In keeping with the so-called holiday spirit. . .

KarenDee said:
Isn't that the newest alternative to uterus removal? I shoulda waited! :D
Sheesh! And I'm scared to open a can of Coke I just dropped out of the fridge! Ouch!
 
What the hell does this mean?

do we get to learn how to shove a penis up someones anus then
blowjob them the rest of the night?, do we also do doggy style,
do hand jobs, foot jobs, blowjobs, and any other jobs?


Or how about this?

in my opinion if a woman put a nude picture in the site it mean that she is not out to search love but she want to have sex sex is a part of love but with just sex you can find fun not more so if a woman want love she will keep her body to her lover not to public what she left to her partner if anyone can see her body so why the nude pictures?

Did ya follow that?
 
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Eilan said:
What the hell does this mean?

do we get to learn how to shove a penis up someones anus then
blowjob them the rest of the night?, do we also do doggy style,
do hand jobs, foot jobs, blowjobs, and any other jobs?


Or how about this?

in my opinion if a woman put a nude picture in the site it mean that she is not out to search love but she want to have sex sex is a part of love but with just sex you can find fun not more so if a woman want love she will keep her body to her lover not to public what she left to her partner if anyone can see her body so why the nude pictures?

Did ya follow that?
Yeah, made perfect sense to me. The first guy is looking to apply for a job, preferably a graveyard shift, and the second guy...

OK, maybe not. :(
 
TBKahuna123 said:
Yeah, made perfect sense to me. The first guy is looking to apply for a job, preferably a graveyard shift, and the second guy...
Punctuation is his friend. Or not, apparently.
 
Eilan said:
What the hell does this mean?

in my opinion if a woman put a nude picture in the site it mean that she is not out to search love but she want to have sex sex is a part of love but with just sex you can find fun not more so if a woman want love she will keep her body to her lover not to public what she left to her partner if anyone can see her body so why the nude pictures?

Did ya follow that?

Not exactly, but it sure sounds like M C from over on the GB, "You're on a porn site you must want to cyber and send pics, if not you are just a cocktease" :rolleyes:
 
Eilan said:
What the hell does this mean?

do we get to learn how to shove a penis up someones anus then
blowjob them the rest of the night?, do we also do doggy style,
do hand jobs, foot jobs, blowjobs, and any other jobs?


Or how about this?

in my opinion if a woman put a nude picture in the site it mean that she is not out to search love but she want to have sex sex is a part of love but with just sex you can find fun not more so if a woman want love she will keep her body to her lover not to public what she left to her partner if anyone can see her body so why the nude pictures?

Did ya follow that?
My apologies in advance, Eilan, if this changes the nature of the thread, but if this guy's brain is his biggest sex organ...
 
midwestyankee said:
My apologies in advance, Eilan, if this changes the nature of the thread, but if this guy's brain is his biggest sex organ...
Oh Shit! Ow, my spleen! :D

Great stuff! I laughed! I cried! I wet myself! Bravo! :nana:
 
TBKahuna123 said:
Oh Shit! Ow, my spleen! :D

Great stuff! I laughed! I cried! I wet myself! Bravo! :nana:
<cue up Elvis voice>

Thank you. Thank you very much. </Elvis>
 
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