]

I shoulda been trolling the health club wearing shorts that say 100% Fat Free across the crotch!!!!

I think you need to trademark this idea; there may be more than a million dollars to be had here.

 

[TBKahuna123]

I think you need to trademark this idea; there may be more than a million dollars to be had here.

Ahh the power of marketing!

 

[Denae]

Ahh the power of marketing!

money and lots of fat-free sex, what more could you ask for?

 

[EJFan]

money and lots of fat-free sex, what more could you ask for?

for a second, i thought this said FAST-free sex... which is pretty mucy my personal M.O.

 

[midwestyankee]

for a second, i thought this said FAST-free sex... which is pretty mucy my personal M.O.

And for a second I thoght this said "fasting from sex," which is pretty much my personal M.O.

 

[SweetErika]

The nurses must have made up the 90 calories answer, maybe out of spite for wasting their time. From all I've heard, it's 5-15 calories, depending on amount of ejaculate. This rundown of semen is kinda interesting.

 

[Eilan]

The nurses must have made up the 90 calories answer, maybe out of spite for wasting their time. From all I've heard, it's 5-15 calories, depending on amount of ejaculate. This rundown of semen is kinda interesting.

Maybe this dude's (I typed "dud's" first, dammit!) spunk is ultra-concentrated.

 

[KarenDee]

I heard if you wash it down with a Diet Coke that it cancels out the calories. Or maybe I just believe everything that I read on the web. If it's on the internet it must be true!

BTW Eilan...I love the av. Such a pretty smile!

 

[Eilan]

I heard if you wash it down with a Diet Coke that it cancels out the calories. Or maybe I just believe everything that I read on the web. If it's on the internet it must be true!

Yeah, and douching with Coke right after sex, particularly when combined with jumping up and down, prevents pregnancy. Right?

BTW Eilan...I love the av. Such a pretty smile!

Awww, thanks.

 

[KarenDee]

Yeah, and douching with Coke right after sex, particularly when combined with jumping up and down, prevents pregnancy. Right?

Isn't that the newest alternative to uterus removal? I shoulda waited!

 

[Eilan]

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What is the problem with some memebers, you try to talk to them or send an invite and they won't answer or reply. This is suppose to be a site where you meet people. Are most of the members phonies or teasers? If people aren't going to respond to you in some way, then why are they here? This is coming from a man, so women, do men do this as well? If people don't really want to mee t people as they say, then I think they should leave this site. You can say nice things to some women and it seems like it offends them, so
what do you say? Anyone on this site have any ideas?

No one ever replies to me. What the hell? I've been a member on this website since August. Am I ugly? Am I boring? I've even sent winks out to pages and pages of females. Thinking, if I play the numbers game, someone will reply back. But, nope! No one replies. I've even offered to involve my wife. And I also see the same people on-line in my local area. Why should e-mail them? They just ingore me or block me. People are getting too picky. I've even sent e-mails/winks to other countries. Still no replies. And I'll be surprised if anyone replies to this rant!

My girlfriend can fuck all night, but I have meet women who after a while she says I need to stop because it hurts. even when we use lots of oil it still hurts. so can you do it too long??

I know women want experienced men but i think it can me over rated, unless u just suck at sex, women need to give un-experienced men a chance, i could love to get some with an older woman

 

[SweetErika]

why are so meny women here on Adult FriendFinder COCK teases??? i mean come on they can just be nice about it and say no thanks insted of leading you on.... what about this one when a womans profile says she wants sex or friends with benafits then when you get to chat with her she trys to back out.... to me i think tha olny the women out there that are realying wanting sex should be here on Adult FriendFinder and the ones not looking for sex should be on some outher site.....

How do you suppose this one managed to come up with such a brilliant thought AND pack so many errors into so few non-sentences? And he doesn't get why women are backing out after chatting with him?

 

[Eilan]

How do you suppose this one managed to come up with such a brilliant thought AND pack so many errors into so few non-sentences? And he doesn't get why women are backing out after chatting with him?

Here's what's amusing: AFF has a new blog feature. I don't know much about it, but apparently there are women out there who use their blogs to "out" men who send rude messages or stalk others.

There's an ongoing debate about whether members should send "thanks-but-no-thanks" messages or just ignore people that they're not interested in, and both sides have valid points. Because of the fact that the men vastly outnumber the women, the women are generally the ones doing the rejecting.

An email exchange might go something like this:

Man: I saw your profile [in other words, I looked at your hot pics and didn't read your profile] and I thought we could chat and maybe try to hook up sometime.

Woman: Sorry, I'm looking for someone who's not married/closer to home/whatever.

Man: Fine. You're an ugly fucking bitch, anyway.

This is why a lot of women are reluctant to send rejection messages. The abuse isn't worth it.

 

[KarenDee]

An email exchange might go something like this:

Man: I saw your profile [in other words, I looked at your hot pics and didn't read your profile] and I thought we could chat and maybe try to hook up sometime.

Woman: Sorry, I'm looking for someone who's not married/closer to home/whatever.

Man: Fine. You're an ugly fucking bitch, anyway.

This is why a lot of women are reluctant to send rejection messages. The abuse isn't worth it.

Wow, isn't this deja vu all over again! Sounds like instant replay from several PMs that have made it to my box. It's why I just delete them outright. I used to try being polite, saying "no thanks" etc. After you get a few of the typical replies like Eilan mentioned, it's just not worth it. I guess she can recall the original issue which really got me over to HT from "the dark side." Thanks Eilan for doing that...I still remember your kind advice and without it I probably wouldn't be on HT today!

