Inappropriate metaphors

BonBon1976 · Sep 7, 2013

Ha was taking Ole one eye to the optometrist.

GuiltyPleasure · Sep 7, 2013

BonBon1976 said:
Ha was taking Ole one eye to the optometrist.

...or the urologist.

BonBon1976 · Sep 7, 2013

Tristesse2 said:
...or the urologist.

LOL...

Another lil gem from Grumpier Old Men

Taking the log pole to the beaver

BB

greenmountaineer · Sep 7, 2013

A toilet seat that's always fucking up.

champagne1982 · Sep 7, 2013

She's the Lovelace of credulity, she'll swallow any story you tell her.

Angeline · Sep 7, 2013

champagne1982 said:
She's the Lovelace of credulity, she'll swallow any story you tell her.

Gold medal entry!

todski28 · Sep 7, 2013

There she lay smeared in baby batter

UnderYourSpell · Sep 7, 2013

Oooh shocking lot

UnderYourSpell · Aug 23, 2017

Bumpety bump

HarryHill · Nov 1, 2017

Angeline said:
Gold medal entry!

..
Agreed

HarryHill · Nov 1, 2017

The really bad noose was that he was to be hanged tomorrow

UnderYourSpell · Nov 1, 2017

HarryHill said:
The really bad noose was that he was to be hanged tomorrow

Harry!!