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[Garnate]

You should serve "sausage" not shrimp with all these dudes hornin in.

Hornin in on what? My birthday dinner? It's hibachi. You get shrimp, scallops, chicken, or beef. They charge extra for sour attitude, though.

 

[Erochic]

And the smell. You'd probably never truly be clean again.

Dear lord!
I just about threw up on the spot.

Garnate makes me feel innocent and naive.

 

[pointless]

the kicking would also likely be a problem. donkeys are fucking super mean.

 

[Killswitch]

Hornin in on what? My birthday dinner? It's hibachi. You get shrimp, scallops, chicken, or beef. They charge extra for sour attitude, though.

Happy Birthday.

 

[Garnate]

Okay, so the donkey is out. Unless we can sedate it first. Those two wimmens can do all the work anyway. What you need to do is go in early and febreeze the literal shit out of it. Problem solved.

 

[Garnate]

Happy Birthday.

Thanks! My Lorac Pro Palette 2 came in yesterday and Smiley got me a Google Nexus 6, which is amazing. My mom sent slippers that are too small on me and Bluebell is shipping me diabeetus and.....wait for it........A FUCKING TIARA! That girl is lousy with surprises but I'm so excited to have an actual tiara. Dolf will shit herself. And with everyone who is showing up/flying in for my birthday, this will be the best one yet. Fer realz.

 

[Erochic]

Okay, so the donkey is out. Unless we can sedate it first. Those two wimmens can do all the work anyway. What you need to do is go in early and febreeze the literal shit out of it. Problem solved.

Just to clarify - the birthday dinner is a separate event to the porn star, donkey fucking shitstorm right? Or are you combining the two events?

 

[DesEsseintes]

The thing with donkeys is getting a really good deep clean right to the roots of the hair, otherwise the smell lingers. I peel mine first and steam clean the resultant donkey rug, before sewing it back on, for instant ass freshness.

Well, not instant.

 

[Garnate]

Just to clarify - the birthday dinner is a separate event to the porn star, donkey fucking shitstorm right? Or are you combining the two events?

Noooooo this is pointless' event. In his head. I'm trying to ruin is brain, apparently.

 

[Garnate]

The thing with donkeys is getting a really good deep clean right to the roots of the hair, otherwise the smell lingers. I peel mine first and steam clean the resultant donkey rug, before sewing it back on, for instant ass freshness.

Well, not instant.

But the donkey is dead at that point and useless for sex.


Mostly.

 

[Killswitch]

Thanks! My Lorac Pro Palette 2 came in yesterday and Smiley got me a Google Nexus 6, which is amazing. My mom sent slippers that are too small on me and Bluebell is shipping me diabeetus and.....wait for it........A FUCKING TIARA! That girl is lousy with surprises but I'm so excited to have an actual tiara. Dolf will shit herself. And with everyone who is showing up/flying in for my birthday, this will be the best one yet. Fer realz.

....a tiara huh? Well you deserve one.

 

[Erochic]

Noooooo this is pointless' event. In his head. I'm trying to ruin is brain, apparently.

Nice work

 

[DesEsseintes]

But the donkey is dead at that point and useless for sex.


Mostly.

You're too boring to be a pervert.

 

[Garnate]

....a tiara huh? Well you deserve one.

I've been saying this since I was 3 yrs old!

Nice work

 

[Garnate]

You're too boring to be a pervert.

Touché, motherfucker.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Touché, motherfucker.

So that's now bestiality, necrophilia and incest...

This thread is going to get moved to Fetish soon enough unless we revert back to the speaking clock.

 

[Noor]

With my t-rex arms, I definitely do.

wait a sec, did parodyluvr make you a t-rex too?

 

[Killswitch]

I've been saying this since I was 3 yrs old!

Well. I've been sayin it for 7 years.

 

[Erochic]

So that's now bestiality, necrophilia and incest...

This thread is going to get moved to Fetish soon enough unless we revert back to the speaking clock.

I missed the incest

 

[Noor]

Thanks! My Lorac Pro Palette 2 came in yesterday and Smiley got me a Google Nexus 6, which is amazing. My mom sent slippers that are too small on me and Bluebell is shipping me diabeetus and.....wait for it........A FUCKING TIARA! That girl is lousy with surprises but I'm so excited to have an actual tiara. Dolf will shit herself. And with everyone who is showing up/flying in for my birthday, this will be the best one yet. Fer realz.

I have a tiara! Can I come too?

 

[DesEsseintes]

I missed the incest

I was a motherfucker. Blink and you missed it.

 

[Killswitch]

I missed the incest

Thats best.

lol

 

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[pointless]

Just to clarify - the birthday dinner is a separate event to the porn star, donkey fucking shitstorm right? Or are you combining the two events?

porn star? melanie laurent is not a porn star, you fool. she's an awesomely hot french actress. and diane kruger is a german actress who is also hot. have you never seen inglourious basterds!?

or the bridge for diane kruger.

 

[Erochic]

porn star? melanie laurent is not a porn star, you fool. she's an awesomely hot french actress. and diane kruger is a german actress who is also hot. have you never seen inglourious basterds!?

or the bridge for diane kruger.

I sincerely apologise - I didn't really follow the conversation until the donkey became involved.
And I think I was getting you confused with another poster who has an unhealthy obsession for a certain young lady who is in a less esteemed career that Melanie Laurent and Diane Kruger.