In Tennessee

[hdlynnette]

I'm originally from Nashville. Went to Vandy. Nice to see ya'll are keep the perv alive in TN.

Where are you now, LAdyAria?

 

[LadyAria]

Where are you now, LAdyAria?

North Carolina

 

[justme7]

going to be in Nashville later today (Saturday)

 

[hutter]

Where ya transplanted from Hutter?

Minneapolis. Ever hear of it? Mahn...I'm having a bitch of a time adjusting down here. I'm used to being straight up with folks. It doesn't sit to well here, at least as far as charming the ladies goes. Any tips on how to adjust my game for the southern gals?

 

[rollinlower]

yeah ill tell you keep your mouth shut and let them do the talking and you listen lol

 

[tinman69s]

Hey y'all. Just moved to Tennessee (Knoxville) and was refered to this site. Looks like the guy/girl ratio here is waaaay off balance. Where you at, girls? Jeez...there' got to be some girls on here in east TN that like to go at it for a few hours...or are all Tennessee gals prudes? Smarten up a transplanted yankee, won't you?

Where are you coming from man? The girls hang out here but they are pretty much quiet until they know who you are!! So just post a few stats and let them know a little about you. They'll come around!

 

[tinman69s]

Minneapolis. Ever hear of it? Mahn...I'm having a bitch of a time adjusting down here. I'm used to being straight up with folks. It doesn't sit to well here, at least as far as charming the ladies goes. Any tips on how to adjust my game for the southern gals?

First of all, you need to be careful how you approach TN girls. (they just might kick your ass) They don't take kindly to rude and brash behavior, or boistrous people/ They like quiet suttle DOERS!!! There is an old saying here in the south.... Actions speak louder than words. You might want to think about that!

 

[hutter]

yeah ill tell you keep your mouth shut and let them do the talking and you listen lol

Ain't that the same everywhere?

 

[rollinlower]

Ain't that the same everywhere?

yup thats what iv always heard

 

[Chainzz]

Is there a cure for this?

Why yes , I'm glad you asked ....lol
First , you must purify your body in the water of the Tennessee river .
Second , take several pictures and share them here , where you will not be judged , but healed of the

vision

troubles .And last but certainly not least , you must drive to Nashville and have dinner with a myterious stranger you have been corrisponding with . Then and only then will you regain the precious sight so many take for granted .
lmao

 

[tinman69s]

Political Correctness

Guys watch out----this is the new rules !!!!!



Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred
to
as "HILLBILLIES."



You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.



And furthermore...



HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:



1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."



2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY
APPRECIATIVE."



3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."



4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."



5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."



6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."



7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED."



8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."



9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."



10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."



11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY
SUPERIOR."



12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

 

[tnblondie]

What do you know, I am # 1, 2, and 11 and you can add not short but vertically challenged.

 

[rollinlower]

lol thats funny

 

[clawboy]

Hey 22/m in Nashville here. Im home for the summer and Ill be back in Knoxville for the fall. I just joined the site so ladies give me a holler if you'd love to chat sometime.

 

[tomtrisexual]

New to Literotica

I'm new to this site but I thoroughly enjoy reading the sexy stories by everone. It is a Baskins&Robbins of sexual tastes. Are there any Tennessee women that enjoy using a strap-on with a male partner? I'm in East Tennessee and would love to find such a woman.

 

[hdlynnette]

Damn!

Who else had their outdoor heat turned down yesterday and today....it was damn nippy here this morning! I should have stuck my head outside before I left for work....I wore sandals and my feet got cold!

 

[hdlynnette]

Why yes , I'm glad you asked ....lol
First , you must purify your body in the water of the Tennessee river .
Second , take several pictures and share them here , where you will not be judged , but healed of the

vision

troubles .And last but certainly not least , you must drive to Nashville and have dinner with a myterious stranger you have been corrisponding with . Then and only then will you regain the precious sight so many take for granted .
lmao

Purify in the Tennessee river...I can do that...
Take several pictures of the Tennessee river and post them here...ok...I can do that...

~Wonderin why in the world you want pics of a river~

And its for sure I know the way to Nashville....get on 11W and keep drivin west...hmmm.....mysterious stranger....sounds intriguing...

~wondering where I'm having dinner~

Ok...I'll start making plans....are you SURE this will help cure my

vision

???

 

[clawboy]

Psh

Cold? It wasnt cold. I dont really consider it to be cold until its like 20 outside but then again I use to walk to the bus in shorts in the middle of winter when I was in school.

 

[hdlynnette]

Cold? It wasnt cold. I dont really consider it to be cold until its like 20 outside but then again I use to walk to the bus in shorts in the middle of winter when I was in school.

Well it was cold to me.....just ask my toes.

 

[tinman69s]

Well it was cold to me.....just ask my toes.

Awwww!! Are my baby's feet cold? You know in "cold weater training in the Army" I learned that if you will bring those cold feet over here and tuck them up in my arm pits they will get warm very quickly!! (Just watch the hands while you do it!!)

 

[tinman69s]

Cold? It wasnt cold. I dont really consider it to be cold until its like 20 outside but then again I use to walk to the bus in shorts in the middle of winter when I was in school.

Yeah, and I'll bet it was two miles up hill to the bus stop too, right?

 

[hdlynnette]

Awwww!! Are my baby's feet cold? You know in "cold weater training in the Army" I learned that if you will bring those cold feet over here and tuck them up in my arm pits they will get warm very quickly!! (Just watch the hands while you do it!!)

LOL...I ain't makin no promises there, Soldier!

 

[tinman69s]

LOL...I ain't makin no promises there, Soldier!

WELL, IT'S FOR SURE, THAT IF i HAVE YOUR FEET UP UNDER MY ARMS, YOU AIN'T GETTING AWAY TOO EASILY!!!

 

[hdlynnette]

WELL, IT'S FOR SURE, THAT IF i HAVE YOUR FEET UP UNDER MY ARMS, YOU AIN'T GETTING AWAY TOO EASILY!!!

 

[clawboy]

meh

Not two miles up hill. I wouldnt have went to school if it was two miles uphill but it was about three blocks.