(insert fun thread title here)

[Eyereadtoo]

I swear eyereadtoo didn't touch that girl

That night we were __________ and she was _________ when ________ happened.

 

[pointless]

i'm sorry, but what does any of this have to do with melanie laurent?

 

[Garnate]

i'm sorry, but what does any of this have to do with melanie laurent?

You're going to be really pissed off when I veer the conversation towards my salon visit today. And yes there will be a picture.

 

[Killswitch]

Right now? Eating Girl Scout Thin Mints.

I had a couple small snack snickers. I got skipped by the girl scouts again?

Maybe I'll get a stash online.

 

[pointless]

oh, that's fine. i'll just imagine melanie and diane kruger lezzing out or something. there will be lots of tribbing.

and sweating.

because, you know, perv.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I just drank some sparkling mineral water. I sincerely hope my night doesn't get any more dramatic than that.

 

[Killswitch]

I just drank some sparkling mineral water. I sincerely hope my night doesn't get any more dramatic than that.

Your night? Isn't the sun about to come up where you are?

I mean as long as you aren't behind Garnates nose.

 

[Garnate]

I had a couple small snack snickers. I got skipped by the girl scouts again?

Maybe I'll get a stash online.

Bitches are all over the place right now. Smiley can't help himself so I'm enjoying his lack of self restraint. *Nom*

oh, that's fine. i'll just imagine melanie and diane kruger lezzing out or something. there will be lots of tribbing.

and sweating.

because, you know, perv.

Let me know when the fisting starts.

 

[Garnate]

Miss Manners, the human clock.

 

[unregistered]

 

[pointless]

don't be crass. they're too classy for fisting.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Your night? Isn't the sun about to come up where you are?

I mean as long as you aren't behind Garnates nose.

I don't know what the time is.

 

[Killswitch]

Miss Manners, the human clock.

Well I assume he lives over there and it's plus five or so....I dunno....3:30-4:30. He's toast.

lol

 

[Killswitch]

Im watching food factory. They are making 100s of chocolate cakes.





Wheres 1HotFudge?

 

[pointless]

I don't know what the time is.

it's 65.6 umt

 

[Garnate]

I believe I've seen this picture.

Indeed! I promised my stylist that I'd post the pic on fb because she did a great job with the color. Speaking of, her and her fiancé are joining Rimmy, Spins, (hopefully) Wat, 1HF, me, Smiley and my sons for dinner next Saturday. She was oddly excited about it. Thank god those hibachi tables hold so many people. I'm thinking about eating lots and lots of shrimp.

don't be crass. they're too classy for fisting.

You're too boring to be a proper pervert.

 

[pointless]

well, that was rude.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Well I assume he lives over there and it's plus five or so....I dunno....3:30-4:30. He's toast.

lol

I'm toast with Nutella, thank you. And your lack of precision disappoints me.

 

[Erochic]

You're too boring to be a proper pervert.

Bwahahaha!! Love it

 

[Garnate]

well, that was rude.

I'm sorry. You really need to up your perv game. Maybe imagine there's also a donkey in the room and they <fill in the blank>?

Heh. The donkey would certainly fill in their blanks.






Gross.

 

[pointless]

gross indeed.

also, likely very loud and annoying.

seriously, donkeys are a pain in the ass.

no pun intended.

sadly.

well, not too.

 

[Garnate]

And the smell. You'd probably never truly be clean again.

 

[Que]

<insert emoticon>

 

[Killswitch]

Indeed! I promised my stylist that I'd post the pic on fb because she did a great job with the color. Speaking of, her and her fiancé are joining Rimmy, Spins, (hopefully) Wat, 1HF, me, Smiley and my sons for dinner next Saturday. She was oddly excited about it. Thank god those hibachi tables hold so many people. I'm thinking about eating lots and lots of shrimp.


You're too boring to be a proper pervert.

You should serve "sausage" not shrimp with all these dudes hornin in.

 

[Killswitch]

I'm toast with Nutella, thank you. And your lack of precision disappoints me.

It's part of my charm.