Insomniacs Unite (by request)

[graceanne]

You weinie-head!

*giggles* Oh, the mental picture!

 

[snowy ciara]

Oh that's just loverly. Now I have a visual of weinie-headed artichokes with purple handcuffs.. I really really really really really need some sleep.

and now for something completely different

as? you have lovely eyes.

 

[Miss Diva]

Here is what DOESNT work:

Watching Late Night TV
Playing computer games
looking at Porn
chatting
Coffee after 7 at night
Ephedra after noon

Expresso after 7 can knock me out cold. Has anyone ever had an expresso and then went to sleep? I find it amazing!

 

[Miss Diva]

Uncle Rosco it is minus 30 in Montreal tonight so keep your posse with you or they will freeze their *^%%& off.

 

[graceanne]

Oh that's just loverly. Now I have a visual of weinie-headed artichokes with purple handcuffs.. I really really really really really need some sleep.

and now for something completely different

as? you have lovely eyes.

Are they wearing corsets?

 

[graceanne]

Uncle Rosco it is minus 30 in Montreal tonight so keep your posse with you or they will freeze their *^%%& off.

It'd serve them right.

 

[snowy ciara]

Are they wearing corsets?

AAARGH!!!! Graceanne! Don't make me come wake up the baby!

 

[graceanne]

AAARGH!!!! Graceanne! Don't make me come wake up the baby!

It's only 9:00 here, he's still awake and in his room yelling 'moooooooom! mooooooooom'.

I was thinking if they have a corset on they might wanna be wearing high heals, too.

 

[Miss Diva]

It's only 9:00 here, he's still awake and in his room yelling 'moooooooom! mooooooooom'.

I was thinking if they have a corset on they might wanna be wearing high heals, too.

with fishnet stockings???

 

[snowy ciara]

It's only 9:00 here, he's still awake and in his room yelling 'moooooooom! mooooooooom'.

I was thinking if they have a corset on they might wanna be wearing high heals, too.

Wearing basket hats of fruit and shaking maracas?

 

[graceanne]

with fishnet stockings???

Oooh, yeah, and a garter belt. Should they have a ball gag?

So what do we have, an weinie headed artichoke, wearing a corset, fishnet stocking, high heals, purple handcuffs, and a ball gag. *shakes head* Man, we all need to get more sleep.

 

[graceanne]

Wearing basket hats of fruit and shaking maracas?

Nah, that'd be weird.

 

[Miss Diva]

Oooh, yeah, and a garter belt. Should they have a ball gag?

So what do we have, an weinie headed artichoke, wearing a corset, fishnet stocking, high heals, purple handcuffs, and a ball gag. *shakes head* Man, we all need to get more sleep.

is thje corset red...and don't forget the blindfold...

 

[Despina]

Evenin' ladies.

You know, a guy could get really lucky in here at night if he chose to brew some coffee and forego the couch snoring.

~D

 

[graceanne]

Evenin' ladies.

You know, a guy could get really lucky in here at night if he chose to brew some coffee and forego the couch snoring.

~D

Well we have an weinie headed artichoke, in fetish gear, available.

 

[Despina]

Well we have an weinie headed artichoke, in fetish gear, available.

Eeep!

Are those in demand these days? (Gawd, I'm more behind the times than I thought.)

 

[sincerely_helene]

Dead on. I dont care what the critics say, a glass of wine or two before bed helps me more than almost anything....

Long walks help
i also take sinemet, which is for people with parkensons...it helps my restless leg syndrome

Here is what DOESNT work:

Watching Late Night TV
Playing computer games
looking at Porn
chatting
Coffee after 7 at night
Ephedra after noon


I'm siure there are other things, and you can all chime in

I hear you on the glass or two of vino. While I know it's really not the responsible thing to do, after so many years of sleepless nights you tend to find something that works and stick with it.

I have been on many of the medications they prescribe these days to help insomniacs; they almost seem like the more harmful alternative in the long run.

By no means am I recommending my foolish behaviour to anyone else here, though. Just say no!

As for the rest of your list... (blush.)

 

[sincerely_helene]

Uncle Rosco it is minus 30 in Montreal tonight so keep your posse with you or they will freeze their *^%%& off.

Rosco has a...??

Ooooohhhh! You said posse.

 

[snowy ciara]

you're so bad helene..

 

[arctic-stranger]

You see, as. I was busy not thinking of sleep last night so I was thinking of artichokes. I'm not sure why artichockes, but that was on my mind when I dozed. So about 2 hours later I had a nightmare that somehow featured rampaging artichokes. I'm not sure why they were rampaging, but they were.

So if I dream of rampaging artichokes with purple handcuffs as, I'm going to Alaska and taking you down.

and i will be wide awake, waiting for you!

 

[snowy ciara]

You're safe for now. This time it was Fungi, in the parlour, with a candlestick.

 

[Kajira Callista]

I think...I think....i slept all night! or maybe im so in need of a good nights sleep that i only think i did?

 

[esclave_PP]

In sleepless desperation, we often dream of rest.

 

[SweetDommes]

I think...I think....i slept all night! or maybe im so in need of a good nights sleep that i only think i did?

The important thing is actually not how long you slept, but how good you feel the quality of your sleep is so ... *sits back, puts her glasses on, and gives her best "analyzing the hell out of you" impression" how did you sleep last night, KC?

 

[Bandit58]

Expresso after 7 can knock me out cold. Has anyone ever had an expresso and then went to sleep? I find it amazing!

I've been known to have a cup of coffee and fall asleep half an hour afterwards......though Master says I only need to be horizontal and I fall asleep!

I usually have no trouble falling asleep. But I've been known to wake after 4-5 hours and have my brain switch itself on and have things just go round and round in it.....this usually happens about 4am and I'll be awake for ages......This is an old pattern that resurfaced when I was recently away from Master. Since I have been back with Him the problem has gone away again.

He still cannot sleep at night.....drops off about 5.30-6am and I wake Him at 9 for meds etc. Though He did have a good 2 hours on the couch this afternoon, must have needed the catch-up. If only He cound get a decent stretch of sleep at the right time, a lot of His tiredness would disappear and He'd feel a lot better