 

[Christina O. Leigh]

Here's what's amusing: AFF has a new blog feature. I don't know much about it, but apparently there are women out there who use their blogs to "out" men who send rude messages or stalk others.

There's an ongoing debate about whether members should send "thanks-but-no-thanks" messages or just ignore people that they're not interested in, and both sides have valid points. Because of the fact that the men vastly outnumber the women, the women are generally the ones doing the rejecting.

An email exchange might go something like this:

Man: I saw your profile [in other words, I looked at your hot pics and didn't read your profile] and I thought we could chat and maybe try to hook up sometime.

Woman: Sorry, I'm looking for someone who's not married/closer to home/whatever.

Man: Fine. You're an ugly fucking bitch, anyway.

This is why a lot of women are reluctant to send rejection messages. The abuse isn't worth it.

Wow, Eilan, I'm been on and off that site since 2002 and I only received about three of those. I've been (over-all) happy with the site but understand the man's frustrations because most of the women claiming to be women are damn porn bots. Right now my profile is turned off because I found the love of my life there, believe it or not.

The biggest problem I found on AFF is that only 1/4 of the men read your profile or so it seems. They love to look at the pictures (of course) but not every REAL woman is on there for a 3some, a one nighter or friends with benefits. This is what upset me and then I either deleted the email or responded with "I'm looking for something more. No offense to you."

And here's the problem with women: Not only half of them are porn bots, but some don't set their cupid preferences which is EXACTLY what they're looking for. If women do this, they don't have to worry about so much bullshit in their email. It automatically ends up deleted. Some obviously want to be bitches by just showing off their bodies to get attention and love slamming men when they write.

Just my take on it. I've met some wonderful people there. They just need to read profiles.

 

[bobsgirl]

How do you suppose this one managed to come up with such a brilliant thought AND pack so many errors into so few non-sentences? And he doesn't get why women are backing out after chatting with him?

Maybe all the blood is rushing down to his gigantic 11-inch dick and it's impairing his ability to type?

 

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[Eilan]

Wow, Eilan, I'm been on and off that site since 2002 and I only received about three of those. I've been (over-all) happy with the site but understand the man's frustrations because most of the women claiming to be women are damn porn bots. Right now my profile is turned off because I found the love of my life there, believe it or not.

I never got any of those replies, but I think some of that might have been due to the fact that I was half of a couple. If anyone would have gotten rude with me for saying, "No thanks," I'd have set my hubby loose on them.

It's great, BTW, that you're an AFF success story. So many people seem to be cynical about that place. There needs to be a good way to sort out the bots, fakes, spammers, and men pretending to be women because they give the women who are genuine a bad name. To say, "If a woman looks too beautiful to be true she probably is" is an insult to a lot of the lovely ladies who aren't fakes.

The biggest problem I found on AFF is that only 1/4 of the men read your profile or so it seems. They love to look at the pictures (of course) but not every REAL woman is on there for a 3some, a one nighter or friends with benefits. This is what upset me and then I either deleted the email or responded with "I'm looking for something more. No offense to you."

I always loved the "Let's fuck tonight." messages. Then some of the guys complain that if the women aren't looking for sex, then they should just leave. It's like Lit--we're all here for different reasons.

And here's the problem with women: Not only half of them are porn bots, but some don't set their cupid preferences which is EXACTLY what they're looking for. If women do this, they don't have to worry about so much bullshit in their email. It automatically ends up deleted. Some obviously want to be bitches by just showing off their bodies to get attention and love slamming men when they write.

Ah, the cupid preferences. I didn't have them set at first, but I learned to do so in a hurry.

Hmmm, I didn't realize the two of you have a past.

Yeah, kinda. I reponded to a thread about KarenDee on the Personals Board (though I didn't know it was about her until she responded to the initial post). We exchanged a few PM's and I suggested that she might find HT a better Lit fit.

 

[Christina O. Leigh]

I never got any of those replies, but I think some of that might have been due to the fact that I was half of a couple. If anyone would have gotten rude with me for saying, "No thanks," I'd have set my hubby loose on them.

It's great, BTW, that you're an AFF success story. So many people seem to be cynical about that place. There needs to be a good way to sort out the bots, fakes, spammers, and men pretending to be women because they give the women who are genuine a bad name. To say, "If a woman looks too beautiful to be true she probably is" is an insult to a lot of the lovely ladies who aren't fakes.

Oh yeah! I consider myself a success story. Before I met the man I'm with now, I met another from the same site. After knowing him for nearly a year, he proposed to me. I was shocked, sitting home in my jammies, writing a poem on my computer, he knocked on my door, and went down on bended knees. I melted but at the same time thought it was a joke. I ended up taking the ring to a jeweler to make sure it was real. And to my surprise, it was. At the time, I tried not getting too close to the man because I was so hurt in the past. A week after he asked me to marry him, he confessed that he had to get rid of a woman he been "half" living with for 5 years. Back went the ring! And thank God for condoms!

Believe it or not, we still talk today but I don't have much trust in him, so I can't consider him to be a very good friend anymore.

It's a tricky site. The best thing to do is buy a cam when you want to meet people. This way you can cam back and forth making sure the other person is who they say they are. Not saying that you'll know what's REALLY happening behind closed doors, but at least you know they're real.

Also, these men who say they're not married or attached, and that's what you're looking for, be prepared to get some liars. It's a sex site for Christ sake. LOL! Some just need to be tied up and spanked for a real long time.