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I am using photobooth, the 3 second timer is pretty hard to work with
I know, they could at least add an option to change the timer right? Can't be that hard...
Thanks pwr2thebooty
Whatever you heard, it's a lie! I last way more than 3 seconds in bed! Like... 7... at least!
Ice cubes? Sounds fun![]()

Good to see you back, Chicken Fucker.
Signed
The Chicken ~

Whipped cream AND melted chocolate too![]()
Chicken! Where have you been? I've missed your feathery self, nights have been lonely![]()

I thought you were gone forever, so, I considered quitting lit, too. Then I remembered that you'd never leave your mistress......so I'm back.![]()
honey, if God gives you an easy way, use it*keeps the kisses and frames it*
come on... you only need to uncover the eyes... i wanna see that handsome face with that sexy smile and mystery eyes
just keep in mind, I love a thick and hard straw to suck on![]()

Hmmm, does this count?![]()

Chicken! Where have you been? I've missed your feathery self, nights have been lonely
Mmm sounds like dessert... oh the whipped cream and melted chocolate sounds good too!
Hmmm, does this count?![]()


Would you believe it was just iced tea?
I live in the south.....it's a sin not to have tea in your house at all times. lol So yes. I believe you.

Whatever you heard, it's a lie! I last way more than 3 seconds in bed! Like... 7... at least!
Mmmm southern sweet tea, oh how I love it down here![]()
yes yes......and i make amazing sweet tea.
rot your teeth sweet....
More empty threats....Assuming aren't you! You're only lucky no one else wants me for a kitten or I'd be gone in a flash!
Is that a waterproof watch?Hmmm, does this count?![]()
Bring that sexy smile, I'll bring the tea.![]()
More empty threats....
Is that a waterproof watch?![]()
Yes, yes it is... well sorta. Water resistant up to 100 meters! Enough for not-too-serious diving.

Checks watersports with a red star*
What? I meant wakeboarding.![]()
DamnYou got my hopes up and everything Chicken!
This one?
That's Mistress Chicken to you kitten.![]()
I was thinking this one

You insist with this Mistress business! Well you know what, I have a new lover!
I've got a better one than that if you REALLY want a smile![]()