In Tennessee

[hdlynnette]

hmm i have a tractor you could ride anytime and id look if you wanted to flip your skirt and id take you up on a weekend away offer to

Yeah, but is your tractor sexy????

If I keep flippin my skirt I'm gonna get a bad reputation around here.

It's for DAMN sure I could use a weekend away.

 

[Chainzz]

Let's see....no tractor, no boat, no turkey, but i do have a skirt...

~~flip~~

Hell yes , thats what I like ,
participation .
[flipv][fliph] Nice flip Hdlynnette ! [/flipv][/fliph]
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[zigzaggs]

can a newbie post up in here. i'm in middle looking for my first guy and guy experince. just for stroking and sucking fun....I think I'm bi!!

 

[rollinlower]

Yeah, but is your tractor sexy????

If I keep flippin my skirt I'm gonna get a bad reputation around here.

It's for DAMN sure I could use a weekend away.

that could be arranged

 

[hdlynnette]

Hell yes , thats what I like ,
participation .
[flipv][fliph] Nice flip Hdlynnette ! [/flipv][/fliph]
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LMAO...doesn't standing on your head like that give you a headache when all the blood rushes there??

 

[BigFatMeat]

Hi Tennessee thread.

 

[hdlynnette]

Hi Tennessee thread.

Hi Big....how's everything in K-town tonight?

 

[tinman69s]

I thought this was pretty good, even if it is long

Just a quick lesson on "Southerness" for those of you unfortunate
>> enough
>> not to have any idea of just how special we are & a reminder for those
>> of
>> you who do.
>>
>>
>> Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a
>>
>> conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.
>> Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens,
>>
>> peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess.">
>>
>> Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction
>> of
>> "yonder.">>
>>
>> Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, ... As in:
>> "Going
>> to town, be back directly.">
>>
>> Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for
>>
>> the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl
>> in
>> the middle of the table.>>
>>
>> All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use
>> the
>> term, but they know the concept well.>>
>>
>> Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace
>> for
>> a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big
>>
>> bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real
>> crisis,
>> they also know to add a large banana puddin!
>>>
>> Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near"
>> and
>> "a right far piece." They also know that "just down the road" can be
>> 1
>> mile or 20.>
>>
>> Only a Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a
>>
>> redneck, a good ol' boy, and Po white trash.>>
>> No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing
>> turn
>> signal is actually going to make a turn.>
>> A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an
>>
>> adverb.>
>> Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines ... And when
>> we're
>> "in line" . We talk to everybody!>
>>
>> Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're
>>
>> related, even if only by marriage.
>>
>> In the South, y'all is singular .... All y'all is plural.
Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.>
>> Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee
>> are
>> perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and
>>
>> that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.
>>
>> When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin'," you know
>> you
>> are in the presence of a genuine Southerner!>>
>> Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea
>>
>> indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea
>>
>> unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk.
And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little
>> old
>> ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say,"Bless her
>> heart"...
>> And go your own way.
>>
>> And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all
>>
>> this Southern stuff ... Bless your hearts, I hear they are fixin' to
>> have
>> classes on Southernness as a second language!>
>> And for those who are not from the South but have lived here for a
>> long
>> time, all y'all need a sign to hang on yalls front porch that reads "I
>>
>> ain't from the South, but I got here as fast as I could.">
>>
>> Bless your hearts ... y'all have a blessed day.

 

[BigFatMeat]

That's great...and spot on.

 

[Chainzz]

LMAO...doesn't standing on your head like that give you a headache when all the blood rushes there??

Not so much anymore , its strange though ,
now when I get horny , it messes with my

VISION

what about you ?
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[hdlynnette]

Not so much anymore , its strange though ,
now when I get horny , it messes with my

VISION

what about you ?
​

Huh?

Do what?

Can ya type that a little bolder, I can't read it clearly.

 

[Chainzz]

Huh?

Do what?

Can ya type that a little bolder, I can't read it clearly.

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uh huh , see ,
its got ahold of you too !
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[hdlynnette]

uh huh , see ,
its got ahold of you too !
[/CENTER]

Is there a cure for this?

 

[strawberry9_81]

hey yall! im from tennessee...i just joined the forum not too long ago. quick info about me...24/f/west tn. and im a teacher. hope to hear from yall

 

[hdlynnette]

hey yall! im from tennessee...i just joined the forum not too long ago. quick info about me...24/f/west tn. and im a teacher. hope to hear from yall

Welcome Strawberry! I hope life is treating your well out there on the other end of the state.

 

[tinman69s]

hey yall! im from tennessee...i just joined the forum not too long ago. quick info about me...24/f/west tn. and im a teacher. hope to hear from yall

Hey there Strawberry!!! Good of you to stop by!! Pull up a chair and sit a while!!
Let us all get a gander at you!! Even if you are from West TN, you are alright with me honey!!! Now you just have to tell us a secret or two!!! Come on, we know you have some!!!!!

 

[hutter]

Hey y'all. Just moved to Tennessee (Knoxville) and was refered to this site. Looks like the guy/girl ratio here is waaaay off balance. Where you at, girls? Jeez...there' got to be some girls on here in east TN that like to go at it for a few hours...or are all Tennessee gals prudes? Smarten up a transplanted yankee, won't you?

 

[LadyAria]

I'm originally from Nashville. Went to Vandy. Nice to see ya'll are keep the perv alive in TN.

 

[strawberry9_81]

Hey there Strawberry!!! Good of you to stop by!! Pull up a chair and sit a while!!
Let us all get a gander at you!! Even if you are from West TN, you are alright with me honey!!! Now you just have to tell us a secret or two!!! Come on, we know you have some!!!!!

of course i have some secrets...don't we all?

 

[rollinlower]

hmm wondering when were going to see some pics of strawberry9_81

 

[strawberry9_81]

lol youll probably see some pics of me around the twelfth of....never. sorry babe but i gotta build up the courage to do that.

 

[rollinlower]

why dont you tell us a little bit more about yourself strawberry?

 

[strawberry9_81]

not much to tell. like i said im a teacher but im on my summer break. i love music and im goin to cma music fest aka fan fair next week. i love to read, write, paint, and watch tv, movies, and plays. what can i say? i love the marrow of life.

 

[rollinlower]

crnl clink imitation "on very interesting" imitation off

 

[hdlynnette]

Hey y'all. Just moved to Tennessee (Knoxville) and was refered to this site. Looks like the guy/girl ratio here is waaaay off balance. Where you at, girls? Jeez...there' got to be some girls on here in east TN that like to go at it for a few hours...or are all Tennessee gals prudes? Smarten up a transplanted yankee, won't you?

Where ya transplanted from Hutter?